ASCII SMS and Status Messages - Page 8

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3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anju # 37

( '')
/ / in love !
/ /
( ) )
, ( '') engaged
/ , ''
( ) )
married
, - - .
( ) )''(, )

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kuldeep # 68

("._.")
@)-()--()-
(_)..''..(_)
HERE IS A LIL
CUTE BEAR WITH
A ROSE TO WISH
U...
HAPPY
VALENTINE''S
DAY
DARLING!!!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 115

___ VIAGRA / ,--(,) ( ) ) <-Before ('') / / <-AFTER ( ) )

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nimish # 59

) (
(__I_)

) (
(_I__)

) (
(__I_)

) (
(_I__)

SCRATCH THE SCREEN PLEASE, IVE GOT A FUCK- ING ITCHY ARSE!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Preeti # 31

( ,( )
('')
/ /
/ ))
/ (
( ,( )
/ /'' Sit on it
/ )) baby
/ / )
/ (''
( ,( ) Ooh yes
/ )) all the way

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rana # 40

,,,, .*.
( ,'' '') ('' '', )
('')==() ()('')
,,,, .*.
( ,")(", )
('')==() ()('')
,,, *.
( ''x'' )
('')==() ()('')
GIV ÜS A KISS!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepshikha # 112

mental anxiety,

mental breakdowns,

menstrual cramps,

menopause...

...did you ever notice how all womans problems begin with MEN!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 115

Have u
GOT A

* PEN *

<)". ."(>
( (..) ) GET BACK IN IT U UGLY FUCKIN PIG

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Gaurav # 107

I 23:45 I I Calling... I I I I 999 I I bet u nearly shit yourself.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Chandan # 83

. -. .- .
". ."
" . "
()''.".''()
". ."
" . "
()''.".''()
( (T) )
" . "
()''.".''()
( (T) ) just (..)(..) thinkin ("'')_("'') of u.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 125

@[email protected] @[email protected] (---) (---) _<( )>__<( )>_ BUD..........WEIS... ...ER! @[email protected] (---) _<( )>_

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nimish # 59

) ./  / / /''  ( *''===ø ( o  SWALLOW BITCH ) !  ! ( /''  ( *[email protected] 

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 115

.+ . " ) . " + . " + . " + . " +'' . + . " +. ".Abracadabra". +'' . + . " + . " + . nope, u''re still ugly!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Amar # 63

//
(",)
(!)
./!.
(/
(,") sex
./()
.)!.
((
(,")/'' bomb
(!
./!.
//
(",)/'' sex
./)''
.)!.
//
(,")/'' bomb
(!
./
//
(",)/'' ur a
./)'' sex bomb
.)!.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charu # 21

(") R WE NEARLY ) (") AT THE
( ( EGG?
) )
( ( NAH, WEVE
) )
ONLY JUST
( ( PASSED THE FUCKIN TONSILS!!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sourabh # 106

(é . WHAT''S ON
; ) A GIRLS
(é MIND?
( ) .
; )
( ) .
( ).
; /
( ) ,
( .)
/ /
( ) /
( .)
/ /
( ))
( '' )
/ /
( ) )

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anika # 77

[email protected]"""""@---- -----( ''-'' )----- ---(#)LuvU(#)--- -----(#) (#)----- [email protected]"""""@---- -----( ''-'' )----- (#)This Much(#) -----(#) (#)-----

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Chandan # 83

I

CARE

4 YOU

BECAUSE

ÜR MY

__
I

___
I
I
___
I
I
I
____
I _)
I
I_
____
I __)
I
I__I
____
I __)
I _)RIEND
I__IOREVER!x

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nakul # 93

)))))
c ''o
#:.,-'' I HATE
"""''SEX!!!
))))))
c ''==o
#:.,-''
"""''
))))))
c ''=====o
#:.,-''
"""''
))))))
c ''===========o
#:.,-''
"""''

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Meenakshi # 126

This is what your bum looks like after 4 nights of anal sex
night 1
(_._)

night 2
(_o_)

night 3
(_0_)
night 4
(__((O))__)
U DIRTY BOY!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Yogeshman # 101

Penis- I
length in c=/ ))
cold water L_//
warm c==/ ))
water L_//
Mouth- c====/ ))
water L_//

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sakshi # 86

GET READY!

:05

:04

:03

:02

:01

/ /
(-)-) MMWAAAH!
(  )
> <
/ /
(o)o) A B I G
( .__.) kiss 4u
> < Baby! -X-

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Angad # 91

___ ()...() ___) ( '' . '' ) (")_(") FUCK THE BUNNY *)____/).../) ______). '' ) *) (")_(") THE BUNNY IS FUCKED

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Aditi # 20

PRESENTING

/ /
(.)(.)
(.__.)
FLICK
()---()
I . _. I
( (o_, )
POOH
(o)(o)
(.___.)
KERMIT

AND...
,,,
Ö(._.)Ö
(---) YOU!!!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Preeti # 31

a nokia model
reflect a man''s
size:
( '')
/ /
/ / 3210
. ))
( '')
/ /
/ / 6110
. ))
( '')
/ / 5110
. ))

,o 8210
. )) Hee ! hee !

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Neeraj # 33

I bought u a toy
TRANSFORMER
(>''<)
(''o'' )
(Y(,)
.J
( ''<)
(''o/
/Y)
Y)
( '' )
/o /
/>( Y)
( '' )
/ /
,/ /
( ) )
Nice Huh?
Play with it!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shiba # 79

<)"..(>
( (..))
ask piggy if ur a
gud friend
<).."(>
(..), )

<)"..(>
( (..)

<).."(>
(..), )

<)''..''(>piggy sez
( (..),)NO . . . coz
ur da best! XXX

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pallavi # 104

(.)(.) elmo!
( (_) )
> - <
"
()__() pooh!
I ._. I
( (o ) )
>''<
// kermit!
(.).)
(,__.)
> <
)(/(/(
( -..- ) YOU
(_ ) Hee..hee...

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Retasha Sharma # 114

I

HATE

YOU

B COZ

ÜR A

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I

___
I
I
___
I
I
I
____
I _)
I
I_
____
I __)
I
I__I
____
I __)
I _)UKIN
I__IOOL!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Lerma Plata Penarand # 122

U MAKE ME (press and hold down)

H

HO

HOR

ORN

RNY

NY B

Y BA

BAB

HORNY BABY ???

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