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Bollywood Jokes SMS
One Month Ago | 8 shares | By Neeraj # 38

Jab Gabber paida hua to uski maan ne usse 3-4 thappad lagaye.

Gabber’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?

Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha Kitne Aadmi the…

Bollywood Jokes SMS
One Month Ago | 14 shares | By Vivek # 71

Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?
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1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam

2. kaho naa bukhar hai

3. TB no 1

4. Kal patient ho na ho

5. Hum blood de chuke sanam

Bollywood Jokes SMS
6 Months Ago | 4 shares | By Aditi # 20

John Abraham was driving down the street in a sweat because he

had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.

Looking up toward heaven, he said 'Lord, take pity on me.

If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the

rest of my life and give up tequila.'

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

John looked up again and said,

'Never mind. I found one.'

Bollywood Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 12 shares | By Mansi # 49

Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.
Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.
Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan
Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat.

Bollywood Jokes SMS
2 Years Ago | 7 shares | By Priyanka # 56

Kutte Ko Murgi Se Pyar Tha. Usne Murgi Se Shaadi Ki. Kuch Dino Baad Murgi Ne Khargosh Ko Janam Diya. Kutta: Ye Sab Kya Hai? Murgi: AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI.

Bollywood Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Bhawesh # 46

Journalist To Rakhi: What Type Of Roles do you Like? Rakhi: Waise toh I like Egg roll par kabhi kabhi veg roll bhi kha leti hoon.

Bollywood Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Kapil # 48

Feroz Khan as Don: Mere Sar Par Baal Aane Ka Intezaar To 11 Mulkon Ke Naayi Kar Rahe Hain, Par Mere Sar Par Baal Aana Mushkil Hi Nahi Namumkin Hai.

Bollywood Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Kunal # 26

Jeet Chuke Hum Har Jung, Ab Yeh Baazi Bhi Hamari Hai. Bahut Zaleel Ho Chuke Sardar Aur Santa Banta, Ab toh drama queen Rakhi Sawant Ki Baari Hai.

Bollywood Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Shubhdeep # 111

Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter….
Raabert: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajeet: Repeater.

Bollywood Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Shubham # 36

Likhe Jo Khat Tujhe, Wo Teri Yaad Mein, Wo Saare Padh Liye, Papa Ne Raat Mein. Sawera Jab Hua Toh Joote Pad Gaye, Wo Raadhe Waale Baal Ghajini Mein Badal Gaye.

Bollywood Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 4 shares | By Shantanu # 57

What is similar between students preparing for exams and aamir in movie Ghajini? Both Cant Remember Anything After Fifteen Minutes.

Bollywood Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Jyotsana # 17

Dad Caught His Son Watching Sheela Ki Jawani Song. Dad: Padhaai kar Le Beta. Sheela Toh Exams Ke Baad Bhi Jawan Rahegi.

Bollywood Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Yogeshman # 95

Jay: Maa kehti hai Raavan film ka gaana nahi sunna. Vijay: Kaunsa? Jay: Behne de mujhe behne de. Jay: Kyun? Vijay: Kyunki Abishek meri behene maang raha hai.

Bollywood Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Anju # 35

Dabang SMS! Agar Tumne Hume SMS Nahi Kiya Toh Tumhare Mobile Mein Hum Itne Chhed Karenge Ki Confuje Ho Jaaoge Ki Charger Kaha Lagaye Aur Earphone Kaha Lagaye.

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