College Life SMS and Status Messages

College Life SMS, College Life Status Messages
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One Year Ago | 2 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 124

College is 4 Knowledge,
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Knowledge is 4 Life,
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Life is 4 Wife,
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but
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Wife is a knife which cuts ur Life,
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So never choose ur Wife in a College Life.

One Year Ago | 1 shares | By Vijay # 32

A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt…
Long enough to cover the subject &
short enough to create interest.

One Year Ago | 2 shares | By Sujit # 76

The Best 'Oopss' Moment of COLLEGE Life...
When The Teacher is Looking for someone to Answer the Question & you Accidentally make an Eye-Contact!!
Isn't it....

3 Years Ago | 4 shares | By Retasha Sharma # 114

College Life
means…
8 frnds,2 bikes bt no petrol…!
… means…
Exam nite,6 dufers & no notes…!
means…
Sitting on sea view,6 smokerz & 1 cigarette…!
means…
Principal call for insult, 6 gangster nd all r saying first u go first u go
means…
1 Girl,6 frnds nd all r saying,Teri Bhabi,Teri Bhabi.!
means.!
Evrythng stupid but sumthng sensible.!
Like FRIENDSHIP.! ?

3 Years Ago | 21 shares | By Anju # 37

Movies of College life
Classes- Bardasht.
Attendance- Hera pheri.
Class room- No entry.
Teacher- Janidushman.
Exam- Evil dead.
Examiner- Don.
Frnd during paper- Hum aapke hai kaun?
Viva- Encounter.
Marking- Andha kanoon.
Exam time- Qayamat.
Cheating- Lage raho munna bhai.
Question paper- Ek paheli.
Answer paper- Kora kagaj.
Result- Sadma.
pass- Chamatkar.
Fail- Devdas.
Future- Na tum jano na hum....!

3 Years Ago | 4 shares | By Shantanu # 57

Son:
Papa Ap Ko Yaad Hai
Ap Ne Kaha Tha Ki Agar Exam Me Paas Hua
To 5000 Rs. Inam Denge.

Papa:
Han Han Bilkul Yaad Hai

Son:
To Mubarak Ho
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Ap Ke 5000 Bach Gaye.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Sucheta # 97

We came with the
fear of not knowing anybody…
But
We will go with tears after knowing evrybody…
& dat’s called”COLLEGE LIFE”.
“COLLEGE LIFE ROCKS”

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Vibhu # 27

If u ever start missing
Ur college days,
Ur class,
Ur friend circle,
Canteen
or
anything about college life..

Just open ur mark-sheets
Sara nasha utar jaega..

4 Years Ago | 10 shares | By Retasha Sharma # 114

LECTURE ME MASTI THI ,
HAMARI BHI KUCH HASTI THI,
TEACHER KA SAHARA THA DIL YE AAWARA THA,
KAHAN AA GAYE IS DEGREE KI AAFAT MEIN YAAR WO SCHOOL HI KITNA PAYARA THA.

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Bimal Dhiman # 119

In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
“The”

4 Years Ago | 6 shares | By Ashish # 54

SCHOOL- One pair dress for 7 days
COLLEGE- 7 pair dress for one day
SCHOOL- 2 copy for one subject
COLLEGE- 1 copy for all subject
SCHOOL- A white pipe in teacher’s hand (chalk)
COLLEGE- A white pipe in students hand (cigarette)
SCHOOL- Most frequent letter, leave letter
COLLEGE- Most frequent letter, love letter
Have a sweet college life.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sujit # 76

PLEDGE of collage boys :
india is my nation, girls r my destination,
dating is my ocupation, sighting is my profesion,
in b/w wat a hell is this education.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Anurag # 105

Lots of smiles,
Smiles with no worries,
Gala time spent together,
Time spent with no limit,
Lifelong friendship,
This is called college friendship.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saurabh # 14

Nothing in this world is expensive than
Having a girlfriend who is totally free on weekend!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Priyanka # 56

Lines by School boy…
Love is when i walk to other side of classroom
to sharp my pencil, Just to See her..
N then realize that,
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Im holding a pen..!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pramod # 67

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college regularly..

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Nimish # 59

Truth of College Life
'D First Benchers know the Answers to all d Problems.'
'Only d Back Benchers hav d Power 2 Face Every Problem.'

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Harish # 28

The Best 'Oopss!' Moment of COLLEGE Life...
When The Teacher is Looking for someone to Answer the Question & you Accidentally make an Eye-Contact!!
Isn't it....¥¥

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Angad # 91

Professor said
if any boy goes to girls hostel
rs:100 for first time
rs:200 for 2ndtime &
rs:500for third time
one boy asked”how much for monthly pass???'

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jyoti Sharma # 89

College life
ASSIGNMENT copy karte time
'Oye!! Ye kya likha hai ??'
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'Jo word samajh aa raha haiwo likh,
jo nai aaraha uska aisa hi design bana de’!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Priyanka # 75

Papa: Whom do u like more Mummy or Papa?
Kid: both!
Papa: Tell me only one.
Kid: both!
Papa: if i go America & ur mother go to Paris. Where u go?
Kid: Paris
Papa: This mean u like ur mother?
Kid: No. Paris is beautiful then America!
Papa: If i go Paris & ur mother go America so where u go?
Kid: America
Papa: Why?
Kid: bcuz i havent been there before . .

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sana # 69

College days are a person’s finest days,
Lived in joy,
Spent in carefree ways,
Remembered with a heavy heart!

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Agha # 108

Dedicated to all friends:
so many subjects in 1 little year,
so many hands in 1 tiffin box,
so many calls on 1 birthday nights,
so many tears for 1 single fight,
so many memories in 1 single heart,
that’s ……..
A whole lifetime in just 3 years

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 125

In a Restaurant:
Boyfriend: Jaan main tumse ek baat kehna chahta hoon
Girlfriend: Kya ?
Boyfriend: I am already Married.
Girlfrined: Apne to mujhe dara hi diya, main samji aapke paas paise nahi hai.

Top Contributors

Points Rank SMS
Saurabh 561 14 561
Vibhu 518 27 518
Harish 517 28 517
Vijay 511 32 511
Anju 510 37 510
Ashish 500 54 500
Priyanka 498 56 498
Shantanu 498 57 498
Nimish 496 59 496
Pramod 493 67 493
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