College Life SMS and Status Messages

College Life SMS, College Life Status Messages
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4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 125

College is 4 Knowledge,
Knowledge is 4 Life,
Life is 4 Wife,
Wife is a knife which cuts ur Life,
So never choose ur Wife in a College Life.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Vijay # 38

A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt…
Long enough to cover the subject &
short enough to create interest.

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Sujit # 80

The Best 'Oopss' Moment of COLLEGE Life...
When The Teacher is Looking for someone to Answer the Question & you Accidentally make an Eye-Contact!!
Isn't it....

6 Years Ago | 4 shares | By Retasha Sharma # 114

College Life
8 frnds,2 bikes bt no petrol…!
… means…
Exam nite,6 dufers & no notes…!
Sitting on sea view,6 smokerz & 1 cigarette…!
Principal call for insult, 6 gangster nd all r saying first u go first u go
1 Girl,6 frnds nd all r saying,Teri Bhabi,Teri Bhabi.!
Evrythng stupid but sumthng sensible.!

6 Years Ago | 21 shares | By Anju # 41

Movies of College life
Classes- Bardasht.
Attendance- Hera pheri.
Class room- No entry.
Teacher- Janidushman.
Exam- Evil dead.
Examiner- Don.
Frnd during paper- Hum aapke hai kaun?
Viva- Encounter.
Marking- Andha kanoon.
Exam time- Qayamat.
Cheating- Lage raho munna bhai.
Question paper- Ek paheli.
Answer paper- Kora kagaj.
Result- Sadma.
pass- Chamatkar.
Fail- Devdas.
Future- Na tum jano na hum....!

6 Years Ago | 4 shares | By Shantanu # 58

Papa Ap Ko Yaad Hai
Ap Ne Kaha Tha Ki Agar Exam Me Paas Hua
To 5000 Rs. Inam Denge.

Han Han Bilkul Yaad Hai

To Mubarak Ho
Ap Ke 5000 Bach Gaye.

7 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Bimal Dhiman # 120

In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:

7 Years Ago | 10 shares | By Retasha Sharma # 114


7 Years Ago | 6 shares | By Ashish # 52

SCHOOL- One pair dress for 7 days
COLLEGE- 7 pair dress for one day
SCHOOL- 2 copy for one subject
COLLEGE- 1 copy for all subject
SCHOOL- A white pipe in teacher’s hand (chalk)
COLLEGE- A white pipe in students hand (cigarette)
SCHOOL- Most frequent letter, leave letter
COLLEGE- Most frequent letter, love letter
Have a sweet college life.

7 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Sucheta # 97

We came with the
fear of not knowing anybody…
We will go with tears after knowing evrybody…
& dat’s called”COLLEGE LIFE”.

7 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Vibhu # 29

If u ever start missing
Ur college days,
Ur class,
Ur friend circle,
anything about college life..

Just open ur mark-sheets
Sara nasha utar jaega..

7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pramod # 67

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
Thats why boys go to college regularly..

7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Angad # 92

Professor said
if any boy goes to girls hostel
rs:100 for first time
rs:200 for 2ndtime &
rs:500for third time
one boy asked”how much for monthly pass???'

7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sana # 76

College days are a person’s finest days,
Lived in joy,
Spent in carefree ways,
Remembered with a heavy heart!

7 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Anurag # 106

Lots of smiles,
Smiles with no worries,
Gala time spent together,
Time spent with no limit,
Lifelong friendship,
This is called college friendship.

7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jyoti Sharma # 89

College life
ASSIGNMENT copy karte time
'Oye!! Ye kya likha hai ??'
'Jo word samajh aa raha haiwo likh,
jo nai aaraha uska aisa hi design bana de’!!

7 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Agha # 108

Dedicated to all friends:
so many subjects in 1 little year,
so many hands in 1 tiffin box,
so many calls on 1 birthday nights,
so many tears for 1 single fight,
so many memories in 1 single heart,
that’s ……..
A whole lifetime in just 3 years

7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Priyanka # 57

Lines by School boy…
Love is when i walk to other side of classroom
to sharp my pencil, Just to See her..
N then realize that,
Im holding a pen..!!

7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sujit # 80

PLEDGE of collage boys :
india is my nation, girls r my destination,
dating is my ocupation, sighting is my profesion,
in b/w wat a hell is this education.

7 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Nimish # 61

Truth of College Life
'D First Benchers know the Answers to all d Problems.'
'Only d Back Benchers hav d Power 2 Face Every Problem.'

7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saurabh # 15

Nothing in this world is expensive than
Having a girlfriend who is totally free on weekend!

7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Harish # 30

The Best 'Oopss!' Moment of COLLEGE Life...
When The Teacher is Looking for someone to Answer the Question & you Accidentally make an Eye-Contact!!
Isn't it....¥¥

7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Priyanka # 74

Papa: Whom do u like more Mummy or Papa?
Kid: both!
Papa: Tell me only one.
Kid: both!
Papa: if i go America & ur mother go to Paris. Where u go?
Kid: Paris
Papa: This mean u like ur mother?
Kid: No. Paris is beautiful then America!
Papa: If i go Paris & ur mother go America so where u go?
Kid: America
Papa: Why?
Kid: bcuz i havent been there before . .

7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 126

In a Restaurant:
Boyfriend: Jaan main tumse ek baat kehna chahta hoon
Girlfriend: Kya ?
Boyfriend: I am already Married.
Girlfrined: Apne to mujhe dara hi diya, main samji aapke paas paise nahi hai.

Top Contributors

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Saurabh 560 15 560
Vibhu 517 29 517
Harish 516 30 516
Vijay 509 38 509
Anju 508 41 508
Ashish 501 52 501
Priyanka 497 57 497
Shantanu 497 58 497
Nimish 495 61 495
Pramod 493 67 493
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