Cool SMS and Status Messages - Page 8
Cool SMS, Cool Status Messages on Page 8 of 12
Updated 2 years ago
10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
2.can sleep well.
3.Don''t hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don''t hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won''t hear "aaw.. U r dull today.
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don''t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets
sometimes when i
reflect back on all the
ciggarettes i smoked, i
feel ashamed. Then i
look into the ciggarette
and think abouth the workers
in the ciggarette factory
and all of their hopes and
dreams. if i dont smoke this
ciggarette, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be
shattered, Then i say to myself,
its better that i smoke this
ciggarette and let their dreams
come true then be selfish and
worry about my LUNGS...
Think abt it...