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3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sujit # 74

never mind people when they say you''re mad, cause they always mean to say that you
M=make
A=a
D=difference.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sachin # 58

Handsome
Useful
Smart
But
At
Night
Dangerous

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Angad # 96

9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Prabhjot # 92

10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don''t hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don''t hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won''t hear "aaw.. U r dull today"..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don''t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Priyanka # 73

10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don''t hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don''t hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won''t hear "aaw.. U r dull today.
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don''t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 63

the sky,s falling down,the whole world is on fire
the smell of burning is strong on my mind
everywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction
one man taking another,s life.
don,t ask me how but somehow i know
mankind still has to go for miles.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Krishna # 105

Life should be like this
Watching on Monday,friendship on Tuesday,Love on Wednesday,Wedding on thursday,fighting on friday, Divorse on Saturday, Rest on Sunday, Next on Monday

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vikas # 80

If 2day is world STEALING DAY wat wud u steal frm me??? Reply is a must!!! Send dis 2 ur frnds, u''ll get surprising answers.... ans me first!!! plz....

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Lerma Plata Penarand # 122

Those ‘midnight teas’,Those ‘bday bumps’… ‘Old torn jeans’, Those ‘late night walks’, ‘long chats’… ‘pinches & slaps’.. ‘crushes on pals’ & tat fight 4em’, ‘frying nuts’..making rowses bunking classes,calculating attendance percentage, copying tests and ass.:) gettin kicked out of class.. ’struggle 4marks’, ‘writin on desks’, ‘fight wit teachers’, ‘tears 4love’, those B-grade movies… Jst evritin… “Tatz college life” v cal it
“HEAVEN”

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Meenakshi # 126

Men,s "F" Rules FIND HER, FOLLOW HER, FLIRT HER, FRIEND HER, FINGER HER, FORCE HER, FUCK HER, FORGET HER, FIND NEXT....!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kuldeep # 67

press 0 for help
press 5 for money
press 6969 for sharing happiness
press 5238 for sharing saddness
press all previous number to call me

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 68

life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food KARANCHANDIGARH(dreamnt to be a world famous one day)

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Meenakshi # 126

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn’t hash,
Then your situation’s hopeless and your system’s gonna crash!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saurabh # 14

REMMBER THESE WORDS ....
LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 129

If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms…

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saurabh # 14

true bravery is 2 arrive home…..fully drunk……a late night out…..&& mom waiting with a jhadu and u ask:”hey mom,abhi tak safai kar rahi ho”

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nirati # 45

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn''t hash,
Then your situation''s hopeless and your system''s gonna crash!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jyoti Sharma # 88

sometimes when i
reflect back on all the
ciggarettes i smoked, i
feel ashamed. Then i
look into the ciggarette
and think abouth the workers
in the ciggarette factory
and all of their hopes and
dreams. if i dont smoke this
ciggarette, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be
shattered, Then i say to myself,
its better that i smoke this
ciggarette and let their dreams
come true then be selfish and
worry about my LUNGS...
Think abt it...

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Aditi # 20

I m 6 letter word.235is soap name.456 is opposite to start.132is police report.35is opposite to out .246is a color.who m i?give ans if u r genies

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Barun # 65

some sms abbreviation
all the best ATB
be home let BHL8
boss is listning BIL
call u back later CUBL8R
fine fi9 or f9
excelent XLNT
good luck GUDLUK
running late RINGL8
wait for me W84m
where are you WRU
your ur
for ur information FYI
great GR8
lying LYN
call u back later CUB L8R

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinit # 76

2day is a mobile day so plz open ur mobile cover & remove battery & dip in soap water apply candhana & kumkum 2 sim card & say "govinda govinda" U.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 87

It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepshikha # 112

Watching on Monday,friendship on Tuesday,Love on Wednesday,Wedding on thursday,fighting on friday, Divorse on Saturday, Rest on Sunday, Next on Monday

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 125

7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 127

It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1’s with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sourabh # 85

IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
NO SMS
NO FLOWER
NO VALENTINE''S
NO CANDLES
NO PERFUME
NO TRAVELLING
NO TAJ MEHAL
ALL THE MEN
GO DIRECT IN

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepak # 44

let me draw ur face!
Dont move!
Nearly finished,
ok Done!
Wanna look
****
(@..@)
(..)hi main marjava, Kitney
soney ho tusy!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Arjun # 35

If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms…

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jyotsana # 16

IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
NO SMS
NO FLOWER
NO VALENTINE’S
NO CANDLES
NO PERFUME
NO TRAVELLING
NO TAJ MEHAL
ALL THE MEN
GO DIRECT IN
HEVEN blue eyes

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 124

If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms…

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