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Cricket Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kalika # 49

Loving someone who doesn't Love you,
Is like bating when you need 37 Runs in 6 Balls...
You know it's Impossible,
But you still have a small hope
That Nehra will bowl the Last over. . :P

Cricket Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Shantanu # 57

Teacher Told All Students
In Class 2 Write N Essay On A Cricket Match
All Were Busy Writing Except 1 Sardarji
He Wrote
'DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH'

Cricket Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Retasha Sharma # 114

Phone Call for Sehwag:
Indian Team Manager : Hello(over Phone)
Wife :Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife.
Indian Team Manager:Sorry, he is just going to bat
Wife:No Problem Manager, I will Hold on

Cricket Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nakul # 93

The captain of a team says to the Umpire,
'My players want to know
If there is a penalty for thinking.
'The Umpire says,
'No' The captain says,
'Well we think you're an a$$h*le, then.'

Cricket Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Krishna # 105

The 1st testicular guard was
Used in the cricket in 1874 and
The 1st helmet was used in 1974.
It tuk almost 100 years for men
To realize dat brain is also important!

Cricket Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sourabh # 106

Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
A: The entire Indian innings.

Cricket Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kankambari # 121

Q. What do Dhoni and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.

Cricket Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Piyush # 29

Q: Where do Indian Batsman perfrom there best?
A: In Advertisments.

Cricket Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 124

Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an indian?
A. An allrounder.

Cricket Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhishek # 84

Q. Who spends the most time on the 'crease' of anyone in the indian team?
A. The person who ironed the cricket jerseys

Cricket Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shashank # 110

Q. Why is sachin tendulkar the unluckiest indian player?
A. Because he was born in india.

Cricket Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Abhishek # 84

Q. What’s the indian version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.

Cricket Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Prem # 34

Q. What does harbajan singh put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.

Cricket Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sucheta # 98

Q: When would Ganguly have 100 runs against his name?
A: When he is bowling.

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