Dating SMS and Status Messages

Best Reply For Denying A Proposal:

"I Like You A Lot
But
Love Is Something That Gives Pain
'N I Cant See You In Pain... !

Mausam Badla aur Thand ho gayi apke
SMS k bina Zindagi Tang ho gayi,
Aap Hume Bhul Gye ho Kya Dost,
Ya Fir Free SMS ki Scheme band ho gayi

Vacancy available
Post=true friend
Ability=(loving n caring)
Experience=(not required)
Duty=(2 sms daily)
Salary=(never ending love)
2 apply..
Send a sweet sms Please.

Respected international kanjus,
Thanx 4 nt sending any sms.
U'll win BHARAT KANJUS RATNA AWARD
na na SMS MAT KARNA WARNA YEH AWARD
koi aur le jayega..

All the right things are not always possible
and all the possible things are not always right.
so, be true to both your mind and heart
then you will never go wrong.

Government imposing new taxes.

Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30,

Love Rs.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free

The mind is like a clock
That is constantly running down ...
It has to be wound
Up daily with good thoughts ...

Don't go through life,
Grow through life

Worried mother give her daughter a pack of condom b4 a date.
Girl laughs n hugs her mother n says-
Times have changed Mom.
Im dating Meera,give me kheera..

One good thing about Internet dating:
you're guaranteed to click with whomever you meet.

Chain SMS by Santa:
Is sms ko itna forward karo k meri girlfrnd tak pahuch jaye



'Preeto tune sim change karke accha nahi kiya.'

Bahchche jab dating ki shuruat kare
Aur biwi Honda chodke Benz maangane lage
Tab tum mere paas aana mere dost
Mera ghar khula hai khula hi rahega
Tumhare liye.

Dating is just awkward moments and one person wants more than the other.
It's just that constant strangeness.
I think it's a very real thing.

Chain SMS by Santa: Is sms ko itna forward karo k meri girlfrnd tak pahuch jaye 'Pritoo tune sim change karke accha nahi kiya.'

uv been called b4 cupids court
4 stealin my heart.
trespassin in my dreams
& robin me of my senses.
uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me
- how do u plead?

Respected international kanjus, Thanx 4 nt sending any sms. U'll win BHARAT KANJUS RATNA AWARD na na SMS MAT KARNA WARNA YEH AWARD koi aur le jayega..

Bahchche jab dating ki shuruat kare Aur biwi Honda chodke Benz maangane lage Tab tum mere paas aana mere dost Mera ghar khula hai khula hi rahega Tumhare liye.

Mausam Badla aur Thand ho gayi apke SMS k bina Zindagi Tang ho gayi, Aap Hume Bhul Gye ho Kya Dost, Ya Fir Free SMS ki Scheme band ho gayi

I saw a Beautiful dream Last night
There were U&me only,
U knw wht Happan?
U was looking so innocent Bcoz
I was eating Icecream &U was Looking at me.