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English Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 9 shares | By Animesh # 94

Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women
what do we learn from this?
Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.

English Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 15 shares | By Deepak # 109

Two factory workers are talking
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

English Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 14 shares | By Anju # 33

In a classroom Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10. Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Teacher : Where is 5?
Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident…..

English Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 33 shares | By Charan # 23

Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
Pappu after thinking a lot, “MS Dhoni”!

English Jokes SMS
2 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Kunal # 27

When a Guy does Something Wrong…
Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident… I didn’t mean to..!!
Girl : I can’t believe you did this.
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/
When a Girl does Something Wrong…
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident… I didn’t mean to..!!
Boy : I can’t believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/

English Jokes SMS
2 Years Ago | 7 shares | By Rahul # 18

Another Moon?… Possible Another Sun?… Possible Another Sky?… Possible Another person Like U?… Impossible ‘Coz God can’t make the same Mistake twice.

English Jokes SMS
2 Years Ago | 7 shares | By Gaurav # 107

U luv sumone… u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id…!

English Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 16 shares | By 9875288111 # 12

Boy: I can’t marry you. My family is not permitting me.


Girl: Who’s in your family?


Boy: My wife and children.

English Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 4 shares | By Awadhesh # 99

A man was pulled over for driving too fast,
even though he thought he was driving just fine.
Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!

English Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Sujit # 74

A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.

English Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 125

What is the height of Flirting? It’s When your love letter starts with: TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN

English Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Nirati # 45

A motorist hit a sparrow. He took d unconscious bird, put in cage with bread & water. Bird wakes up, luks around & screams: Salakhen! My God! I’ve killed the motorist.

English Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 7 shares | By Sujit # 74

Kiss Is The Key Of Love,
Love Is The Lock Of Marriage,
Marriage Is The Box Of Children,
And too many Children means more Problem for the world
So Please Stop Kissing & Save the world for a while…

English Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Anju # 33

Dear reciever, I’m a Blonde Virus. I’m not so advanced, so pls delete all ur files urself and also help me to spread by sending to all. Thank U !

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