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2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By ganesh asrams # 642

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By haris momin # 253

What Is A Fear? ? ?

Fear Is The Deep, Wrenching Feeling In Your Stomach When Pages Of Your Book Still Smell New & Just Few Hours Left For Your Exams. !

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By haris momin # 253

Guzray Hoay Exam Ko Yaad
Na Karna,

Answr Sheet Mein Jo Likha Hai
Uski Fariyad Na Karna,

Jo Hoga Wo To Hoga,

Uski Fikar Mein Apnay
Holidays Barbad
Na Karna.

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Malkit Singh Gill # 11

Wisdom is knowing what to do next... Skill is knowing how to do it... and sucess is DOING IT ! DO THE BEST IN THE TEST...let ur path smooth & easy Examination may be more & more easy.. let ur sucess come to true, that my best wishes to you!

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pratik Patel # 702

Exam anthem,
humhonge allpass,
humhonge allpass,
humhonge allpass1din,
hoho likhte hai bakwas
fir bhi hai vishwas,
paper hoga jhakas,ek din.

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By haris momin # 253

Aitbar rakhna meri dosti pe,

Hum akhir tak dosti nibhaeinge,

Zarurat pari agar dosti mein IMTEHAN dene ki,

To

To

Exam ap dena,

Pharry hum pohchaeinge

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rajesh r # 1054

EXams r here

at da papr v stare..

da answr is no where..

which makes us pull our hair..

da grades rnt fair..

but like da past 18 years..

we damn care!! :@

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By haris momin # 253

EXAM ANTHEM

Hum honge Kamyab, hum honge All Pass ek din,
Hoho? likhte he bakwas,
fir b he vishwas, result hoga jhakas,
hum honge All Pass
Ek Din.

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Malkit Singh Gill # 11

Paper ki roti,note ka achar,
books ki barfi,question ki bahar,
teacher ki dusmani,dosto ka aanewale
exam ka toyohaar..

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pratik Patel # 702

Teacher asked (Students) Exams are nearing ,If u have any doubt you can ask me.

Students In which printing press the question paper are printed?

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By haris momin # 253

dAd: eXam ki tAyAri hO gAyi puttAr ?

sOn: ji dAd, shOes kO pOlish kyA, peN mein iNk dALA, UnifOrm irON kiyA, skoOl bAg reAdy kiyaA

aAb sirF pAdnA baAki hAi

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By neha singh # 856

newton's new law- every book continues 2 b in its state of rest or covered with dust, until n unless an external or internal exams appears..!

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By haris momin # 253

80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On

The Lectures You Missed

And

The Books You Didn?t Read ? ;->

How True ?

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By chin2 p # 7010

great offer!
bring a chit on ur xam day scratch & show it 2 ur teacher & win free trip 2 pincipal's office & njoy 3 yrs vacation at home

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By haris momin # 253

NEW Xam Pattern::

General Students ::Ans All The Ques..

OBC :: Ans Any Ques?.

SC :: Just Read All Ques

ST :: Thanx For Cuming To Exams?

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By haris momin # 253

Book Khulty Hi Exam Ka Sama Hota Hai,
Aise Mausam Me Hi Tou Dimag Khrab Hota Hai,
Dimag Ki Batain Paper Pe Nhn Ati,
Ye Fsana Tou Mark Sheet Pe Bayan Hota Hai :p

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Malkit Singh Gill # 11

College life is like Reliance !!
" Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein"
Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!!
" Aisi Azadi aur Kahan"
After Engagement is Like Idea!!
" Jo Badal de aapki Zindgi"
After Marrige is like Hutch!!
" Where U go.. network Follows"
After Kid is like BSNL!!
" All lines are Buzy"
so frnds enjoy each moments

2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By haris momin # 253

Na waqt hai itna k sylabus pura kiya jaye,
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kiya jaye,
Na jane konsa dard diay hai is parhayi ny,
Na roya jaye or na soya jaye..

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 99

Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING.....i don''t think that was an accident!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shantanu # 57

F.I.N.A.L.S.
F: F**k
I: I
N: Never
A: Actually
L: Learned
S: Shit

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saket # 16

Finals = academic suicide

Yo his pencil''s heavy, knees weak, face is sweaty...the final is on the desk already, but he forgot to study. He''s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to score A''s, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the proctor yawns so loud, then opens his mouth and the words come out...he''s talking now everyone''s listening now..."the clock''s run out...time''s up, put your pencils down."

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Divya # 61

I''m not going to cheat on the test tommorow, i''m simply going to study during it.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nimish # 59

I''m studying for finals - this defies the laws of physics by sucking and blowing at the same time :-/

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kunal # 30

Why Study For Exams.... Are they not about what you know, not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Monalisa # 72

kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the
jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the ,
utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nirati # 47

As long as learning is connected with earning, as long as certain jobs can only be reached through exams, so long must we take this examination system seriously. If another ladder to employment was contrived, much so-called education would disappear, and no one would be a penny the stupider.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charu # 21

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shantanu # 57

A professor was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrows final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family members death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the prof glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write".

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Aditi # 20

Twas the night before exam week, and all through the dorms, not a student was studying, this was usually the norm. Kegs in the kitchen, jello shots in the hall--thanks to the liquor, it was a late night for all. Passed out all around, the kids all slept tight. When they woke up the next day, they thought, ''Man, whatta night!'' We are to hung-over to study they shouted with cheer. So forget the exams and bring on the beer!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinav # 55

Finals are like boys...
1. they''re hard to understand
2. you might get the urge to cheat on them
3. some are harder than others
4. they put pressure on you to perform well
5. they were created to make our lives hell
6. you can work for hours and still get no satisfaction
7. some take longer to finish than others
8. you always have 3 or 4 at a time
9. some aren''t as big as you had expected
10. they''re much easier to do when you''re drunk because you just don''t care

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