Facebook SMS and Status Messages

Facebook SMS, Facebook Status Messages
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Updated 2 years ago
2 Years Ago | 10 shares | By Shubham # 36

I'm not addicted to Facebook.. I only use it when I have time..
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Lunch time,
break time,
bed time,
off time,
this time,
that time,
any time,
all the time...

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Love # 24

Boy: I heard you are great in
ALGEBRA?

Girl: Yes! why?

Boy: Can you please substitute my
X without
asking Y?

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Aditi # 20

Son to His Mom:
Mom You Know Na,
I Love You A Lot.
But Sorry Mom,
I Can't Accept Your
Friend Request On Facebook.

4 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Varun # 64

A Boy's Facebook Status
During Class:
I Am Online
From Class....
Comment From His Teacher:
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Beta Test Me 0 Mila Hai
Aa Ke Dekhega Ya Tag Karun..

4 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Ashish # 54

You are My Shona.....
I Dont Want you Khona...
I Need In your Heart
A Small Kona...
If U Dont Like Me....
I Will Start Rona....
and Phir...
Never Chup Hona.....
I luv you alot.

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Bimal Dhiman # 119

A Naughty Answer given by a girl
when asked-How you feel when sum1
gives u a flying kiss?
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G!rl - I feel boyz are lazy..

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Reena # 34

Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Agha # 108

Texting + Facebook = Textbook.
Yes, Mom! I am studying.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charan # 23

Who says, One can't deactivate one's Facebook account?
I did it many a time.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Akshat # 41

Guys: Wow, her status is dumb but she's cute. So I'm gonna like it.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vijay # 32

Whatever happens, happens for the best
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on Facebook!

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Nakul # 93

Thank God! FaceBook and Twitter don't run on Petrol!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ravi # 102

Studies show that friends who like My Posts have an above average

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shantanu # 57

Mark Zuckerberg denies keeping his wedding plans private, he posted the full details on Google+ but no one read them.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Neeraj # 33

I used to wonder what it was like to read people's minds but now that I have a Facebook account, I'm over it.

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Deepak # 43

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status.

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Charu # 21

Men Rule: If you can't convince them, confuse them!
Women Rule: If you can't convince them, unfriend them from Facebook!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kapil # 48

Twitter is a nursery for wannabe Critics. FaceBook for Photographers.

Top Contributors

Points Rank SMS
Aditi 532 20 532
Charu 527 21 527
Charan 523 23 523
Love 522 24 522
Vijay 511 32 511
Neeraj 511 33 511
Reena 510 34 510
Shubham 510 36 510
Akshat 507 41 507
Deepak 504 43 504
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