Funny Friendship SMS

Funny Friendship SMS, Funny Friendship Status Messages
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Funny Friendship SMS
3 Days Ago | 24 shares | By Anurag # 104

Friendship Rules

No Drama

No Excuse

No Sorry

No Thanks

& don’t say i am Busy’
Always say yaar Tere Liye to mari jann B Hazir Hai.
Bus kabi Mangna mat.

Funny Friendship SMS
5 Months Ago | 31 shares | By Md # 55

Saato aasmano ki sair hum kar aaye,
Har ek tare se dosti kar aaye,
Ek tara khas tha jise hum saath le aaye,
Varna aap hi sochiye,
Aap is jamin pe kaise aaye!

Funny Friendship SMS
5 Months Ago | 6 shares | By shubham # 8955

Difference between a Lover and a Friend:
Lover: Jaan, please drive safely and slowly.
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Friend: Bhagaa Saale Bhagaa , Aage Innova Mein Ek Number Item Baithi Hai!

Funny Friendship SMS
5 Months Ago | 29 shares | By Vikas # 83

Bazu-o-me dam rakhta hoon,
Dil me gam rakhta hoon,
aapki dosti ke baad,
logo se wasta kam rakhta hoon,
Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega,
isiliye Disprin sath rakhta hoon.

Funny Friendship SMS
11 Months Ago | 22 shares | By Rajat # 16

Agar zinda ho to 4/5 sms bhejo,
Markar aasmaan mein ho toh barish bhejo,
Agar swarg mein ho toh apsara bhejo,
Aur agar nark mein ho toh enjoy yourself!

Funny Friendship SMS
11 Months Ago | 14 shares | By kanhaiya # 8948

Mere hasi ka hisab kaun karega,
mere galti ko maaf kaun karega ,
ya khuda mere dost ko salamt rakhna,
warna, meri shadi mai lungi dance kaun karega..

Funny Friendship SMS
One Year Ago | 15 shares | By Lerma Plata Penarand # 122

KBhi “Dost” kehte ho

KBhi “Dua” dety ho

KBhi “Neend” se jga dete ho

Magar “Kasam se” Jb bhi “SMS” krty ho sare ghum bhula dety ho.

Funny Friendship SMS
One Year Ago | 12 shares | By Abhinit # 79

Meri Dosti wo daag hai
Jo aap mita nahin paoge,

Bus itni guzarish hai aapse

Ki Surf exel se mat dhona
Varna Dhoondhte reh jaoge

Funny Friendship SMS
One Year Ago | 13 shares | By Rana # 39

When somebody who’s deeply in love with you
tells you that you’re cute, beautiful, and angelic, I agree.
That’s true, believe me, I swear.
Cause love is blind!

Funny Friendship SMS
One Year Ago | 21 shares | By Neeraj # 38

Rooth kar aap hume bhulane lage
Itne door huye k bahut yaad aane lage,
Kaise bhool jaye ek pal mein aapko
Jab aap jaise dost banane me hume zamane lage

Funny Friendship SMS
One Year Ago | 10 shares | By Deepshikha # 112

Difference between Best Friend & Just Friend:
When U r in hospital
Just Friend asks:
Tabiyat kaisi hai?
Best Friend asks:
Nurse kaisi hai?

Funny Friendship SMS
One Year Ago | 24 shares | By Deepak # 108

?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.
Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.
Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.
Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai

Funny Friendship SMS
One Year Ago | 11 shares | By Pallavi # 103

How does Lazy person like u
Take bath during winters :
Stands in front of mirror,
throws water on the mirror
n says
“Chak de Fatte, Aaj too naha he liya fir”

Funny Friendship SMS
One Year Ago | 13 shares | By Nakul # 93

Vodafone walon ka KUTTA
Aaj subah he chal bsa,
Ab wo Monkey se Add krwaana chahte hain.
Tujhe
Meri
Dosti
ki
Kasam,
Kahin Chhup Ja ;o)

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