Funny Love SMS and Status Messages

70% girl sweet hoti hai
75% beautiful hoti hain
85% inteligent.
90% masoom hoti hai& 100% pyari hot hain
kul mila kar 70+75+85+90+100
sub ki sub 420 hoti hain..

Forgetting friend is a
Crime
ignoring them is a
Shame
Liking them is a
Pleasure
Thinking of them is a
Necessity
N disturbing them
‘Oye! Haq banta hai na yr!’a

Ek ladki thi diwani se
mobile lee kar chalti thi
jab bhi muz se milti thi
bas ek hi baat kaheti thi
bhaiia

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Ye chalu kaise hota hai.

Don't be sad when you see your
ex-girlfrnd flirting with sumone else.
Come on yaar
Learn to donate ur old toys to poor kids
That's called ATTITUDE

Propose karne ka ek damjakkas style..
kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai..
mar dalegi kya..??
dil daina ha te de de..
rakh ke achaar dalegi kya??

Mohobbbbat Toh Sirf Dil Dekh Kar Hi
Ki Jati Hai.......
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Chehra Dekh Kar Toh Log Setting Hi
Karte Hai.....!!!

Dil me basne wale sabse
Kharab kirayedar hote hain…
1. Dil pe kabza kar lena
2. Rent bhi nahi dete
3. Khali bhi nahi karte
4. Jab jate hain to Dil tod ke jate hain.

5 saal ke bacche ne pyar ki paribhasha likhi:
Pyar chaddi mein huyi su-su jaisa hota hai,
jo dusro ko nahi dikhta par khudko feel hota hai.

The smallest word is I, The smallest word is I, the sweetest word is Love and the dearest person in the world is you. thats why I Love You :)

believe in love ...!Love has great power !
It can " REMOVE " misunderstandings,Anxieties, worries Doubts,Fears ,Tears ,T shirts,Tops, Jeans etc etc etc ...:)

Wat's d mean of True luv?
Ture luv is whn,
Katrina kaif propose A boy "I luv u" &
Boy Replied,''Sorry i already hv my GF & I LUV her alot''

What Is Love ?
Pyaar hua -- Thoda yaha vaha ghumna hua -- Thodi romantic baatein hue aur phir break-up .
Iss Procedure Mein Sirf Jeb Khali Hua Aur Kuch Nahi .

Tum muje dil do main tumhe jan donga"
tum muje jan do main tumhe jahan donga"
lekn ek bar jo tum pr barosa uth gya mahi tu tumhe jan se mardonga"

valantine's day is only few days away............so remember its not too late.. break up and save money.....:)

Enter PIN code... Enter PIN code... Enter PIN code...L, Enter PIN code ...LO Enter PIN code...LOV Enter PIN Code love..... wait...... PIN Accepted...... Welcome ;^ U ^; to v my *HeArT*....

The strong bcame
weak..

the genius bcame stupid..

The brave bcame
a coward..

it Happens

beCause of 1 thing

they fall in love

A good date ends wid a dinner
But
an awesome date ends wid a breakfast
Jisko samajh aaya wo frwd karo, baki POGO dekho…!

Life ka sucessful Moral:
“Pyar woh nahin ke hum ek ko kitne saal taq karte hai.”

“Pyar toh woh hai ke hum ek saal mein kitno se karte hai?”

Diffrence between a boy's eye and a girl's eye:
A boy's eye sees only d luv in a girl's eye..
but,
A girl's eyes always watches where d boy's eye sees...

Close ur eyes ....,Relax ur body. Close ur eyes ....,Relax ur body.... and stop breathing as long as U can...Now breath...I miss u as much as u missed the air....

V smile at whom V Like, V smile at whom V Like, V cry for whom V care, V laugh with whom we enjoy, and V become angry with whom we feel is our own... That's Friendship... That's Love...

Here is my heart, it is yours so take it, Treat it gently, please do not break it. Its full of love that’s good and true, So please keep it always close to u.

I've seen you hanging round
This darkness where I'm bound
And this black hole I've dug for me
And silently within
With hands touching skin
The shock breaks my disease
And I can breathe loverboy.

say all is well before u love,,
cos you wont be well when after love

All love is probationary, a fact which frightens women and exhilarates men.

Newtons LoV Theorem:
When a heart is dipped fully or partialy in d luv of sum1...
Then d loss in studiz is directly proprtnal 2 d time spnt in her memories...!

The best thing in love is "there is someone who is concerned what you eat & why you eat"

believe the boy who top up and send msg to us,and do not believe the girl who makeup and give us missed calls
love is ur life& lover is not ur wife

When i call my girl friend and she doesn’t answer its not a big deal…
But
When my girl friend call me and i dont answer its like world war III ….:P:P

sprite is sprite
love is bright
if u fall so deep
u will be blind