Funny Love SMS

Propose karne ka ek damjakkas style..
kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai..
mar dalegi kya..??
dil daina ha te de de..
rakh ke achaar dalegi kya??

Ek ladki thi diwani se
mobile lee kar chalti thi
jab bhi muz se milti thi
bas ek hi baat kaheti thi
bhaiia

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Ye chalu kaise hota hai.

Mohobbbbat Toh Sirf Dil Dekh Kar Hi
Ki Jati Hai.......
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Chehra Dekh Kar Toh Log Setting Hi
Karte Hai.....!!!

Dil me basne wale sabse
Kharab kirayedar hote hain…
1. Dil pe kabza kar lena
2. Rent bhi nahi dete
3. Khali bhi nahi karte
4. Jab jate hain to Dil tod ke jate hain.

5 saal ke bacche ne pyar ki paribhasha likhi:
Pyar chaddi mein huyi su-su jaisa hota hai,
jo dusro ko nahi dikhta par khudko feel hota hai.

70% girl sweet hoti hai
75% beautiful hoti hain
85% inteligent.
90% masoom hoti hai& 100% pyari hot hain
kul mila kar 70+75+85+90+100
sub ki sub 420 hoti hain..

The smallest word is I, The smallest word is I, the sweetest word is Love and the dearest person in the world is you. thats why I Love You :)

believe in love ...!Love has great power !
It can " REMOVE " misunderstandings,Anxieties, worries Doubts,Fears ,Tears ,T shirts,Tops, Jeans etc etc etc ...:)

Wat's d mean of True luv?
Ture luv is whn,
Katrina kaif propose A boy "I luv u" &
Boy Replied,''Sorry i already hv my GF & I LUV her alot''

Forgetting friend is a
Crime
ignoring them is a
Shame
Liking them is a
Pleasure
Thinking of them is a
Necessity
N disturbing them
‘Oye! Haq banta hai na yr!’a