Funny Truths SMS
Funny Truths SMS, Funny Truths Status Messages
Updated 3 years ago
Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree.
Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband.
You can’t buy love but you pay heavily for it.
Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he’s wrong and wife too agrees with him.
Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to
No matter how old you are,
if a little kid shoots you with
a toy gun, you pretend to die.
- All you need is love,
or a gun, a shovel & a place to
hide the body.
- it's very important in life
to learn 'shift+delete'.
Some people aren't worth
recycling, Trust me!
- we always fall in love with
the most unexpected person
- necessity is the mother of
invention, girlfriend is the mother