Funny Truths SMS

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Funny Truths SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhramita # 52

Truth of d day.... As We grow up we Think We Lose Our Friends. But Truth Is we Don't lose Friends, We Just Learn Who The Real Ones Are..!!

Funny Truths SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kapil # 48

Touching Truth of Present :- A VERY SHORT NICE LINE SAID BY A TRUE FRIEND 4 HOLDING TRUE FRIENDSHIP : HURT ME WITH THE TRUTH BUT NEVER COMFORT WITH A LIE....

Funny Truths SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sujit # 74

Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree.
Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband.
You can’t buy love but you pay heavily for it.
Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he’s wrong and wife too agrees with him.
Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to
speak..! xP=P

Funny Truths SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shashank # 110

Funny Truth:
Parents always teach their kids not to talk to strangers,
But the funny thing is that
They strictly support arranged marriage!

Funny Truths SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Piyush # 29

Parents always teach their kids not 2 talk 2 strangers,

But the truth is that,

all our good friends were

once 'Strangers for us'.....

Funny Truths SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Preeti # 31

Difference between MAN and MAGNET.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
MAGNETS HAVE A POSITIVE SIDE..... he he he

Funny Truths SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Yogeshman # 95

Why Gandhi smiles on every rupees note
Lincon don't smile in Dollars?
Because American women don't keep the money inside their Blouse...

Funny Truths SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sachitendra # 117

No matter how old you are,
if a little kid shoots you with
a toy gun, you pretend to die.

- All you need is love,
or a gun, a shovel & a place to
hide the body.

- it's very important in life
to learn 'shift+delete'.
Some people aren't worth
recycling, Trust me!

- we always fall in love with
the most unexpected person

- necessity is the mother of
invention, girlfriend is the mother
of necessities..

Funny Truths SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,
Natural Disasters Just Happen.

Funny Truths SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhramita # 52

Truth Is A Debit Card Pay 1st Enjoy Later. Lie Is A Credit Card Enjoy 1st Pay Later Wid Markup...' -

Funny Truths SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Reena # 37

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home,
even if you wish they were.

Funny Truths SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shubhdeep # 111

why girls smarter in studies than boys? . . . . . . .
cause in class girls looking at the figures in book
and boy looking at the figures of girl.

Funny Truths SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bimal Dhiman # 119

Every man who is high up likes to think
he has done it all himself,
and the wife smiles and lets it go at that

Funny Truths SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Arjun # 34

6 answers given by a GIRL wen she is proposed: 1.No 2.Give some time 3.I have always seen u as my frnd 4.I already have a bf 5.V shud concentrate on studies 6.dis is jus infactuation If a BOY is proposed: 1. yes 2. yes 3. yes 4.yes 5.yes 6.yes

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