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Funny Hindi SMS
Yesterday | 74 shares | By Akshat # 41

Zindagi me hamesa 1 baat yaad rakho.

kbi kisi k dil se mat khelo kyuki DIL 1 hi hota hai

agar khelna hai to Kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.

Funny Hindi SMS
Yesterday | 53 shares | By Divya # 66

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar
garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur
chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!

Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!

Funny Hindi SMS
Yesterday | 78 shares | By Saurabh # 14

Ek Raat, ek Chor, ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: Sona kaha hai?

Sardar: Ullu k patthe, pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake soja.

Funny Hindi SMS
Yesterday | 206 shares | By Harsh # 60

Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Botal Leke Beti Thi,
Kabi 15 Minute Mein Muuh Ko Lagati,
To Kabhi 20 Mint Mein,
Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa Gaya,
Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini Aur Puri 1 Ghut Me Pikar Bola- Aise Peete Hai,
Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To Pan Thook Rahi Thi.

Funny Hindi SMS
Yesterday | 153 shares | By Jyotsana # 16

Hum aise aashique hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aajayegi mere jindagi me,
To Reliance ki kasam London me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

Funny Hindi SMS
Yesterday | 264 shares | By Sourabh # 106

Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai,
Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti,
Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai,
Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti…

Funny Hindi SMS
Yesterday | 115 shares | By Arjun # 35

Badla Hai Mausam Aur Thand Ho Gayi Hai
Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Life Adhoori Ho Gyi Hai
Kya Bhula Diya Humein
Ya Mobile Mein SMS Pack Scheme Hi Band Ho Gyi Hai?

Funny Hindi SMS
Yesterday | 132 shares | By Abhijeet # 51

Girlfriend ka Pyaasa
Boy to Girl - Main aapse Friendship karna chahta hun.
Girl - Meri Sagaai ho chuki hai
Boy- Toh Behen banke Apni kisi dost se baat karwa de....

Funny Hindi SMS
Yesterday | 45 shares | By Angad # 96

Jailer – Suna hain tum Shayar ho Kuch sunao yaar . . . .
Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”

Funny Hindi SMS
22 Days Ago | 400 shares | By dalhat muhammad # 8916

Boy: Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?
Girl: Mina, Aur Tumhara?
Boy: Kamina Girl: Jhut Mat Bolo
Boy: Tum 5 minute Pass Baith K Dekh Lo Tum Isi Naam Se Bulaogi.

Funny Hindi SMS
25 Days Ago | 62 shares | By Sachin # 58

Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

Funny Hindi SMS
25 Days Ago | 57 shares | By Varun # 69

Sweet insult!! Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha
Apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
Ladka : Ji bhabhiji.

Funny Hindi SMS
One Month Ago | 21 shares | By Vibhu # 30

Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
haath pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai
hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HA.

Funny Hindi SMS
One Month Ago | 19 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Hmare Doston Ke Dil Me
Mohabbat Itni H Hmare Liye Ki.,!
.
Wo Msg Bhi Krte He To Doctor Ki Tarah.!
.
1msg Subah.!
1msg Sham.!
Baki Sara Din Aaram.

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