Funny Hindi SMS and Status Messages

Funny Hindi SMS, Funny Hindi Status Messages
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One Month Ago | 49 shares | By Angad # 96

Jailer – Suna hain tum Shayar ho Kuch sunao yaar . . . .
Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”

3 Months Ago | 75 shares | By Akshat # 42

Zindagi me hamesa 1 baat yaad rakho.

kbi kisi k dil se mat khelo kyuki DIL 1 hi hota hai

agar khelna hai to Kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.

7 Months Ago | 79 shares | By Saurabh # 14

Ek Raat, ek Chor, ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: Sona kaha hai?

Sardar: Ullu k patthe, pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake soja.

7 Months Ago | 16 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Aaj Ka Vichar..:)
Jo Baccha Apne Maa Baap Ki
Dil Se Seva Karta Hai....
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Uski "LOVE MARRIAGE" Me
Zyada Dikkat Nhi Aati.!!

7 Months Ago | 54 shares | By Divya # 66

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar
garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur
chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!

Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!

7 Months Ago | 34 shares | By Shiba # 79

Sardar: Station jaane ke kitne loge?
Rikshawala: 50 Sardar: 20 lelo
Rikshawala: 20 main kon lekar jaayeega?
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega.

8 Months Ago | 206 shares | By Harsh # 60

Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Botal Leke Beti Thi,
Kabi 15 Minute Mein Muuh Ko Lagati,
To Kabhi 20 Mint Mein,
Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa Gaya,
Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini Aur Puri 1 Ghut Me Pikar Bola- Aise Peete Hai,
Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To Pan Thook Rahi Thi.

8 Months Ago | 153 shares | By Jyotsana # 16

Hum aise aashique hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aajayegi mere jindagi me,
To Reliance ki kasam London me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

8 Months Ago | 115 shares | By Arjun # 35

Badla Hai Mausam Aur Thand Ho Gayi Hai
Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Life Adhoori Ho Gyi Hai
Kya Bhula Diya Humein
Ya Mobile Mein SMS Pack Scheme Hi Band Ho Gyi Hai?

8 Months Ago | 132 shares | By Abhijeet # 52

Girlfriend ka Pyaasa
Boy to Girl - Main aapse Friendship karna chahta hun.
Girl - Meri Sagaai ho chuki hai
Boy- Toh Behen banke Apni kisi dost se baat karwa de....

9 Months Ago | 62 shares | By Sachin # 58

Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

9 Months Ago | 57 shares | By Varun # 68

Sweet insult!! Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha
Apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
Ladka : Ji bhabhiji.

9 Months Ago | 21 shares | By Vibhu # 30

Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
haath pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai
hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HA.

9 Months Ago | 11 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Kabhi Bhi Raste Me Chalte Samay
Mobile Me Nazre Mat Lagaye Karo..
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Itna Bhi Mobile Me Busy Na Ho Kyoki Saamne Se..
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Ladki Guzar Jaye Aur Tumhe Pata Bhi Na Chale.

11 Months Ago | 98 shares | By Sachin # 58

Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyun Tension Me Ho?

Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery Ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,

Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.

One Year Ago | 33 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Inbox Ki Gwahi Or Byano Ko Mdhya,
Nazr Rakte Huye Dhara 420 K Tahat
Sms Pad Rahe Mujrim Ko
Balance Hote Hue B Msg Na Bhejne K
Jurm Me BHIKARI Karar Dia Jata H.

One Year Ago | 26 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 129

Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum,
Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum,
Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya,
Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum…

One Year Ago | 79 shares | By Sourabh # 106

Santa asks Banta: Tujhe ladki phasani aati hai?

Banta: Nahi..! Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..

Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..

Phir usay class mein uda..

Mam ke puchne par..

Ladki ka naam lagade..

Bas Phas Gai Ladki . . .

One Year Ago | 23 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Jab Koi Sms Ni Krta.
Itna Gussa Ata H.
Dil To Chahta H,
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Chapal Utar K
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Aram Se Baith Jau Or
Sochu Sayad Bhejna Nhi Ata Hoga.

One Year Ago | 13 shares | By Rahul # 87

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

One Year Ago | 5 shares | By Chandan # 83

1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai,

woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka,

guess kion?

because wo sari raat fre brigade
walon ko miss calls marta raha.

One Year Ago | 11 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Bf ek aisa jeev hai, jiske samne
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Chhipakali,
cockroach
se darnewali ladki bhi Sherani ban k ghumati hai.

One Year Ago | 61 shares | By Manish # 75

Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan:
1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge.
2) Zalim has~has k sms padhenge.
3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo.
Besharam SMS pura padhenge.

One Year Ago | 8 shares | By sai prasad # 3312

Ek Zabardast dil hila denewala SMS
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Kal karoonga

2 Years Ago | 17 shares | By Anika # 77

Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,
1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana
2.Machar ki malish krna
3.Chitti ko kiss krna
4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana
5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna.

2 Years Ago | 13 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Breakup Ka Faida.. ??
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Mobile Ki Battery,
6 6 Din Chal Jati Hai...

2 Years Ago | 8 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Mahanta Esme Nahi Ki,
Log Tumhe Facebook Par Dhundhe,
Mahantato Esme He Ki,
Log Tumhe Google Par Dhundhe.

2 Years Ago | 18 shares | By Vijay # 32

Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon.
Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho tum hosh me to ho.
Premika: haan
Premi: Magar hamne to kabhi kiss tak nahin kari
Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k
tumhari maan banne wali hoon..

2 Years Ago | 22 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Zaruri Nahi Agar Me Aapko,
Sms Bheju To Aap Bi Muje Sms Hi Bheje.
Aap Muje Friz,t.v,cbz Bike,honda City Car,
Mobile Ya Fir Cash Bhi Bhej Sakte Ho.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ejaj shaikh # 8860

Result has came on d net.send ur seat no.!Aisa majak engg student ke saath na kare. jaanlewa ho sakta he...!!!

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