Funny Hindi SMS

Funny Hindi Status Messages and SMS
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Funny Hindi SMS
8 Days Ago | 41 shares | By Angad # 100

Jailer – Suna hain tum Shayar ho Kuch sunao yaar . . . .
Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”

Funny Hindi SMS
9 Days Ago | 33 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Inbox Ki Gwahi Or Byano Ko Mdhya,
Nazr Rakte Huye Dhara 420 K Tahat
Sms Pad Rahe Mujrim Ko
Balance Hote Hue B Msg Na Bhejne K
Jurm Me BHIKARI Karar Dia Jata H.

Funny Hindi SMS
11 Days Ago | 56 shares | By Varun # 75

Sweet insult!! Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha
Apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
Ladka : Ji bhabhiji.

Funny Hindi SMS
11 Days Ago | 97 shares | By Sachin # 57

Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyun Tension Me Ho?

Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery Ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,

Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.

Funny Hindi SMS
15 Days Ago | 20 shares | By Vibhu # 30

Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
haath pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai
hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HA.

Funny Hindi SMS
15 Days Ago | 26 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 129

Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum,
Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum,
Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya,
Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum…

Funny Hindi SMS
15 Days Ago | 79 shares | By Sourabh # 106

Santa asks Banta: Tujhe ladki phasani aati hai?

Banta: Nahi..! Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..

Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..

Phir usay class mein uda..

Mam ke puchne par..

Ladki ka naam lagade..

Bas Phas Gai Ladki . . .

Funny Hindi SMS
15 Days Ago | 204 shares | By Harsh # 60

Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Botal Leke Beti Thi,
Kabi 15 Minute Mein Muuh Ko Lagati,
To Kabhi 20 Mint Mein,
Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa Gaya,
Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini Aur Puri 1 Ghut Me Pikar Bola- Aise Peete Hai,
Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To Pan Thook Rahi Thi.

Funny Hindi SMS
15 Days Ago | 130 shares | By Abhijeet # 52

Girlfriend ka Pyaasa
Boy to Girl - Main aapse Friendship karna chahta hun.
Girl - Meri Sagaai ho chuki hai
Boy- Toh Behen banke Apni kisi dost se baat karwa de....

Funny Hindi SMS
17 Days Ago | 8 shares | By ishika chakraborty # 8860

the coolest attitude ever; log mere bare mein kya sochte hai...


agar ye bhi main sochu to log kya sochenge?? :)

Funny Hindi SMS
17 Days Ago | 23 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Jab Koi Sms Ni Krta.
Itna Gussa Ata H.
Dil To Chahta H,
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Chapal Utar K
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Aram Se Baith Jau Or
Sochu Sayad Bhejna Nhi Ata Hoga.

Funny Hindi SMS
17 Days Ago | 13 shares | By Rahul # 80

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

Funny Hindi SMS
25 Days Ago | 6 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Boy To God After Result
"Hazaro Ki Kismat Tere Haath Methi
Agr Pass Kr Deta To Kya Baat Thi
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God To Boy- Ishq Thoda Kam Ladata To Kya Baat Thi!!
Kitaabein To Sari Tere Pas Thi!! :P
God Rocxxxx....Boy Shocxxxx:p

Funny Hindi SMS
25 Days Ago | 5 shares | By Chandan # 83

1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai,

woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka,

guess kion?

because wo sari raat fre brigade
walon ko miss calls marta raha.

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