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Funny Hindi Status Messages and SMS
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25 Days Ago | 150 shares | By Jyotsana # 18

Hum aise aashique hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aajayegi mere jindagi me,
To Reliance ki kasam London me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

One Month Ago | 399 shares | By dalhat muhammad # 8927

Boy: Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?
Girl: Mina, Aur Tumhara?
Boy: Kamina Girl: Jhut Mat Bolo
Boy: Tum 5 minute Pass Baith K Dekh Lo Tum Isi Naam Se Bulaogi.

One Month Ago | 260 shares | By Sourabh # 106

Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai,
Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti,
Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai,
Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti…

One Month Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Once Rohit Sharma walked into a bar,

the manager telled

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“Isko mat pilana, ye bahut zaldi OUT ho jata hai”.

One Month Ago | 10 shares | By Love # 157

Agar mobile INDIA me bante to
usme message templates kuch aise hote:
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1.Kamine call kar
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2.Cigarette lete hue aana
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3.teri bhabi k sath hu.
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4.Yaar kisi ladki ka no. to de.
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5.kaha hai saale ??
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6.kal college ya bunk...??
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7.Dimag mat khaa.
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8.Yaar teri bhabi naraz ho gai,

One Month Ago | 10 shares | By himanshu yadav # 8843

naag bola nagin se
mere gale mein tere pyar ka fanda
hai,...
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nagin bole naag se
mera khayal chod de
mera boy friend anaconda hai...

One Month Ago | 1 shares | By vaibhav kohade # 146

Pani ko bewkuf
kaise banaoge ?



Socho?




Socho



Socho?


Garam karo aur

Roz ki tarah aaj bhi mat nahao..!
good morning :-)

4 Months Ago | 52 shares | By Divya # 64

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar
garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur
chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!

Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!

4 Months Ago | 15 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Aaj Ka Vichar..:)
Jo Baccha Apne Maa Baap Ki
Dil Se Seva Karta Hai....
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Uski "LOVE MARRIAGE" Me
Zyada Dikkat Nhi Aati.!!

5 Months Ago | 10 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Kabhi Bhi Raste Me Chalte Samay
Mobile Me Nazre Mat Lagaye Karo..
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Itna Bhi Mobile Me Busy Na Ho Kyoki Saamne Se..
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Ladki Guzar Jaye Aur Tumhe Pata Bhi Na Chale.

5 Months Ago | 2 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

...Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya. Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila?
kyun?
kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!jai hind

6 Months Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Parents- "Exam kaisa gaya?"

Me- "Bahut achcha gaya, mast tha!" :D :)

Friend- "Kaisa gaya yaar exam?"

Me- "Abe Sale tujhe koi aur topic ni milta kya Kamine

6 Months Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ek din mai akela udaas nadi k kinare baith kar usme patthar phek raha tha...

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Tabhi ek mendhak nikla

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bola :

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Aa ja paani ke andar

abhi teri udasi door kar deta hu saale , kutte, kaminey

meri item ka sar phod diya...

6 Months Ago | 61 shares | By Sachin # 57

Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

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