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5 Months Ago | 61 shares | By Sachin # 56

Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

5 Months Ago | 96 shares | By Sachin # 56

Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyun Tension Me Ho?

Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery Ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,

Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.

5 Months Ago | 202 shares | By Harsh # 62

Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Botal Leke Beti Thi,
Kabi 15 Minute Mein Muuh Ko Lagati,
To Kabhi 20 Mint Mein,
Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa Gaya,
Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini Aur Puri 1 Ghut Me Pikar Bola- Aise Peete Hai,
Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To Pan Thook Rahi Thi.

5 Months Ago | 7 shares | By sunil vasava # 8

Zindgi me maine jitna safar kiya,
us xperience se meri ek baat hmesha yaad rkhna...
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TRAIN kabhi panchar nahi hoti...hehehahaha..

6 Months Ago | 54 shares | By Varun # 75

Sweet insult!! Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha
Apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
Ladka : Ji bhabhiji.

6 Months Ago | 75 shares | By Saurabh # 14

Ek Raat, ek Chor, ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: Sona kaha hai?

Sardar: Ullu k patthe, pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake soja.

6 Months Ago | 149 shares | By Jyotsana # 18

Hum aise aashique hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aajayegi mere jindagi me,
To Reliance ki kasam London me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

6 Months Ago | 25 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 129

Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum,
Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum,
Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya,
Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum…

6 Months Ago | 110 shares | By Arjun # 33

Badla Hai Mausam Aur Thand Ho Gayi Hai
Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Life Adhoori Ho Gyi Hai
Kya Bhula Diya Humein
Ya Mobile Mein SMS Pack Scheme Hi Band Ho Gyi Hai?

7 Months Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Specially for GIRLS.. :D

Petrol Badha Hum Chup The

Diesel Badha Fir Bhi Chup The

LPG Badha fir b Kuch Nhi Bole .

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But

ab Golgappe 5 ke sirf 3!!!!

Ab chup Nhi Rahenge

INQALAB ZINDABAD!!!!!

7 Months Ago | 8 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Pyar hua ,

Ikrar hua hai,

Pyaar se fir kyu darta hai dil?

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Q na dare dil yaar

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Aajkal ke pyar se badta hai sirf Mobile or Restaurant ka Bill..... !

7 Months Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ek bar Rajnikant khana banane Jwalamukhi par gaya.

He was shocked!

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'Kyunki

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waha already hum maggy bana rhe the

Bahut ho gyi tarif rajnikanth ki..

7 Months Ago | 15 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Apka nakra no1 Apka sarmana no.1 Apki hasi no1 Apka smartness no1 Apki personality no1 Apki chal no1 Aap dikhne me no1 Or hum fekne me No1

7 Months Ago | 11 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Bf ek aisa jeev hai, jiske samne
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Chhipakali,
cockroach
se darnewali ladki bhi Sherani ban k ghumati hai.

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