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2 Months Ago | 2 shares | By Pranshu # 91

Son there's a random question: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2 of the chocolate cakes, how many will you have left?
Ans- 10.
What if they force you?
Ans - Still 10.
What if they steal it?
Ans - 10 and a dead body.

4 Months Ago | 25 shares | By Yogeshman # 95

What will be the ad for Petrol in Year 2020?
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Buy 10 liter Petrol & Get 1 Tata Nano free…!!!

4 Months Ago | 6 shares | By sunil vasava # 8

Agar 'Laughing Buddha'serious ho jaye to uska naam kya hoga?
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'Gautam Gambhir'

4 Months Ago | 12 shares | By Priyanka # 7879

Question- Aisa kya hai jise bina hilaye dulaye upar-niche kiya ja sakta hai?
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Ans- Tapmaan(temperature)
Think Positive!

5 Months Ago | 29 shares | By Gaurav # 107

Want to be 1st in your class ?

Tips :
1. Wake up everyday at 5 am
2. Drink Tea or Coffee
3. Go to school at 6am , and nobody will be there in your class !!
You are 1st in your class.

5 Months Ago | 39 shares | By Sourabh # 106

Choos 1 relation 4 me.....if you want.....???

1. Best buddy..?
2. Well known person?
3. Best friend.??
4. Only friend.?
5. Boy friend.??
6. Brother.?
7. Sister.??
8. Girl friend.?
4wrd ts msg to ur cntct n get intresting. Reply....

Rply me first....

5 Months Ago | 122 shares | By Meenakshi # 126

Sabse Jyada Nasha Kisme Hota hai?
Shrab Me? No
Pyar Me? Na
Paise Me? Never
Sabse jyada nasha
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KITAB Me Hota Hai,sala Kholte Hi Nind Aa Jati Hai..

6 Months Ago | 142 shares | By Sakshi # 86

Select any pair of Alphabets
Then ill tell you ke aap kis tarha ki mohabat karte hai....,.
MM ??
FF ??
CC ??
AA ??
ZZ ??
SS ??
Reply fast.

Answer

MM...Time pas.
FF...Romantic.
CC...Just Friendship.
AA..Sachi Mohobbat karte ho.
ZZ...Dhoka Dete ho.
SS...Itni Ziyada k Shadi karny ki Planing hai.

6 Months Ago | 69 shares | By Retasha Sharma # 114

Let me tell u rPersonality,
which 1 do you like?

1.White Cloud
2.Blue Sea
3.Black Universe
4.Sunset
5.Grass
6.Pink Rose
Choose One
and
rply me...

Answer:
1.White Cloud=too emotional
2.Blue Sea=intelligent n cute
3.Black Universe=devil
4.Sunset=furious
5.Grass=flirty
6.Pink Rose=you luv sum1 deeply

6 Months Ago | 36 shares | By Charu # 82

If a baby is born in Africa...
Wht will b the color of the baby's teeth ?
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Don't stress your brain.
How will a new born baby have teeth?? ;-

6 Months Ago | 33 shares | By Bruttendu # 123

1.which is the small est moon?
Ans:-jamoon.

2.which jam we cannot eat?
Ans:-Traffic jam.

3.why is B always very cool?
Ans:-Because it sits in AC.

6 Months Ago | 26 shares | By Abhay # 89

Sabse bada kaminapan wala mazak kya ho sakta he?
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Think..
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Think...
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Kisi ke shampoo ki bottle me 'Veet' mila dena....;)

7 Months Ago | 23 shares | By Piyush # 29

Which Colour u want ur partner to wear on ur first date?
Black..
Blue..
White..
Red..
Green
Or
Maroon..
i'll send you the meanings after you reply,

===Answers===
Black=you luv your partner
Blue=your truly in luv with your partner
White=your luv is pure
Red=your soo Romentic
Green=your luv is just 4 money
Maroon= your not determind to 1 person

8 Months Ago | 5 shares | By PARTH_JSK # 145

Wich is the mst butiful feeling in d world?

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Whn u try to luk at ur frnd nd ur frnds are alrdy luking at u in..

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Exam hall..!!....

8 Months Ago | 82 shares | By Sachin # 58

3 sawal .pleas reply.

1) Ek din ki zindgi mile to kya mangoge?
Ans=

2) Mout samne ho to kya chahoge?
Ans=

3) Dost or pyar me pehli pasand?
Ans=

reply now

8 Months Ago | 35 shares | By Animesh # 94

Choose b/w 1.2.3.4.5.6.7
after dat i will tell u k jb log apke couple ko stage pe sath bethey dekhenge to kya comments dengey.

Answer:
1.ek dusrey ke liye bne hai
2.nice couple
3.bus theek hi hai
4.wah! kya jodi hai
5.Behen bhai lagtey hain
6.bhut paindu couple hai
7.bhoot aur bhootni ki jodi hai.

One Year Ago | 42 shares | By Shashank # 110

How to sleep faster..??
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Just Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom...

One Year Ago | 4 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Q: Why There r Different
Types 0f Blood Groups ... ?

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A: So The Mosquitoes Can Enjoy
Different Flavors .

One Year Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Which 3 Letters Can Change a Girl Into a Women.?
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Think..
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Think Hard..
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AGE....!!!

One Year Ago | 10 shares | By PARTH_JSK # 145

Similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL..
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In both cases people sit, waste time and write on Walls..!!!!!......

One Year Ago | 6 shares | By 9875288111 # 12

What Is The Difference b/w
GHAZAL & LECTURE..

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Every Word Spoken By Others Wife Is.. GHAZAL

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Every Word Spoken By Own Wife Is.. LECTURE

One Year Ago | 5 shares | By jeet maurya # 184

Question: how do you define neighbours?
Answer: people who know more about you than you know yourself.

One Year Ago | 7 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 124

Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

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A. Because they have big fingers..

One Year Ago | 3 shares | By Puneet Mahajan # 1447

Interviwer: Tell any idea to aviod train accidents crack: To put speed brakers on the track

One Year Ago | 2 shares | By ankur narielwala # 1879

The Difference Between
A Corrupt And Honest Person
Is :

The Corrupt Person Has
PRICE
And
The Honest Person Has
VALUE ... !

2 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Ques: What Is Will-Power?
Ans: It's When You See 10 Notification, 20msg & 30 Frnd Reqeust, And Still You Click
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"LOGOUT"

3 Years Ago | 3 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

What We Get After Watching The Film Bodyguard...?
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A New Ringtone..

3 Years Ago | 49 shares | By Nitin # 118

Teacher: class me ladai kyun nahi karni cahaie?

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Pappu: pata nahi exam mein kiske peche baithna pad jaye..

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By hitesh jhajhria # 8428

what is rajasthan university???




































































jaipur ki iklauti cheez jo MUNNI se b jyada badnam h.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

What's Mutual Exclusion?
It means..
You skip some topics when you study.

&
the person who sets D paper also skips the topics which you hv studied

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