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Funny Questions SMS
15 Days Ago | 23 shares | By Yogeshman # 89

What will be the ad for Petrol in Year 2020?
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Buy 10 liter Petrol & Get 1 Tata Nano freeā€¦!!!

Funny Questions SMS
15 Days Ago | 35 shares | By Charu # 81

If a baby is born in Africa...
Wht will b the color of the baby's teeth ?
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Don't stress your brain.
How will a new born baby have teeth?? ;-

Funny Questions SMS
3 Months Ago | 34 shares | By Animesh # 95

Choose b/w 1.2.3.4.5.6.7
after dat i will tell u k jb log apke couple ko stage pe sath bethey dekhenge to kya comments dengey.

Answer:
1.ek dusrey ke liye bne hai
2.nice couple
3.bus theek hi hai
4.wah! kya jodi hai
5.Behen bhai lagtey hain
6.bhut paindu couple hai
7.bhoot aur bhootni ki jodi hai.

Funny Questions SMS
3 Months Ago | 139 shares | By Sakshi # 86

Select any pair of Alphabets
Then ill tell you ke aap kis tarha ki mohabat karte hai....,.
MM ??
FF ??
CC ??
AA ??
ZZ ??
SS ??
Reply fast.

Answer

MM...Time pas.
FF...Romantic.
CC...Just Friendship.
AA..Sachi Mohobbat karte ho.
ZZ...Dhoka Dete ho.
SS...Itni Ziyada k Shadi karny ki Planing hai.

Funny Questions SMS
3 Months Ago | 9 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Agar preshani ka talluq dimag se he to heart attack Q hota he
Or Agar pyar ka talluq Dil se he to pyar me log Pagal Q ho jate hai

Funny Questions SMS
3 Months Ago | 117 shares | By Meenakshi # 127

Sabse Jyada Nasha Kisme Hota hai?
Shrab Me? No
Pyar Me? Na
Paise Me? Never
Sabse jyada nasha
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KITAB Me Hota Hai,sala Kholte Hi Nind Aa Jati Hai..

Funny Questions SMS
3 Months Ago | 42 shares | By Shashank # 113

How to sleep faster..??
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Just Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom...

Funny Questions SMS
3 Months Ago | 64 shares | By Retasha Sharma # 114

Let me tell u rPersonality,
which 1 do you like?

1.White Cloud
2.Blue Sea
3.Black Universe
4.Sunset
5.Grass
6.Pink Rose
Choose One
and
rply me...

Answer:
1.White Cloud=too emotional
2.Blue Sea=intelligent n cute
3.Black Universe=devil
4.Sunset=furious
5.Grass=flirty
6.Pink Rose=you luv sum1 deeply

Funny Questions SMS
4 Months Ago | 6 shares | By Sushila Banswal # 219

Yarr Ek baat batao
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1+1=
2+2=
4+4=
8+8=
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In sab sawalo ka jawab plus k bajay - karne par 0 kyo aata hai?

Funny Questions SMS
4 Months Ago | 81 shares | By Sachin # 56

3 sawal .pleas reply.

1) Ek din ki zindgi mile to kya mangoge?
Ans=

2) Mout samne ho to kya chahoge?
Ans=

3) Dost or pyar me pehli pasand?
Ans=

reply now

Funny Questions SMS
5 Months Ago | 25 shares | By Abhay # 91

Sabse bada kaminapan wala mazak kya ho sakta he?
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Think..
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Think...
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Kisi ke shampoo ki bottle me 'Veet' mila dena....;)

Funny Questions SMS
5 Months Ago | 22 shares | By Piyush # 28

Which Colour u want ur partner to wear on ur first date?
Black..
Blue..
White..
Red..
Green
Or
Maroon..
i'll send you the meanings after you reply,

===Answers===
Black=you luv your partner
Blue=your truly in luv with your partner
White=your luv is pure
Red=your soo Romentic
Green=your luv is just 4 money
Maroon= your not determind to 1 person

Funny Questions SMS
5 Months Ago | 7 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

If Child Labour Is A Crime
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Then Why Teacher Gives
Homework ??

Funny Questions SMS
5 Months Ago | 4 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Q: Why There r Different
Types 0f Blood Groups ... ?

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A: So The Mosquitoes Can Enjoy
Different Flavors .

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