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Funny Quotes SMS
One Year Ago | 4 shares | By Neeraj # 38

'Newton's' 5th law:
'loose motion never comes in slow motion....'
don't laugh..! it true..

Funny Quotes SMS
One Year Ago | 8 shares | By Sherry # 141

If your attitude is strong enough to kill me,

Mine is intelligent enough to haunt you after my death..!!

Funny Quotes SMS
One Year Ago | 11 shares | By Bhawesh # 46

Roj roj Weight naap ke kya karna hain, ek
din sab ko marna hain, chaar din zindagi
ke, hassi khushi kaat le mere dost,agale
janam me fir 2.5 kgse hi to start karna
hain!!!

Funny Quotes SMS
One Year Ago | 3 shares | By Divya # 90

Boy says:
ye jo aag dil mai lagi hai zamane mai laga dunga.
Uski doli jo uthi
to.
To.
Koi baat nahi telented hoon dusri pata lunga.

Funny Quotes SMS
2 Years Ago | 8 shares | By Sanjay # 22

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening...

Funny Quotes SMS
2 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Nitin # 118

Updesh:
Daru pine se jindgi ki problem
solve nahi hoti.
Gyaan:
Aise to juice pine se bhi…
problem
solve nahi hoti.
Isliye karo wohi jo lage sahi..!!

Funny Quotes SMS
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Muhammad Jeelani # 303

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do

Funny Quotes SMS
2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By rathna poornima # 1103

BEST QUOTE:

"Dont worry when you walk through Your LIFE...

Coz U ve tied me Tightly on your shoes and I wont make U Fall"..:-)

Funny Quotes SMS
3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Raj # 42

Heart touching message:
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Having a wife is part of living.. But having girlfriends along with wife is
'Art of Living'

Funny Quotes SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sachin # 58

I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.

Funny Quotes SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 62

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.

Funny Quotes SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Md # 55

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I''m schizophrenic, and so am I.

Funny Quotes SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Yogeshman # 95

I really didn''t say everything I said.

Funny Quotes SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Md # 55

Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil.

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