Most Popular Funny Shayari SMS and Status Messages

Most Popular Funny Shayari SMS, Funny Shayari Status Messages
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3 Years Ago | 83 shares | By jayesh goyani

KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao,
AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to...
DON'T WORRY
chadar-takiya lo aur so jao.
good ni8...

3 Years Ago | 23 shares | By Ashish 8574816604

Salam Arz Hai
Jawab Karz Hai
Dena Farz Hai
Na Dena Marz Hai
Na Koi Garz Hai
Bas Itna Arz Hai
Agar SMS Padhna Pasand Hai
To BHEJNA Bhi Farz Hai...!

4 Years Ago | 94 shares | By himanshu pandey

Mera Naam Bol Ke Soya Karo, Khidki Khol Takia Mod Ke Soya Karo, Hum bhi Aayenge Tumhare Khayalo Me Isliye Thodi Jagah Chod Ke Soya karo.

6 Years Ago | 82 shares | By Shubhdeep

Dil mein khuda hai,
Ankho mein nasha hai,
Bato mein maza hai,
Chahat mein ada hai,
Andaz bhi juda hai,
Dosti mein wafa hai,
Arey yaar.. Isiliye to sari
duniya HUM par fida hai.

4 Years Ago | 10 shares | By Labhkesh Bharti

Jab koi itna khaas ban jaye

Uske bare me sochna hi ehsaas ban jaye

To maang lena khuda se use zindagi ke liye

Isse pehle ki wo kisi aur ki saans ban jaye. :)

3 Years Ago | 21 shares | By AJIT RUBY

Hum Gum Chupa Ke Muskurate Gaye,

Wo Hadd Se Jyada Satate Gaye,

Meri Aankho Se Ghata Barasati Gayi,

Aur Wo Sawan Samaj Ke Nahate Gaye.

!! !!

4 Years Ago | 17 shares | By 8003511191

SMART Ho Aap Toh Bure Hm B Nhi
INTELLIGENT Ho Ap Toh Buddhu Hm B Nhi
Dosti Kr K Kehte Ho Busy H Hm
Yaad Karna Hmse Sikho Free Toh Hm B Nhi

4 Years Ago | 47 shares | By Sushila Banswal

Muqaddar mein raat ki neend nahi to kya hua…,

Hum bhi muqaddar ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain....

(',')/ Oh my God
<) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT!
_/ \_

4 Years Ago | 19 shares | By Ashish 8574816604

Dhup Me Chamakti Profile Hai,
Sabse Aalag Tera Style Hai,
Kya Ada Hai Kya Smile Hai,
Naak Pochhne Ki Akal Nahi,
Aur Hath Me Mobile Hai.

6 Years Ago | 52 shares | By Abhishek

Dosti agar buri hai to hone mat do,
Ho gai to use khone mat do,
Aur agar dost ho sabse pyara to
us dost ko chain ki neend sone mat do.

4 Years Ago | 17 shares | By Gaurav

Nazar mili jab wo akeli thi,
Dosti hui tab sath saheli thi,
Pyar hua to vo paheli thi,
2sre ke sath bhag gai tab pata chala..
Wo us area ki CHIKNI CHAMELI thi.

4 Years Ago | 46 shares | By Sushila Banswal

Jivan mein har jagah hum 'Jeet' chahte hain,
Sirf Phool wale ki dukan hi aisi jahah hai
Jahan hum bolte he "Har chahiyeg" kyun ki
hum Bhgwan se 'Jeet' nhi skte.!

6 Years Ago | 46 shares | By Kapil

Arz Kiya hai..

Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha,
Wah wah..

Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha,
Wah wah..

Tere msgs nahi aa rahe kya baat hai Bachha..!!

6 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI

Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen Dor..


Wah Wah,



Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen dor..
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Wo Question Exam me ate hen Zaror

4 Years Ago | 17 shares | By Mansi

Dil ke arman aansuo mein bah gaye..
Hum gali me the gali mein hi reh gaye..
Light chali gayi thi… to

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Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unsi mummy se keh gaye!

6 Years Ago | 36 shares | By Lokesh

Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se,
Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum,
Par jab pata chala nazar parmanant tirchi hai,
To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum.

4 Years Ago | 12 shares | By Abbas

Pahli baar kisi chahre pe nigah thehri hai,
Uski aankhe saagar se bhi zyaada gehri hai
Thak gaya apne pyaar ka izhar krte krte
tab pata chala wo dono kaan se behri hai..

6 Years Ago | 23 shares | By Jyoti Sharma

Teri khamoshi aur
udasi ki wajah hum samajh na sake ae dost,

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Wo to shaam ko teri mummy ne bataya
ke aaj teri chappal se pitai hui hai!!

6 Years Ago | 4 shares | By Diljale*GR*

Kiss kisi ki mahphil me,
Kiss kisi ne kiss kiss ko kiss kiya.
Ek hum they jisne her miss ko kiss kiya,
Aur ek aap they jisne har kiss ko miss kiya.

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Shantanu

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chod dia kertay they,

3 Years Ago | 7 shares | By AJIT RUBY

Jo pyar hmesa sath rhe wo saccha hai ji,

Jo musibato me kaam aaye wo achha hai ji,

Kabhi kabhi hamse bhi ho jati hai nadaniya,


Qki


DIL TO BACCHA HAI JI

4 Years Ago | 17 shares | By Harish

Zamin par wo mera naam likhte hai aur mitate hai.

Unka to timepass ho jata hai….

Kambhakt mitti mein hum mil jate hai.

6 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sanju jain

Apki zindgi mein kabhi ghum na ho,
apki aankhe kabhi nam na ho,
meri dua hai ki mile aapko ek smart si "DULHAN" jiska wieght 150 kg se kam na ho!

6 Years Ago | 12 shares | By 8003511191

Hmare Dil ne chaha tb-tb aap Jaage the,

Hmare Dil ne chaha tb-tb aap jaage the,

Q k wo Hm hi the jo Apke Ghar ki Ghanti bja k Bhaage the..

6 Years Ago | 27 shares | By Arjun

Dost ruthe to rab ruthe,
fir ruthe to jag chhute,
agar fir ruthe dil tute,
aur agar fir ruthe?
nikal danda
maar sale ko jab tak danda na tute.

6 Years Ago | 20 shares | By Kalika

Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai,
Sanse aksar tham jati hai,
Bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro,
Jab
Girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai..!!

4 Years Ago | 13 shares | By Abhay

Mat kar mere dost hasino se mohabbat,
Wo aankho se waar karti hain,
Maine inhi aankho se dekha hai,
Ki wo kitno se pyaar karti hain!

6 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Aasim Majgaonkar

Yeh jo aag dil me lagi hai use zamane me laga dunga....
Unki doli jo uthi toh .
Toh ?
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Toh?
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Toh?
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Toh ? Kuch nhi..
HANDSUM hu, dusri pata lunga.

6 Years Ago | 2 shares | By PAGALPANTI

Fizaye Kehti H Pyar Karo.
Bahare Kehti H Ankhe 4 karo..
Magar Gharwale Kehte H
Abhi Umar Km H Bete..
Pahle exam Paas Karo.

3 Years Ago | 15 shares | By Richa

Itna kamzor ho gaye teri judai mein,
Itna kamzor ho gaye teri judai mein,
Ki ab to chinti bhi kheench le jaati hai charpayi se.

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Ashish 8574816604 2024 1 2024
PAGALPANTI 1901 2 1901
8003511191 1558 3 1558
Navi Shrivastava 1053 4 1053
AJIT RUBY 988 5 988
MeraSanam 882 7 882
sunil vasava 872 8 872
Diljale*GR* 861 9 861
reian jain 854 10 854
Malkit Singh Gill 840 11 840