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4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By NEHA SHARMA # 8648

SMILE nahi to DOSTI bekaar
SUGAR nahi to COFFEE bekaar
LOVE nahi to LIFE bekaar
MOON nahi to SKY bekaar
AUR mera SMS nahi to apka MOBILE bekaar

6 Years Ago | 2 shares | By anmol arora # 148

Mithi Mithi Yaado Ko Palko Me Saja Lena
Sath Guzre Lamho Ko Dil Me Basa Lena
Main Shampoo Lagaye Baitha Hoon Faraz
Bijli Aaye Tu Moter Yaad Se Chala Dena

6 Years Ago | 1 shares | By anmol arora # 148

Aaj Unki Gali Se Mera Janaza Nikla…..
Par Wo Na Nikle Jinke Liye Janaza Nikla
Uska Ghar Aate Hi Mere Dost Sity Bajane lage
Rakh K Mera Janaza Sale Use Patane Lage

6 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Hame pata hai aap bahut bizzy hai
Zyaada nahi par thode se lazzy hai
maana ke hum se milna bahut muskil hai
par mobile par SMS karna bahut ezzy hai

6 Years Ago | 0 shares | By SAMIR KUJUR # 8554

Khuda kare kal thujhe
Khushiyan hazar mile
Mujhse bhi acha yaar mile
Teri girlfriend tujhe
Bandhe Rakhi
Aur ek Behen ka pyaar mile

6 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Miss chandni # 1074

Arj kiya hai
kya zaroorat hai ladko ko gel lagane ki
aur azibogarib shakl bnane ki
hmse kahe, hm nihaal kr denge
ek hi sandal me betaal bna denge!

6 Years Ago | 2 shares | By anmol arora # 148

Girlfriend Ko Palko Par Bitha Lo……….
De Kar Khushi Uske Sare Gum Chura Lo
Pyar Karo Uski Saheli Ke Samne Itna
Ki Uski Saheli Bhi Kahe Janu Muje B Pata Lo

6 Years Ago | 0 shares | By anmol arora # 148

Kyu Meri Nazar Tere Chehre se hat’ti nahi
Fadna Chahu Teri Tasveer par Phat’ti Nahi
Sari Duniya Ke Samne Tuje Line Marta Hu
Fir Bhi Tu Mujse…………. Kyu Pat’ti Nahi

6 Years Ago | 0 shares | By anmol arora # 148

Tuta Jo Mera Dil To Sabka Dil Tod Dunga
Gujri Fiza Bahar Ko Wapas Mod Dunga…
Agar Tu Aaj Bhi Na Patti Mujse O Sanam
Kasam Khuda Ki Tuje Patana Chhod Dunga

7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

arz Kiya hai -


Dil hai sacha or dimag hai Kacha

Wah wah


Dil h sacha or dimagh h Kacha

Tumhare msg nai aa rhe,kya bat hai Bacha.

7 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Na Wo Ikrar Karti He
Na Wo Inkar Karti He

Kambkht Mere Hi Sapno Me Aakar Mere Dost Se Pyar Karti He

7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

arz kiya he..
uska pyar mujhe sata raha hai..!
Wah wah...!

uska pyar mujhe sata raha hai..!

abe beer chupa tera baap aa raha hai.!:-P

7 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Arz Kiya Hai-

Tere Liye Chand Kya,
Sitaro Ko Bhi Tod Dunga

Tum Shaadi Ke Liye Haa Toh Kaho

Ghar Walo Ko Kya,
Ghar Wali Ko Bhi Chor Dunga.

7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Arz Kiya he,

Phool gir jate he
Jab
Aap aate ho

Phool gir jate he,
Jab
Aap Jaate ho

CHASMA Laga Kar Chala karo

Gamlon se kyu takrate Ho.!

7 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Usne hathon pe mehndi lga rakhi h,humne uski doli utharakhi h,mujhe ptatha k wo bewafa niklegi,isiliye humne uski choti behen b fasa rakhi h

7 Years Ago | 7 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Hey"PRABHU"Kya Teri Maya Hai?Fursat Se Mera Naseeb Banaya haiNa "like" Na Hi Koi "Cmnt".Kya Chun-Chun k Sirf "KANJUSO" ko Hi Mera "DOST" Banaya Hai...

7 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

larki ko Propos karne ka ekdam jakas style:





"Kya ghur ghur k dekti He.
Maar dalegi kya
Dil dena he to de de,
Rakhkar achar dalegi kya?"

7 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

HazarooN ladkiyaN aisi kay her ladki pay dum nikle

Wah Wah


mera dum jiss pay nikle wo ladki ghar say kum nikle

7 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.
Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.

7 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Pehali Nazar me
Laga ki Wo
Meri H
Uski Aakhe Samundar Se B Gehri H
Propose Kar Kar k Thak Gya
Fir Pta Chala Ki Wo Behri H.!!
:-)

7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ravindra singh math # 8676

Raat main Neend Na aaye
Dein Main chain na Aaye
Maine RAb Se Puccha Kya Yehi Pyar Hain?
Rab ne Musukura karkaha Nahi Pagle
privateJob Walo ka Yehhi Haal Hain

7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

MOHABBAT hum ne ussi din se chor di thi,

"FARAZ"

Jab usne kaha tha Pappiyo ke Paise Alag Aur Japphiyo ke Paise Alag..

7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Nhi Mera Naam Us k Sim Card Me,
Nhi Mera Naam Us k Sim Card Me,
Or Me Sapna Dekhta Hu K Ho Uska Naam Mere RationCard Me.!

7 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Arz Kiya Hai..

Aalu Kya Gobi Bhi Khaya Kro


Aalu Kya Gobi Bhi Khaya Kro





Us Gali Mein Rehne Wali,


Kabi Kabi Hmari Gali Bhi Aaya Karo

7 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ladke pagal ho jate hai pyar me,
Baaki kasar puri ho jati h intezaar me.
magar yeh dard ladkiyan nhi samajhti.
unhe toh bas gol-gappe khilwaalo bazar me.

7 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Agr pyar Sath ho to Tanhayi nhi hoti
Sache Pyar me kbhi Bewfai nhi hoti
Pr agr 1 baar Pyar ho jae
To Kitne hi Coaching Cntr join kr lo Pr "Padhai" Nhi hoti.

7 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Himanshu Ahuj # 8623

Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
.
Waah! Waah!
.
Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii .....

Waah! Waah!

Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!

7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By anmol arora # 148

Pyaar ke geet gavnege hum
Apni ik nayi Duniya Basaenge Hum
Jo in hawaaon se Diya Bujh Gaya
hum unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Laye Ge

7 Years Ago | 1 shares | By anmol arora # 148

Sas ne

bahu ko
us ka rang dekh ker
pasand kiya
to bahu ne bhi
Apna kartav nibhaya
pahle hi din
sas ko bhar nikal
us ke chahere ka rang
udaya

7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Rat ke Raja Din ke Fakir
Na Bank Balance fir B Dilse Amir
Chehre pe khusi or Dilme gam
Aap ka SMS Nahi fir B
Aapko yaad karte h Hum
Socho kitne ache he HUM.

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