Funny SMS and Status Messages
Funny SMS, Funny Status Messages
Updated 4 months ago
Which Colour u want ur partner to wear on ur first date?
i'll send you the meanings after you reply,
Black=you luv your partner
Blue=your truly in luv with your partner
White=your luv is pure
Red=your soo Romentic
Green=your luv is just 4 money
Maroon= your not determind to 1 person
8 secrets of Success u can find in ur room:
1. Roof says aim high
2. Fan says be cool
3. Clock says every minute is precious
4. Mirror says reflect before u act
5. Window says see the world
6. Calendar says be upto date
7. Door says don't miss d opportunity
8. Bed says sab bakwaas hai. Mast chaddar odh kar so ja
Who is a Girl ?
A Girl is the most Beautiful part of God's creation.
She starts compromising at a very tender age.
She sacrifices her chocolates for her brother.
Later she sacrifices her love for just a smile on
her parents face.
Then after marriage ...
She takes revenge of all things
from her Husband...:)
The 1 who
b4 goin out for a party,
says: yaar jalde ki bajah se kuch kar nahe payi
The one who b4 goin to party calls his frnd & ask :
“bhai, tu naha k aayega kya?”
Frnd reply: chal be tere bap ki baraat hai kya..
Boys alwayz rocks…