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Updated 16 days ago
16 Days Ago | 17 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Question:-
DUNIYA ka sabse bada aur khatrnaak jaadu kahan hota hai?

Nahi pata!!!!??

Ans:
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Beauty parlor me..!!

16 Days Ago | 6 shares | By sunil vasava # 8

Agar 'Laughing Buddha'serious ho jaye to uska naam kya hoga?
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'Gautam Gambhir'

16 Days Ago | 12 shares | By Priyanka # 7879

Question- Aisa kya hai jise bina hilaye dulaye upar-niche kiya ja sakta hai?
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Ans- Tapmaan(temperature)
Think Positive!

Funny SMS
One Month Ago | 4 shares | By Shobhit # 70

I'M SO GOOD AT
SLEEPING I CAN DO IT
WITH MY EYES
CLOSED.

One Month Ago | 29 shares | By Gaurav # 107

Want to be 1st in your class ?

Tips :
1. Wake up everyday at 5 am
2. Drink Tea or Coffee
3. Go to school at 6am , and nobody will be there in your class !!
You are 1st in your class.

One Month Ago | 39 shares | By Sourabh # 106

Choos 1 relation 4 me.....if you want.....???

1. Best buddy..?
2. Well known person?
3. Best friend.??
4. Only friend.?
5. Boy friend.??
6. Brother.?
7. Sister.??
8. Girl friend.?
4wrd ts msg to ur cntct n get intresting. Reply....

Rply me first....

Funny SMS
One Month Ago | 17 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Ultimate Quote Of The Century:
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"Celebrating Anything Without Friends Is Like

Enjoying

'Delhi Belly'

On Mute Mode.."

One Month Ago | 122 shares | By Meenakshi # 126

Sabse Jyada Nasha Kisme Hota hai?
Shrab Me? No
Pyar Me? Na
Paise Me? Never
Sabse jyada nasha
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KITAB Me Hota Hai,sala Kholte Hi Nind Aa Jati Hai..

Funny SMS
One Month Ago | 3 shares | By Charu # 21

I never make the same mistake twice,
I make it five or six times just to be sure...

One Month Ago | 24 shares | By Yogeshman # 95

What will be the ad for Petrol in Year 2020?
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Buy 10 liter Petrol & Get 1 Tata Nano freeā€¦!!!

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One Month Ago | 14 shares | By nik nikki # 3305

Mathematics and women are similar as they both are complicated but...... maths is better since it has Logic at least....

2 Months Ago | 10 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Agar preshani ka talluq dimag se he to heart attack Q hota he
Or Agar pyar ka talluq Dil se he to pyar me log Pagal Q ho jate hai

2 Months Ago | 142 shares | By Sakshi # 85

Select any pair of Alphabets
Then ill tell you ke aap kis tarha ki mohabat karte hai....,.
MM ??
FF ??
CC ??
AA ??
ZZ ??
SS ??
Reply fast.

Answer

MM...Time pas.
FF...Romantic.
CC...Just Friendship.
AA..Sachi Mohobbat karte ho.
ZZ...Dhoka Dete ho.
SS...Itni Ziyada k Shadi karny ki Planing hai.

2 Months Ago | 69 shares | By Retasha Sharma # 114

Let me tell u rPersonality,
which 1 do you like?

1.White Cloud
2.Blue Sea
3.Black Universe
4.Sunset
5.Grass
6.Pink Rose
Choose One
and
rply me...

Answer:
1.White Cloud=too emotional
2.Blue Sea=intelligent n cute
3.Black Universe=devil
4.Sunset=furious
5.Grass=flirty
6.Pink Rose=you luv sum1 deeply

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