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2 Months Ago | 2 shares | By Pranshu # 91

Son there's a random question: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2 of the chocolate cakes, how many will you have left?
Ans- 10.
What if they force you?
Ans - Still 10.
What if they steal it?
Ans - 10 and a dead body.

4 Months Ago | 25 shares | By Yogeshman # 95

What will be the ad for Petrol in Year 2020?
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Buy 10 liter Petrol & Get 1 Tata Nano free…!!!

5 Months Ago | 122 shares | By Meenakshi # 126

Sabse Jyada Nasha Kisme Hota hai?
Shrab Me? No
Pyar Me? Na
Paise Me? Never
Sabse jyada nasha
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KITAB Me Hota Hai,sala Kholte Hi Nind Aa Jati Hai..

6 Months Ago | 142 shares | By Sakshi # 86

Select any pair of Alphabets
Then ill tell you ke aap kis tarha ki mohabat karte hai....,.
MM ??
FF ??
CC ??
AA ??
ZZ ??
SS ??
Reply fast.

Answer

MM...Time pas.
FF...Romantic.
CC...Just Friendship.
AA..Sachi Mohobbat karte ho.
ZZ...Dhoka Dete ho.
SS...Itni Ziyada k Shadi karny ki Planing hai.

6 Months Ago | 69 shares | By Retasha Sharma # 114

Let me tell u rPersonality,
which 1 do you like?

1.White Cloud
2.Blue Sea
3.Black Universe
4.Sunset
5.Grass
6.Pink Rose
Choose One
and
rply me...

Answer:
1.White Cloud=too emotional
2.Blue Sea=intelligent n cute
3.Black Universe=devil
4.Sunset=furious
5.Grass=flirty
6.Pink Rose=you luv sum1 deeply

6 Months Ago | 36 shares | By Charu # 82

If a baby is born in Africa...
Wht will b the color of the baby's teeth ?
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Don't stress your brain.
How will a new born baby have teeth?? ;-

6 Months Ago | 33 shares | By Bruttendu # 123

1.which is the small est moon?
Ans:-jamoon.

2.which jam we cannot eat?
Ans:-Traffic jam.

3.why is B always very cool?
Ans:-Because it sits in AC.

7 Months Ago | 23 shares | By Piyush # 29

Which Colour u want ur partner to wear on ur first date?
Black..
Blue..
White..
Red..
Green
Or
Maroon..
i'll send you the meanings after you reply,

===Answers===
Black=you luv your partner
Blue=your truly in luv with your partner
White=your luv is pure
Red=your soo Romentic
Green=your luv is just 4 money
Maroon= your not determind to 1 person

8 Months Ago | 5 shares | By Abhishek # 84

Navjot Singh Siddhu’s Son in School.
Teacher: What is a Noun?
Son: Mohtarma.. arjh kiya hai.
Kutta bhi hota hai apni galli me King.
Noun is the name of any Person, Place or Thing..!!!!

8 Months Ago | 35 shares | By Animesh # 94

Choose b/w 1.2.3.4.5.6.7
after dat i will tell u k jb log apke couple ko stage pe sath bethey dekhenge to kya comments dengey.

Answer:
1.ek dusrey ke liye bne hai
2.nice couple
3.bus theek hi hai
4.wah! kya jodi hai
5.Behen bhai lagtey hain
6.bhut paindu couple hai
7.bhoot aur bhootni ki jodi hai.

9 Months Ago | 4 shares | By Saurabh # 14

A stupid boyfriend thought 'LOL' meant 'Lots of Love'. So he sent this text to his girlfriend, " You are only girl of my life ...LOL".

One Year Ago | 42 shares | By Shashank # 110

How to sleep faster..??
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Just Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom...

One Year Ago | 72 shares | By Animesh # 94

Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 50
Sardar: 20 lelo
Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega

One Year Ago | 65 shares | By Rajat # 17

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :

One Year Ago | 59 shares | By Md # 54

Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!
Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye.
Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi.

One Year Ago | 173 shares | By preety preety # 1078

8 secrets of Success u can find in ur room:

1. Roof says aim high
2. Fan says be cool
3. Clock says every minute is precious
4. Mirror says reflect before u act
5. Window says see the world
6. Calendar says be upto date
7. Door says don't miss d opportunity
8. Bed says sab bakwaas hai. Mast chaddar odh kar so ja

o.

One Year Ago | 78 shares | By Sushila Banswal # 241

Who is a Girl ?
A Girl is the most Beautiful part of God's creation.

She starts compromising at a very tender age.

She sacrifices her chocolates for her brother.

Later she sacrifices her love for just a smile on
her parents face.

Then after marriage ...
She takes revenge of all things
from her Husband...:)

One Year Ago | 3 shares | By Sakshi # 86

Banta: Sante tera restaurant kaisa Chal raha hai?
Santa: Koi Khas nahi.
Banta: Vaise main do bar tere restaurant Aaya, Par wahan pe tala laga hua tha.
Santa : yaar tu lunch ya dinner ke time Aaya hoga.. Uss time humlog khana khane Ghar jate hai.

One Year Ago | 34 shares | By 9875288111 # 12

The most 'Sharmnaak' thing these days is to
say...
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that, "I'm not on WhatsApp"..

One Year Ago | 6 shares | By manoj kumar # 292

Golden Thought Of The Day
Girls Express Their Feelings With Gussa
And Tears
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Boys Express Their Feelings With Sutta
&
Beers..

One Year Ago | 39 shares | By 9875288111 # 12

World's Shortest Love Story :

Boy :
Hi, you Look Beautiful
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Girl :
Thank You , Bro.

One Year Ago | 62 shares | By Sushila Banswal # 241

If Someone Says Bad Things About Us, We Feel Bad ....

If Someone Says Good Things About Us, We Feel Good ...

The Question Is :Have We Given Our Remote Control To Others ?

One Year Ago | 7 shares | By Saket # 15

2 boys with Sardar were going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kahan bethega…!

2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Saurabh # 14

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

2 Years Ago | 34 shares | By Vikas # 80

Define Girls!!

The 1 who
b4 goin out for a party,
facial,
bleach,
waxing,
hair cuting/straighting,
threading,
toning,
scrubing,
moisturhng,
done
&
put on
lipstick,
lipgloss,
lipliner,
perfume,
body toner,
body lotion,
eye liner,
eye shadow,
eye maskara,
foundation,
face powder,
rings,
bracelet,
neckless,
nail paint,
party dress,
Sandle,
Purse and
says: yaar jalde ki bajah se kuch kar nahe payi

Define boy!!

The one who b4 goin to party calls his frnd & ask :
“bhai, tu naha k aayega kya?”
Frnd reply: chal be tere bap ki baraat hai kya..
Boys alwayz rocks…

2 Years Ago | 6 shares | By manoj kumar # 292

Break-Up Ki 1 Month Baad
Wo Mere Pass Aa Kar Boli..
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Tumhe Pyaar Karne Ki Saza Do Mujhe.
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Fir Kyaa??
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Maine V Jaa K Uski Papa Ko Saab Bata Diya.
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Kasam Se Bohot Piti Sali..

2 Years Ago | 19 shares | By manoj kumar # 292

Zindgi ki Shuruat 'S' Se hoti hai.
S- for Suraj,
S- Subah,
S- Sham,
S- Swagat,
S- Samay
Uske bad
S- Sagai
Phir Shadi Phir Sas,
Sasur,
Sali,
Sala
Phir Satyanas!

2 Years Ago | 34 shares | By Charu # 21

Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.

Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

3 Years Ago | 49 shares | By Nitin # 118

Teacher: class me ladai kyun nahi karni cahaie?

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Pappu: pata nahi exam mein kiske peche baithna pad jaye..

3 Years Ago | 8 shares | By manoj kumar # 292

1dard Naaak Kahani....
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Dekhane K Liye Taiyar Ho Jaiye
1 Chhote Se Break K Baad.

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