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Funny SMS
16 Days Ago | 4 shares | By Charu # 21

I never make the same mistake twice,
I make it five or six times just to be sure...

One Month Ago | 2 shares | By Pranshu # 91

Son there's a random question: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2 of the chocolate cakes, how many will you have left?
Ans- 10.
What if they force you?
Ans - Still 10.
What if they steal it?
Ans - 10 and a dead body.

Funny SMS
4 Months Ago | 4 shares | By Shobhit # 71

I'M SO GOOD AT
SLEEPING I CAN DO IT
WITH MY EYES
CLOSED.

Funny SMS
7 Months Ago | 5 shares | By Abhishek # 84

Navjot Singh Siddhu’s Son in School.
Teacher: What is a Noun?
Son: Mohtarma.. arjh kiya hai.
Kutta bhi hota hai apni galli me King.
Noun is the name of any Person, Place or Thing..!!!!

Funny SMS
7 Months Ago | 45 shares | By Krishna # 105

When people don't laugh at my jokes, I just assume that they're not up to my level of comedy.

Funny SMS
8 Months Ago | 4 shares | By Saurabh # 14

A stupid boyfriend thought 'LOL' meant 'Lots of Love'. So he sent this text to his girlfriend, " You are only girl of my life ...LOL".

Funny SMS
One Year Ago | 16 shares | By Bhramita # 48

I try to avoid things that make me fat ...... Like weighing scales , mirrors , photographs.

Funny SMS
One Year Ago | 45 shares | By Kuldeep # 67

A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.

Funny SMS
One Year Ago | 37 shares | By Sakshi # 86

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years..

Funny SMS
One Year Ago | 173 shares | By preety preety # 1078

8 secrets of Success u can find in ur room:

1. Roof says aim high
2. Fan says be cool
3. Clock says every minute is precious
4. Mirror says reflect before u act
5. Window says see the world
6. Calendar says be upto date
7. Door says don't miss d opportunity
8. Bed says sab bakwaas hai. Mast chaddar odh kar so ja

o.

Funny SMS
One Year Ago | 28 shares | By Sachin # 58

Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do. :p

Funny SMS
One Year Ago | 3 shares | By Sakshi # 86

Banta: Sante tera restaurant kaisa Chal raha hai?
Santa: Koi Khas nahi.
Banta: Vaise main do bar tere restaurant Aaya, Par wahan pe tala laga hua tha.
Santa : yaar tu lunch ya dinner ke time Aaya hoga.. Uss time humlog khana khane Ghar jate hai.

Funny SMS
One Year Ago | 7 shares | By Saket # 15

2 boys with Sardar were going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kahan bethega…!

Funny SMS
One Year Ago | 1 shares | By Saurabh # 14

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

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