Most Popular Funny SMS and Status Messages

Most Popular Funny SMS, Funny Status Messages
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3 Years Ago | 19 shares | By manoj kumar

Zindgi ki Shuruat 'S' Se hoti hai.
S- for Suraj,
S- Subah,
S- Sham,
S- Swagat,
S- Samay
Uske bad
S- Sagai
Phir Shadi Phir Sas,
Sasur,
Sali,
Sala
Phir Satyanas!

One Year Ago | 17 shares | By PAGALPANTI

Ultimate Quote Of The Century:
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"Celebrating Anything Without Friends Is Like

Enjoying

'Delhi Belly'

On Mute Mode.."

10 Months Ago | 11 shares | By PAGALPANTI

Best Slogan Written
0n The Toilet Wall ...

"Treat Me Well
And
Keep Me Clean,
I'll Not Tell Anyone,
What I Have Seen ..

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By sharma

Ther r 3 rooms 1.Gold Coins 2.Curency Notes 3.Cotton Bags If d 3 rooms catches FIRE. On which room will d ambulance pour water? Rply soon I m waiting.

One Year Ago | 24 shares | By PAGALPANTI

When Words Are Not Enough To Express Your Feelings

Dont Think That You Are In Love.
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It Means That You Need To Improve Your Vocabulary :

2 Years Ago | 72 shares | By Animesh

Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 50
Sardar: 20 lelo
Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhavna Sharma

GYAN OF D MILLENIUM-
A woman will always forgive & forget.. But she'll never let u forget that she had forgiven & forgotten.. :-P

2 Years Ago | 59 shares | By Md

Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!
Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye.
Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi.

4 Years Ago | 8 shares | By manoj kumar

1dard Naaak Kahani....
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Dekhane K Liye Taiyar Ho Jaiye
1 Chhote Se Break K Baad.

2 Years Ago | 7 shares | By PAGALPANTI

Science Says & I Agree.:-)




My "Cell" Is The Fundamental Unit Of My Life!!!

2 Years Ago | 65 shares | By Rajat

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By RAVI KANT

)))))
( c ''o
'':.,-''

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( c ''==o
'':.,-''

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( c ''===o
'':.,-''

)))))
( c ''=======o
'':.,-''
naak aesa ho jayega agar msg nahi kiya to..

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Raja Gaba

New type of breakup....
Girl:-I wanna breakup with U.
Boy:-Why?
Girl:-U didn't comment on my new picture on facebook.

5 Years Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191

True Story...

In bed,its 6:00 am,

if u close ur eyes for 5 mins,

its direct 7:45,

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but

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in lecture its 12:30,

u close ureyes for 5 mins,

itz stil 12:31:

Agree ??

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By shanmuga ns

To all my frnds:
"If i come to know that i wud die soon, i wud hide it from u till i die, because u idiots will ask treat for that also.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By preeti sharma

Ocean level syllabus.

Mountain level teaching.

Bucket level we study.

Mug level we answer.

Marks comes in drops.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By JAYANT

DAMN TRUE:

Just when we sit down to study,
everything else on earth gets so interesting
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Even just starring at the wall... ;->

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI

Broke Up Letter

"When we were together ,
You always said you'd die for
me...
...Now that we've broke up
I think it's time
You kept your promise !

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deep9009™

Doctor after Operation & Students after Exams
Both tel the same Answer
We tried our best cant say anything right now

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI

1st day ur friendship was like a drop

2nd day its like River

3rd day its like Sea

4th day its like an Ocean

NowIts like sunami


HELP!

HELP!

HELP!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By amruta

A heartbreak is a blessing from God.
It's just his way of letting you realize he saved you from the wrong one.

5 Years Ago | 4 shares | By PAWAN KATARIA

When you are Single
You see ahppay couple Everywhere,
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But
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When u r married
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you see Happy Singles everywhere.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ankit

Behind a successful student, there is a good teacher.
But behind a failed student.....

A beautiful teacher !!!

3 Years Ago | 6 shares | By manoj kumar

Break-Up Ki 1 Month Baad
Wo Mere Pass Aa Kar Boli..
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Tumhe Pyaar Karne Ki Saza Do Mujhe.
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Fir Kyaa??
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Maine V Jaa K Uski Papa Ko Saab Bata Diya.
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Kasam Se Bohot Piti Sali..

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 9875288111

Do u know that?
99.9% Girls Fail To Give The Answer Of This Question
And Now Its Your Turn
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Whats Your Cell Number?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604

Main kho gya hun tumhare pyar me tum b kho jao..

Translation in English:

"I'm lost in ur luv, U also "GET LOST"

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sharma

ATTITUDE DURING EXAMS:

They gave me the questions which i don't know,So i wrote answers which they don't know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Grazie

Newton's latest law:

To every twist in the question paper,there is an equal and opposite twist in the ans given by the students!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PARTH_JSK

Wat is d most proudest moment in a students life and specially at time of exam..????
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Standin in middle of d exam nd asking
"Whoever has my answersheet plz return"...

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nikhil Sharma

I drink tv while watching c0ffee

I switch 0ff bed when I lay 0n lights

I eat m0bile while talkng 0n apple

C0nfused?
Inshort
I m a studnt & my exams r near:-)

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