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One Year Ago | 82 shares | By Sachin

3 sawal .pleas reply.

1) Ek din ki zindgi mile to kya mangoge?
Ans=

2) Mout samne ho to kya chahoge?
Ans=

3) Dost or pyar me pehli pasand?
Ans=

reply now

3 Years Ago | 19 shares | By manoj kumar

Zindgi ki Shuruat 'S' Se hoti hai.
S- for Suraj,
S- Subah,
S- Sham,
S- Swagat,
S- Samay
Uske bad
S- Sagai
Phir Shadi Phir Sas,
Sasur,
Sali,
Sala
Phir Satyanas!

One Year Ago | 142 shares | By Sakshi

Select any pair of Alphabets
Then ill tell you ke aap kis tarha ki mohabat karte hai....,.
MM ??
FF ??
CC ??
AA ??
ZZ ??
SS ??
Reply fast.

Answer

MM...Time pas.
FF...Romantic.
CC...Just Friendship.
AA..Sachi Mohobbat karte ho.
ZZ...Dhoka Dete ho.
SS...Itni Ziyada k Shadi karny ki Planing hai.

One Year Ago | 122 shares | By Meenakshi

Sabse Jyada Nasha Kisme Hota hai?
Shrab Me? No
Pyar Me? Na
Paise Me? Never
Sabse jyada nasha
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KITAB Me Hota Hai,sala Kholte Hi Nind Aa Jati Hai..

One Year Ago | 17 shares | By PAGALPANTI

Ultimate Quote Of The Century:
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"Celebrating Anything Without Friends Is Like

Enjoying

'Delhi Belly'

On Mute Mode.."

8 Months Ago | 11 shares | By PAGALPANTI

Best Slogan Written
0n The Toilet Wall ...

"Treat Me Well
And
Keep Me Clean,
I'll Not Tell Anyone,
What I Have Seen ..

One Year Ago | 69 shares | By Retasha Sharma

Let me tell u rPersonality,
which 1 do you like?

1.White Cloud
2.Blue Sea
3.Black Universe
4.Sunset
5.Grass
6.Pink Rose
Choose One
and
rply me...

Answer:
1.White Cloud=too emotional
2.Blue Sea=intelligent n cute
3.Black Universe=devil
4.Sunset=furious
5.Grass=flirty
6.Pink Rose=you luv sum1 deeply

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By sharma

Ther r 3 rooms 1.Gold Coins 2.Curency Notes 3.Cotton Bags If d 3 rooms catches FIRE. On which room will d ambulance pour water? Rply soon I m waiting.

One Year Ago | 39 shares | By Sourabh

Choos 1 relation 4 me.....if you want.....???

1. Best buddy..?
2. Well known person?
3. Best friend.??
4. Only friend.?
5. Boy friend.??
6. Brother.?
7. Sister.??
8. Girl friend.?
4wrd ts msg to ur cntct n get intresting. Reply....

Rply me first....

One Year Ago | 24 shares | By PAGALPANTI

When Words Are Not Enough To Express Your Feelings

Dont Think That You Are In Love.
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It Means That You Need To Improve Your Vocabulary :

One Year Ago | 35 shares | By Animesh

Choose b/w 1.2.3.4.5.6.7
after dat i will tell u k jb log apke couple ko stage pe sath bethey dekhenge to kya comments dengey.

Answer:
1.ek dusrey ke liye bne hai
2.nice couple
3.bus theek hi hai
4.wah! kya jodi hai
5.Behen bhai lagtey hain
6.bhut paindu couple hai
7.bhoot aur bhootni ki jodi hai.

2 Years Ago | 72 shares | By Animesh

Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 50
Sardar: 20 lelo
Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhavna Sharma

GYAN OF D MILLENIUM-
A woman will always forgive & forget.. But she'll never let u forget that she had forgiven & forgotten.. :-P

2 Years Ago | 59 shares | By Md

Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!
Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye.
Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi.

4 Years Ago | 8 shares | By manoj kumar

1dard Naaak Kahani....
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Dekhane K Liye Taiyar Ho Jaiye
1 Chhote Se Break K Baad.

2 Years Ago | 7 shares | By PAGALPANTI

Science Says & I Agree.:-)




My "Cell" Is The Fundamental Unit Of My Life!!!

One Year Ago | 36 shares | By Charu

If a baby is born in Africa...
Wht will b the color of the baby's teeth ?
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Don't stress your brain.
How will a new born baby have teeth?? ;-

One Year Ago | 26 shares | By Abhay

Sabse bada kaminapan wala mazak kya ho sakta he?
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Think..
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Think...
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Kisi ke shampoo ki bottle me 'Veet' mila dena....;)

One Year Ago | 23 shares | By Piyush

Which Colour u want ur partner to wear on ur first date?
Black..
Blue..
White..
Red..
Green
Or
Maroon..
i'll send you the meanings after you reply,

===Answers===
Black=you luv your partner
Blue=your truly in luv with your partner
White=your luv is pure
Red=your soo Romentic
Green=your luv is just 4 money
Maroon= your not determind to 1 person

One Year Ago | 10 shares | By PAGALPANTI

Agar preshani ka talluq dimag se he to heart attack Q hota he
Or Agar pyar ka talluq Dil se he to pyar me log Pagal Q ho jate hai

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Syed

Answer this and prove that u r intelligent

Black is a colour
White is also a color

But Black&White T V is not a colour T V!!


WHY?

Answer It!

One Year Ago | 42 shares | By Shashank

How to sleep faster..??
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Just Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom...

2 Years Ago | 65 shares | By Rajat

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :

4 Years Ago | 49 shares | By Nitin

Teacher: class me ladai kyun nahi karni cahaie?

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Pappu: pata nahi exam mein kiske peche baithna pad jaye..

One Year Ago | 33 shares | By Bruttendu

1.which is the small est moon?
Ans:-jamoon.

2.which jam we cannot eat?
Ans:-Traffic jam.

3.why is B always very cool?
Ans:-Because it sits in AC.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By RAVI KANT

)))))
( c ''o
'':.,-''

)))))
( c ''==o
'':.,-''

)))))
( c ''===o
'':.,-''

)))))
( c ''=======o
'':.,-''
naak aesa ho jayega agar msg nahi kiya to..

2 Years Ago | 6 shares | By Sushila Banswal

Yarr Ek baat batao
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1+1=
2+2=
4+4=
8+8=
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In sab sawalo ka jawab plus k bajay - karne par 0 kyo aata hai?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Raja Gaba

New type of breakup....
Girl:-I wanna breakup with U.
Boy:-Why?
Girl:-U didn't comment on my new picture on facebook.

5 Years Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191

True Story...

In bed,its 6:00 am,

if u close ur eyes for 5 mins,

its direct 7:45,

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but

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in lecture its 12:30,

u close ureyes for 5 mins,

itz stil 12:31:

Agree ??

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By shanmuga ns

To all my frnds:
"If i come to know that i wud die soon, i wud hide it from u till i die, because u idiots will ask treat for that also.

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