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3 Months Ago | 69 shares | By Retasha Sharma # 114

Let me tell u rPersonality,
which 1 do you like?

1.White Cloud
2.Blue Sea
3.Black Universe
4.Sunset
5.Grass
6.Pink Rose
Choose One
and
rply me...

Answer:
1.White Cloud=too emotional
2.Blue Sea=intelligent n cute
3.Black Universe=devil
4.Sunset=furious
5.Grass=flirty
6.Pink Rose=you luv sum1 deeply

3 Months Ago | 36 shares | By Charu # 81

If a baby is born in Africa...
Wht will b the color of the baby's teeth ?
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Don't stress your brain.
How will a new born baby have teeth?? ;-

3 Months Ago | 33 shares | By Bruttendu # 123

1.which is the small est moon?
Ans:-jamoon.

2.which jam we cannot eat?
Ans:-Traffic jam.

3.why is B always very cool?
Ans:-Because it sits in AC.

3 Months Ago | 26 shares | By Abhay # 89

Sabse bada kaminapan wala mazak kya ho sakta he?
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Think..
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Kisi ke shampoo ki bottle me 'Veet' mila dena....;)

3 Months Ago | 3 shares | By 9875288111 # 12

Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.

4 Months Ago | 1 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

I m Going To Paint A
Blue Square In My Backyard
So That
When People Loot At It
On GOOGLE EARTH
It Looks Like
I Have A SWIMMING POOL

4 Months Ago | 24 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

When Words Are Not Enough To Express Your Feelings

Dont Think That You Are In Love.
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It Means That You Need To Improve Your Vocabulary :

4 Months Ago | 23 shares | By Piyush # 29

Which Colour u want ur partner to wear on ur first date?
Black..
Blue..
White..
Red..
Green
Or
Maroon..
i'll send you the meanings after you reply,

===Answers===
Black=you luv your partner
Blue=your truly in luv with your partner
White=your luv is pure
Red=your soo Romentic
Green=your luv is just 4 money
Maroon= your not determind to 1 person

5 Months Ago | 5 shares | By Abhishek # 86

Navjot Singh Siddhu’s Son in School.
Teacher: What is a Noun?
Son: Mohtarma.. arjh kiya hai.
Kutta bhi hota hai apni galli me King.
Noun is the name of any Person, Place or Thing..!!!!

5 Months Ago | 6 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,
44 as FortyFour,
55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?
Doubt By last bench asociation...

5 Months Ago | 2 shares | By Sathishn19 # 2698

Marry's father has four daughters 1.ABCD
2.EFGH
3.IJKL
4.????
Wat is the name of fourth one
???
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Marry

5 Months Ago | 7 shares | By IDIOT # 1735

Hurry up, Fill in the blanks with “HAAN” or “NAHIN”
1. ______ main insaan nahin hoon.
2. ______ main hi chor hoon.
3. ______ mera koi ilaz nahin hai.
4. ______ main hi idiot hoon
Let me see who is brave !!!

5 Months Ago | 3 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?
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100% Attendence... :-P

5 Months Ago | 2 shares | By muhammed abrar # 2393

teachers to students
students if there will be no electricity then how will u watch t.v
students said by burning the candle.

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