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One Year Ago | 72 shares | By Animesh # 94

Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 50
Sardar: 20 lelo
Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega

One Year Ago | 65 shares | By Rajat # 17

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :

One Year Ago | 59 shares | By Md # 54

Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!
Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye.
Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi.

One Year Ago | 38 shares | By Awadhesh # 99

Whenever I have a problem, I just sing. Then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.

One Year Ago | 75 shares | By Mansi # 51

Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and other is the husband.

One Year Ago | 72 shares | By Punit # 213

A good wife always forgive her husband when she's wrong.

One Year Ago | 78 shares | By Sushila Banswal # 241

Who is a Girl ?
A Girl is the most Beautiful part of God's creation.

She starts compromising at a very tender age.

She sacrifices her chocolates for her brother.

Later she sacrifices her love for just a smile on
her parents face.

Then after marriage ...
She takes revenge of all things
from her Husband...:)

One Year Ago | 34 shares | By 9875288111 # 12

The most 'Sharmnaak' thing these days is to
say...
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that, "I'm not on WhatsApp"..

One Year Ago | 39 shares | By 9875288111 # 12

World's Shortest Love Story :

Boy :
Hi, you Look Beautiful
.

Girl :
Thank You , Bro.

One Year Ago | 62 shares | By Sushila Banswal # 241

If Someone Says Bad Things About Us, We Feel Bad ....

If Someone Says Good Things About Us, We Feel Good ...

The Question Is :Have We Given Our Remote Control To Others ?

One Year Ago | 38 shares | By Rahul # 87

Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

One Year Ago | 15 shares | By Arjun # 35

She is so fake that she should have two Facebook accounts; one for each face !!!

One Year Ago | 26 shares | By Shinde # 19

God made everything that has life, rest everything else is made in China.

One Year Ago | 16 shares | By Angad # 96

Last year I joined a support group for anti social people, we haven't met yet..

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