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11 Months Ago | 29 shares | By Gaurav # 107

Want to be 1st in your class ?

Tips :
1. Wake up everyday at 5 am
2. Drink Tea or Coffee
3. Go to school at 6am , and nobody will be there in your class !!
You are 1st in your class.

11 Months Ago | 39 shares | By Sourabh # 106

Choos 1 relation 4 me.....if you want.....???

1. Best buddy..?
2. Well known person?
3. Best friend.??
4. Only friend.?
5. Boy friend.??
6. Brother.?
7. Sister.??
8. Girl friend.?
4wrd ts msg to ur cntct n get intresting. Reply....

Rply me first....

One Year Ago | 26 shares | By Abhay # 87

Sabse bada kaminapan wala mazak kya ho sakta he?
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Think..
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Think...
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Kisi ke shampoo ki bottle me 'Veet' mila dena....;)

One Year Ago | 82 shares | By Sachin # 58

3 sawal .pleas reply.

1) Ek din ki zindgi mile to kya mangoge?
Ans=

2) Mout samne ho to kya chahoge?
Ans=

3) Dost or pyar me pehli pasand?
Ans=

reply now

One Year Ago | 7 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 124

Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

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A. Because they have big fingers..

2 Years Ago | 8 shares | By Krishna # 100

Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain,
Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hain,
Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hain,
Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shoqin Hoti Hai…

3 Years Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

An old Indian woman slips n falls.

She says,

'Hai meri kismat.!'

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A foreigner girl walks past n says,

'Hi....

Merry christmas to u too.

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

BF: baby ONE minute widout u is like..

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GF:"Awwwwww....?

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BF:"60 secs yaar...

harrr baat mein kya AWWWW ??..:

3 Years Ago | 18 shares | By Rahul # 115

Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi
'O zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch me…'
Tabhi ek ladka utha aur ladki ko chhu liya aur
bola himmat hai to aage Gaa..

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

DEFINITION OF HONEYMOON:

A man's last holiday

before he starts working

for a new boss !!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ever Heard about the device

that

converts your precious thoughts into speech ???

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It is called daaru ..

3 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Solomon richard # 3302

Life thought me lots of Lessons.. but!

As usual, i slept in those classes...

4 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Chandan # 83

Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain,
Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain,
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Toot Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain…

4 Years Ago | 4 shares | By Rahul # 88

Raatan nu nind na aave,
Dine chain na aava,
Jad main rab to pucheya rabba ki ehi pyar hai?
Rab ne muskara ke keha,” Nahi beta, Light de bina Sab da ehi haal hai…!!!!

4 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Bimal Dhiman # 119

Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying,
Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying,
Jab tu dur jaye I feel like crying,
Arre itna mat chad I was just lying…

4 Years Ago | 4 shares | By PAWAN KATARIA # 3306

When you are Single
You see ahppay couple Everywhere,
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But
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When u r married
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you see Happy Singles everywhere.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Why is 2013 going to be my year?

Because. ......

"Jo 13 hai, woh mera hai"

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

DEFINE a W0MAN....?

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Someone who can talk 4 hours

while standing at the door ...

but

she won't sit ...

Because shes getting late.

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Dear weather...!

Stop showing off...! .

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I know u r cool ..

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But...!! . .

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Not more than me ^_^ ? ?

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Dear Ad makers,

Not EVERYTHING we do is to impress women.

We buy Bikes to commute and Deodorants to avoid Body Odor.

Sincerely,

Men's Association

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

what is the maximum limitation of telling a lie ?

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A chinese gal luking into d mirror

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singin a song -

"Mere mere mast mast do nain ........."

no offence pls ...

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By rakesh shah # 743

Sender:
SWEET
+91??????????

Sender:
CHARMING
+91xx???????? (first two digits of ur cell no)

Sender:
ADOREABLE
+9198xx?????? (next two digits)

Sender:
LOVEABLE
+91XXXXXX???? (next two digits)

Sender:
1&ONLY ______ (Name)
+91XXXXXXXXXX (Your complete cell no)

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

when a girl asks you to guess her age ,

its like deciding ..

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whether to cut the blue , red,or green wire

to diffuse a bomb

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Height of technology:

A Bhidu writes all Answer as...

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And...

Lastly he writes..

"Answer are written in BAR CODE Format 2Protect from Being Copied..!!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PARTH_JSK # 145

People say : nothing is impossible.
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What a coincidence,
We engineers do nothing daily...

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Attachment is not whn two people chat day or night..

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Instead its that File which we attach with the emails.

Yaar hadd hogayi. Zaroori nahi har post emotional ho.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Even Brands Know The Customers’ True Personality,

That’s Y For Girls There Is “Stylo”

And 4 Men There Is “Husssshh Puppies….

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By maulik chauhan # 1932

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

4 Years Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

True Story...

In bed,its 6:00 am,

if u close ur eyes for 5 mins,

its direct 7:45,

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but

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in lecture its 12:30,

u close ureyes for 5 mins,

itz stil 12:31:

Agree ??

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

I Cried When I Failed In 2 Subjects
I Cried When I Failed In 2 Subjects,
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I Smiled When I Came To Know My Friend Failed In 5 Subjects :P :D

I Love My Friend

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