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3 Years Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

A smart sign-board displayed at the highways for encouraging Slow Driving says :

"Mr LATE" is always better than "LATE Mr." :)

3 Years Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

An old Indian woman slips n falls.

She says,

'Hai meri kismat.!'

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A foreigner girl walks past n says,

'Hi....

Merry christmas to u too.

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Philosophy of Indian Boys..
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Flirt with Attractive Girl,
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Friendship with Smart Girl,
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Love with Sincere Girl,
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Marriage with...
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Mummy tumhein jo achi lage...

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

BF: baby ONE minute widout u is like..

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GF:"Awwwwww....?

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BF:"60 secs yaar...

harrr baat mein kya AWWWW ??..:

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Solomon richard # 3300

Life thought me lots of Lessons.. but!

As usual, i slept in those classes...

4 Years Ago | 4 shares | By rutuja tembhurne # 8738

Why did barfi got oscar?
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Bcz its a real story of every couple.A mad wife,a mute husbandand a beautiful ex gf!

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By lalit k # 8726

if samsung and apple r merged together,what will be the name of new company...................................................SAMPLE.

5 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Dear Ad makers,

Not EVERYTHING we do is to impress women.

We buy Bikes to commute and Deodorants to avoid Body Odor.

Sincerely,

Men's Association

5 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

iPhone is the SALMAN KHAN of the mobile world.

Expensive,

Just one design

Same performance,

No change or enhancement,

Blind fan following.

Wait its not over yet..

SHAHRUKH KHAN is the China phone of the mobile world

Low Price

Low Quality

Attention Seeker

5 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Height of technology:

A Bhidu writes all Answer as...

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And...

Lastly he writes..

"Answer are written in BAR CODE Format 2Protect from Being Copied..!!!

5 Years Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

True Story...

In bed,its 6:00 am,

if u close ur eyes for 5 mins,

its direct 7:45,

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in lecture its 12:30,

u close ureyes for 5 mins,

itz stil 12:31:

Agree ??

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Dear Dialogue " Hasi toh Fasi "

I can actually make everyone laugh but it never worked

5 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Dear weather...!

Stop showing off...! .

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I know u r cool ..

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But...!! . .

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Not more than me ^_^ ? ?

5 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Horror movies don't scare me..!!

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5 missed calls from Dad scares me...

5 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

what is the maximum limitation of telling a lie ?

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A chinese gal luking into d mirror

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singin a song -

"Mere mere mast mast do nain ........."

no offence pls ...

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

The best example for incredible india is:

One has to check both sides

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crossing even a one-way road..!!

5 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Once Rajnikant became the
coach of Indian cricket team .
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Don't evn try to guess wat
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The Indian cricket team won the
FIFA and Hockey world cup too ..

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Why is 2013 going to be my year?

Because. ......

"Jo 13 hai, woh mera hai"

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Even Brands Know The Customers’ True Personality,

That’s Y For Girls There Is “Stylo”

And 4 Men There Is “Husssshh Puppies….

5 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

DEFINE a W0MAN....?

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Someone who can talk 4 hours

while standing at the door ...

but

she won't sit ...

Because shes getting late.

5 Years Ago | 1 shares | By reian jain # 10

Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are dumb, not blind..

5 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

The national food of India.....

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'KASAM'

Girls always eats this food in every second :P

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PARTH_JSK # 146

People say : nothing is impossible.
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What a coincidence,
We engineers do nothing daily...

5 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Dear Beautiful Girls,

Please don't wear T-shirts with long quotes.

It gives our wrong image

whenever we try reading it..!!

Sincerely,

Honest Boy

5 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

I Cried When I Failed In 2 Subjects
I Cried When I Failed In 2 Subjects,
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I Smiled When I Came To Know My Friend Failed In 5 Subjects :P :D

I Love My Friend

5 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

The student who tops in the exams

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"Student Of The Year"

and

the one who fails

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"Student Of The Next Year"

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Dear hair,

I'll stop burning you, drowning you, and pulling you if you

just automatically look gorgeous every single day -_-''

Sincerely,

Girls ?

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By rakesh shah # 744

Sender:
SWEET
+91??????????

Sender:
CHARMING
+91xx???????? (first two digits of ur cell no)

Sender:
ADOREABLE
+9198xx?????? (next two digits)

Sender:
LOVEABLE
+91XXXXXX???? (next two digits)

Sender:
1&ONLY ______ (Name)
+91XXXXXXXXXX (Your complete cell no)

5 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Difference Between School &
College:
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In School If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On Back
Bench..

But In College If You Were
Late,
You Had To Sit On First
Bench.. :)

5 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Attachment is not whn two people chat day or night..

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Instead its that File which we attach with the emails.

Yaar hadd hogayi. Zaroori nahi har post emotional ho.

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