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5 Months Ago | 7 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Question of the day
World Me Esa Konsa Writer He Jo Kabi Khud Nhi Likhta?
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Socho
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or Socho
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Ans:Type-Writer

5 Months Ago | 5 shares | By PARTH_JSK # 145

Wich is the mst butiful feeling in d world?

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Whn u try to luk at ur frnd nd ur frnds are alrdy luking at u in..

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Exam hall..!!....

5 Months Ago | 82 shares | By Sachin # 58

3 sawal .pleas reply.

1) Ek din ki zindgi mile to kya mangoge?
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2) Mout samne ho to kya chahoge?
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3) Dost or pyar me pehli pasand?
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reply now

5 Months Ago | 35 shares | By Animesh # 94

Choose b/w 1.2.3.4.5.6.7
after dat i will tell u k jb log apke couple ko stage pe sath bethey dekhenge to kya comments dengey.

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1.ek dusrey ke liye bne hai
2.nice couple
3.bus theek hi hai
4.wah! kya jodi hai
5.Behen bhai lagtey hain
6.bhut paindu couple hai
7.bhoot aur bhootni ki jodi hai.

5 Months Ago | 10 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Best Slogan Written
0n The Toilet Wall ...

"Treat Me Well
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Keep Me Clean,
I'll Not Tell Anyone,
What I Have Seen ..

5 Months Ago | 45 shares | By Krishna # 105

When people don't laugh at my jokes, I just assume that they're not up to my level of comedy.

6 Months Ago | 4 shares | By Saurabh # 14

A stupid boyfriend thought 'LOL' meant 'Lots of Love'. So he sent this text to his girlfriend, " You are only girl of my life ...LOL".

7 Months Ago | 3 shares | By Swetha Srinivas # 251

There are some fools in this world who always reply no for every question we ask....

Now you tell me are you such a person ??

10 Months Ago | 42 shares | By Shashank # 110

How to sleep faster..??
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Just Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom...

11 Months Ago | 72 shares | By Animesh # 94

Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 50
Sardar: 20 lelo
Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega

11 Months Ago | 65 shares | By Rajat # 16

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :

11 Months Ago | 59 shares | By Md # 55

Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!
Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye.
Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi.

One Year Ago | 6 shares | By Sushila Banswal # 220

Yarr Ek baat batao
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1+1=
2+2=
4+4=
8+8=
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In sab sawalo ka jawab plus k bajay - karne par 0 kyo aata hai?

One Year Ago | 38 shares | By Awadhesh # 99

Whenever I have a problem, I just sing. Then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.

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