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2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Sign outside a photo studio:

WE CAN SHOOT YOUR WIFE!

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ALSO FRAME YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW

2 Years Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

A smart sign-board displayed at the highways for encouraging Slow Driving says :

"Mr LATE" is always better than "LATE Mr." :)

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Philosophy of Indian Boys..
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Flirt with Attractive Girl,
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Friendship with Smart Girl,
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Love with Sincere Girl,
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Marriage with...
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Mummy tumhein jo achi lage...

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By reian jain # 10

4 wishes of a gal: 1) To earn money without working. 2) To be smart without studying. 3) To love without being hurt. 4) Eat without getting fat.

3 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

i know 10 facts about u people

1. You r reading this
2. You can't say M without touching your lips
3. You just tried it
4. You just smiled or laughed
6. You r a boy/girl
7. You didnt realize I skipped 5
8. You r looking back at 4 & 6
9. You r liking this
10. You r reading me telling u to like it

3 Years Ago | 4 shares | By rutuja tembhurne # 8740

Why did barfi got oscar?
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Bcz its a real story of every couple.A mad wife,a mute husbandand a beautiful ex gf!

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Once Rajnikant became the
coach of Indian cricket team .
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Don't evn try to guess wat
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The Indian cricket team won the
FIFA and Hockey world cup too ..

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Properly trained,

Man can be a dog's best friend...

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written on a girls T shirt...

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Dear Dialogue " Hasi toh Fasi "

I can actually make everyone laugh but it never worked

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

The student who tops in the exams

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"Student Of The Year"

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the one who fails

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"Student Of The Next Year"

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

World is Only for Girls:

If a Girl Laughs Loudly, She is Cheer full,
But;
If a Boy Laughs Loudly, He is Manner less,

If a Girl Talks Sweetly, She has Manners,
But
If a Boy Talks Sweetly, He is Cunning,

If a Girl is Shopping, She is Trendy,
But;
If a Boy is Shopping, He is Waisting Money

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Which is da most beautiful feeling in ds
world...???
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When u r trying to luk at ur frnd....
And u find that ur frnd is already luking at
u....;)
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"EXAM HALL":p :D :D

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

If Kasab dies of Dengue,

I will switch off all my ALLOUT's for a week

as a token of respect to Mosquitos !

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By lalit k # 8728

if samsung and apple r merged together,what will be the name of new company...................................................SAMPLE.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By reian jain # 10

Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are dumb, not blind..

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Diwali this year !! check out :p :p :p :p 1.

1 liter bottle of petrol,

2. LPG Gas cylinder (as a gift wrapped),

3. Hamper of assorted vegetables,

4. Auto rickshaw gift vouchers,

5. PVR weekend tickets,

6. Kaala Hit mosquito spray cans.

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Horror movies don't scare me..!!

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5 missed calls from Dad scares me...

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Dear hair,

I'll stop burning you, drowning you, and pulling you if you

just automatically look gorgeous every single day -_-''

Sincerely,

Girls ?

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Being "In a Relationship" and being "In the "Hospital" is all the same...

Everyone asks -

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"Serious hai kya ?

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

99.99% Girls will Fail To Answer This Que....

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WHAT IS UR MOBILE NUMBER ??? :p

Girls dikha do kismai kitna dum hai

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Improve ur GK -

National Sister - Mamta Banerjee,

National Girlfriend - Deepika Padukone ,

National Tension - Salman Khan's marriage,

National Bachelor - Rahul Gandhi,

National Dahshat - Sequel of Ra.One,

National food - Kasam,

National Strugler - Abhishek Bachchan

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

iPhone is the SALMAN KHAN of the mobile world.

Expensive,

Just one design

Same performance,

No change or enhancement,

Blind fan following.

Wait its not over yet..

SHAHRUKH KHAN is the China phone of the mobile world

Low Price

Low Quality

Attention Seeker

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

The national food of India.....

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'KASAM'

Girls always eats this food in every second :P

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

When women talk to each other,

The devil sits in the corner quietly

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Learns..!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

The best example for incredible india is:

One has to check both sides

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crossing even a one-way road..!!

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Difference Between School &
College:
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In School If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On Back
Bench..

But In College If You Were
Late,
You Had To Sit On First
Bench.. :)

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By gautam seth # 3288

Strict Warning : Don't use Kingfisher bottles to fire Rockets. It may not "FLY" Happy Diwali

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Hey All Girls,

Please Dont Flirt With Boys

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Ho sakta Hai

Tum Me Se Koi Meri Hone Wali Wife Ho :(

It Really Hurts

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Dear Beautiful Girls,

Please don't wear T-shirts with long quotes.

It gives our wrong image

whenever we try reading it..!!

Sincerely,

Honest Boy

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

which is the most beautiful feeling in
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when u r trying 2 look at ur frnd....
and u find dat ur frnd is alreadyluking
at u... ;)

location-
''EXAM HALL'' :P :D:D

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