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4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Doctors after Operation & Students after Exams have same thing to say...
We tried our best,
Right now, we can't say anything,
Bus dua karo...:)

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

A lover gives luv
A father gives protection!
A mother gives life!
Bt
A REAL FRIEND gives

"A BEAUTIFULL Girl's mobile no"
Prove ur FRINDSHIP

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wen u read love msg,
U Nvr think of d prsn who sent d msg,
Bt u think of d prsn whom u love d most!
Strange..Na
Saala kharcha kiska..
Aur
Charcha Kiska...:-)

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Meaningful Sentence Written On Women's Foot Wear :

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50% Off... If purchased within 10 minutes..!!!

5 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Tragedies of boys' Life:
1.Gud girls r Not Gudlooking.:-O
2.Gudlooking girls r Not gud girls.
:-(
3.Gudlooking & gud girls r not single.:-|
4.Gudlooking,gud & single girls have strong Brothers.B-)
5.Gudlooking, gud,single girls without brothers will treat us as her brother.

5 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Great Words by a bankrupt lover:

Nothing in this world is more Expensive than having a girlfriend who is totally free on weekends....

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

If you like Me.. Raise your Hands..!!
If Not..Then Raise your Standards

5 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Dont aim 2 be a slave in Heaven, aim 2 be d king of Hell."
-Alexander.
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"Dont aim 2 be d lover of a girl, aim 2 be d father of her son."
-Alexander's fans!

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

1+0=1
1*0=0
1-0=1
then
1/0=?

Dis was d question once asked to RAJNIKANTH & he said,"I don't know!!"

Thats why it's declared as Not Defined

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Who Is Better?
An Innocent girl Or A Decent girl?
ANSWER - Can't Say.
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Because...
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U Can't Compare Two Imaginary Things !!!

5 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Most of the girls don't like to help Unknown Boys-
But
All boys r alwys there 2 help Any Unknown Girl

Moral: Boys are very kind than girls

5 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Only two things change a woman's mood
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1) I love you!
2) 50% discount

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

ur Eyes&Think abt urslf
ur face
ur style
ur nature
ur smile
ur looks
Now open ur eyes
Muft m cartoon film dikhi na?
Chalo ab Thnx bolo

5 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

According to Research-
A MAN is declared Dead wen his HEART stops BEATING and
A WOMAN, wen her TONGUE stops MOVING..

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Diff b/w Ignorance &Patience
Wen u see d mirror u don't laugh at urself dat is IGNORANCE
Wen i luk at u i also don't laugh,dat's is PATIENCE

5 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

A Kid Was Crying Very Heavily..
So,
What Did Santa Do.?
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Puts Johnson & Johnson's Baby Shampoo In His Eyes & Says
'No More Tears'..!!

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Diff. in GF & Wife?
G-Beauty,W-Duty
G-Pension,W-Tension
G-Yummy,W-Vehmi
G-Cool,W-Fool
G-Tutti-Fruity,W-Kismt Futi
G-Fresh Cake,W-Earthquake

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wat is d other name 4 an "affair" after marriage???
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MOBILE NUMBER PORTABILITY
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'Change ur service provider vtout changing ur number'.

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

1. If walking is gd for ur health,d postman would b immortal.
2. A whale swims all day,only eats fish, drinks water n is fat.
3. A rabbit runs n hops n only lives 15 yrs.
4. A turtle doesn't run,does nothing .. yet lives for 150 yrs.
TO HELL WITH EXERCISE! Sleep Well eat well
Rising rebellion

5 Years Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

There wil be plenty of time to sleep whn u are dead..
Life is for living So Wake up & perform"
-Benjamin Franklin
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Buddha pagal hai.
Tu So jaa

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Girl's status on Facebook: "Feeling sad!" 17021 comments.
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Boy's status: "Going to commit suicide!" 2 likes and 1 comment-"Can I take your bike"!

5 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Bavneet Singh # 8678

When i dnt get ur sms, A litle pain in my heart, a small tear in my eyes, & sadness falls on my face..
This Is Called
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True & Honest
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NAUTANKI
:P
:P

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Luv happens automatically........
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Manual working of it is called Flirting

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

The Best and the Most Daring lines on the T-shirt of a boyfriend on a date : "I love u for pleasure,
if you want loyalty,
Hire a Dog"
:-)

5 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

In Drift race India participated with 3 Countries & came 1st
Japan used Ferrari
China used mitsubishi
Korea used BMW
&
From INDIA ,
Rajanikanth used ROADROLLER !

5 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

newtons 1st law of Ishq
D force applied while proposng a girl by a boy is equal & opposite 2 d force applied by d girl while using hr sandal

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

BeST quote by a Nursary student .....
i love to walk in the rain ...
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becOz nobOdy can see i am doing susu in my chaddi ;)

5 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Today's stupid PJ:
A woodcutter goes to a jungle, suddenly all birds started following him..
Why.?.?.?
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"THE AXE EFFECT;-)

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
-Shakespear
"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."
-Shakespear's Wife

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By tanuj kaushik # 8679

If the wives keep maun vrat instead of karvachauth ka vrat the husbands will automatically live longer

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