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One Year Ago | 16 shares | By Bhramita # 52

I try to avoid things that make me fat ...... Like weighing scales , mirrors , photographs.

One Year Ago | 45 shares | By Kuldeep # 67

A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.

One Year Ago | 37 shares | By Sakshi # 85

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years..

One Year Ago | 7 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

If Child Labour Is A Crime
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Then Why Teacher Gives
Homework ??

One Year Ago | 4 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Q: Why There r Different
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A: So The Mosquitoes Can Enjoy
Different Flavors .

One Year Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Which 3 Letters Can Change a Girl Into a Women.?
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Think..
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Think Hard..
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AGE....!!!

One Year Ago | 173 shares | By preety preety # 1078

8 secrets of Success u can find in ur room:

1. Roof says aim high
2. Fan says be cool
3. Clock says every minute is precious
4. Mirror says reflect before u act
5. Window says see the world
6. Calendar says be upto date
7. Door says don't miss d opportunity
8. Bed says sab bakwaas hai. Mast chaddar odh kar so ja

o.

One Year Ago | 75 shares | By Mansi # 49

Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and other is the husband.

One Year Ago | 72 shares | By Punit # 213

A good wife always forgive her husband when she's wrong.

One Year Ago | 7 shares | By Grazie # 116

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means...





E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.

One Year Ago | 5 shares | By vaibhav kohade # 146

Time for pj:

What do u say if petrol is leakiNg from Maruti car..?



ThiNk



thiNk...



Ok let me tell..



MARUTI SUSU.Ki

One Year Ago | 6 shares | By vaibhav kohade # 146

Wht is the Diff b/w
Young Age & Old Age?

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Simple..

In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-

One Year Ago | 10 shares | By PARTH_JSK # 145

Similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL..
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In both cases people sit, waste time and write on Walls..!!!!!......

One Year Ago | 6 shares | By 9875288111 # 12

What Is The Difference b/w
GHAZAL & LECTURE..

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Every Word Spoken By Others Wife Is.. GHAZAL

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Every Word Spoken By Own Wife Is.. LECTURE

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