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3 Months Ago | 29 shares | By Gaurav # 107

Want to be 1st in your class ?

Tips :
1. Wake up everyday at 5 am
2. Drink Tea or Coffee
3. Go to school at 6am , and nobody will be there in your class !!
You are 1st in your class.

3 Months Ago | 39 shares | By Sourabh # 106

Choos 1 relation 4 me.....if you want.....???

1. Best buddy..?
2. Well known person?
3. Best friend.??
4. Only friend.?
5. Boy friend.??
6. Brother.?
7. Sister.??
8. Girl friend.?
4wrd ts msg to ur cntct n get intresting. Reply....

Rply me first....

4 Months Ago | 26 shares | By Abhay # 89

Sabse bada kaminapan wala mazak kya ho sakta he?
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Think..
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Think...
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Kisi ke shampoo ki bottle me 'Veet' mila dena....;)

6 Months Ago | 82 shares | By Sachin # 58

3 sawal .pleas reply.

1) Ek din ki zindgi mile to kya mangoge?
Ans=

2) Mout samne ho to kya chahoge?
Ans=

3) Dost or pyar me pehli pasand?
Ans=

reply now

One Year Ago | 7 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 124

Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

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A. Because they have big fingers..

One Year Ago | 6 shares | By manoj kumar # 292

Golden Thought Of The Day
Girls Express Their Feelings With Gussa
And Tears
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Boys Express Their Feelings With Sutta
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Beers..

2 Years Ago | 8 shares | By Krishna # 105

Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain,
Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hain,
Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hain,
Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shoqin Hoti Hai…

2 Years Ago | 18 shares | By Rahul # 115

Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi
'O zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch me…'
Tabhi ek ladka utha aur ladki ko chhu liya aur
bola himmat hai to aage Gaa..

2 Years Ago | 6 shares | By manoj kumar # 292

Break-Up Ki 1 Month Baad
Wo Mere Pass Aa Kar Boli..
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Tumhe Pyaar Karne Ki Saza Do Mujhe.
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Fir Kyaa??
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Maine V Jaa K Uski Papa Ko Saab Bata Diya.
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Kasam Se Bohot Piti Sali..

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ever Heard about the device

that

converts your precious thoughts into speech ???

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It is called daaru ..

3 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Chandan # 83

Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain,
Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain,
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Toot Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain…

3 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Bimal Dhiman # 119

Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying,
Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying,
Jab tu dur jaye I feel like crying,
Arre itna mat chad I was just lying…

3 Years Ago | 4 shares | By Rahul # 87

Raatan nu nind na aave,
Dine chain na aava,
Jad main rab to pucheya rabba ki ehi pyar hai?
Rab ne muskara ke keha,” Nahi beta, Light de bina Sab da ehi haal hai…!!!!

4 Years Ago | 4 shares | By PAWAN KATARIA # 3306

When you are Single
You see ahppay couple Everywhere,
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But
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When u r married
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you see Happy Singles everywhere.

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