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2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

2 answers given by a GIRL when she is proPOSED
1 Nahi
2 Mujhe waqt chahiye
2 answers given by a BOY when HE IS PROPOSED
1 YES
2 YES

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

A lover gives luv
A father gives protection!
A mother gives life!
Bt
A REAL FRIEND gives

"A BEAUTIFULL Girl's mobile no"
Prove ur FRINDSHIP

3 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

What is the 1st sign of Old Age?

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Wrinkels?

-No

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Medicines?

-NO

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Baldness?

-Certainly NO

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Then what?

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-When u start loving your OWN Wife.

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Meaningful Sentence Written On Women's Foot Wear :

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50% Off... If purchased within 10 minutes..!!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

1+0=1
1*0=0
1-0=1
then
1/0=?

Dis was d question once asked to RAJNIKANTH & he said,"I don't know!!"

Thats why it's declared as Not Defined

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

The Best and the Most Daring lines on the T-shirt of a boyfriend on a date : "I love u for pleasure,
if you want loyalty,
Hire a Dog"
:-)

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By saurabh dhumal # 8687

A boy's FACABOOK status:
I m online during class.
ha ha ha...
Comment from Teacher:
GET OUT Of the CLASS now....
Comment Liked By Principal..

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

americans invented Mobile,
iphone, cellphone.
Japanese invented SIM Card.
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Indians invented Missed Call..!!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Diff. in GF & Wife?
G-Beauty,W-Duty
G-Pension,W-Tension
G-Yummy,W-Vehmi
G-Cool,W-Fool
G-Tutti-Fruity,W-Kismt Futi
G-Fresh Cake,W-Earthquake

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

1. If walking is gd for ur health,d postman would b immortal.
2. A whale swims all day,only eats fish, drinks water n is fat.
3. A rabbit runs n hops n only lives 15 yrs.
4. A turtle doesn't run,does nothing .. yet lives for 150 yrs.
TO HELL WITH EXERCISE! Sleep Well eat well
Rising rebellion

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By tanuj kaushik # 8680

If the wives keep maun vrat instead of karvachauth ka vrat the husbands will automatically live longer

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

I Have Many Proposals For Getting RICH,

All I Need Is The Time

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To Look At The Emails

In Spam Box . . . ! !

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Seven phases of life

1.Studies


2.Entertainment


3.Love


4.Marriage


5


6


7.



Stop scrolling down
U know Life ends after marriage

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Most of the girls don't like to help Unknown Boys-
But
All boys r alwys there 2 help Any Unknown Girl

Moral: Boys are very kind than girls

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

newtons 1st law of Ishq
D force applied while proposng a girl by a boy is equal & opposite 2 d force applied by d girl while using hr sandal

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wat is Education? According 2 Sec56(B) of Students Act itz a Process of Wasting 1/4th of our Life in Learning how 2 Waste d Remaining 3/4th.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Don't repeat same mistake

Bcoz

There r so many new mistakes u can make
Try new mistakes each day!

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Great Words by a bankrupt lover:

Nothing in this world is more Expensive than having a girlfriend who is totally free on weekends....

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Hi..
What happened..
Why no sms..
No balance..
Ok..!
I will send u
a recharge coupen:



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scrach with blade

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Sun makes mon shine
Curent makes bulbs shine
Wax makes candles shine
But,im realy confusd
Wat makes ur teeth shine?
'Harpic'or'domex'?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

ur Eyes&Think abt urslf
ur face
ur style
ur nature
ur smile
ur looks
Now open ur eyes
Muft m cartoon film dikhi na?
Chalo ab Thnx bolo

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Get Married..!!

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Not For Yourself,

But For The Future Of Your Childrens..!!

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They Are Getting Late For

IIT,

AIEEE,

PMT

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CAT

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Cut-Offs Are Increasing Day By Day,

Hurry Up..!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Why do women wear watches on their right hand

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men on their left hand





















To see the time yaar

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Bavneet Singh # 8679

When i dnt get ur sms, A litle pain in my heart, a small tear in my eyes, & sadness falls on my face..
This Is Called
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True & Honest
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NAUTANKI
:P
:P

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

What's the
main reason for
divorce ?
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"Marriage"

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Sign Board Outside A Repair Shop
"We Can Repair Anything
Plz Knock Hard On The Door
The Bell Doesn't Work

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Diff b/w Ignorance &Patience
Wen u see d mirror u don't laugh at urself dat is IGNORANCE
Wen i luk at u i also don't laugh,dat's is PATIENCE

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wat is d other name 4 an "affair" after marriage???
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MOBILE NUMBER PORTABILITY
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'Change ur service provider vtout changing ur number'.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Today's stupid PJ:
A woodcutter goes to a jungle, suddenly all birds started following him..
Why.?.?.?
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"THE AXE EFFECT;-)

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

national animal....

national flower...

national song....

and

finally

we got THE NATIONAL INSECT OF INDIA.......

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THE MOSQUITO....

PROUD OF U......

LET GOD GIVE U LONG LYF

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