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4 Months Ago | 14 shares | By nik nikki # 3305

Mathematics and women are similar as they both are complicated but...... maths is better since it has Logic at least....

2 Years Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

An old Indian woman slips n falls.

She says,

'Hai meri kismat.!'

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A foreigner girl walks past n says,

'Hi....

Merry christmas to u too.

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

BF: baby ONE minute widout u is like..

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GF:"Awwwwww....?

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BF:"60 secs yaar...

harrr baat mein kya AWWWW ??..:

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

DEFINITION OF HONEYMOON:

A man's last holiday

before he starts working

for a new boss !!

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By maulik chauhan # 1932

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Why is 2013 going to be my year?

Because. ......

"Jo 13 hai, woh mera hai"

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Dear weather...!

Stop showing off...! .

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I know u r cool ..

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But...!! . .

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Not more than me ^_^ ? ?

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Dear Ad makers,

Not EVERYTHING we do is to impress women.

We buy Bikes to commute and Deodorants to avoid Body Odor.

Sincerely,

Men's Association

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By rakesh shah # 743

Sender:
SWEET
+91??????????

Sender:
CHARMING
+91xx???????? (first two digits of ur cell no)

Sender:
ADOREABLE
+9198xx?????? (next two digits)

Sender:
LOVEABLE
+91XXXXXX???? (next two digits)

Sender:
1&ONLY ______ (Name)
+91XXXXXXXXXX (Your complete cell no)

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

when a girl asks you to guess her age ,

its like deciding ..

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whether to cut the blue , red,or green wire

to diffuse a bomb

4 Years Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

True Story...

In bed,its 6:00 am,

if u close ur eyes for 5 mins,

its direct 7:45,

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in lecture its 12:30,

u close ureyes for 5 mins,

itz stil 12:31:

Agree ??

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

what is the maximum limitation of telling a lie ?

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A chinese gal luking into d mirror

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singin a song -

"Mere mere mast mast do nain ........."

no offence pls ...

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Height of technology:

A Bhidu writes all Answer as...

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And...

Lastly he writes..

"Answer are written in BAR CODE Format 2Protect from Being Copied..!!!

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Attachment is not whn two people chat day or night..

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Instead its that File which we attach with the emails.

Yaar hadd hogayi. Zaroori nahi har post emotional ho.

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