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One Year Ago | 5 shares | By jeet maurya # 184

Question: how do you define neighbours?
Answer: people who know more about you than you know yourself.

One Year Ago | 7 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 124

Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

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A. Because they have big fingers..

One Year Ago | 3 shares | By Borntokill # 1969

if, 1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5= ??

before scrollin think.







Answer is 1.
Remember the First Line..


1=5..?

Moral - Don't Complicate Simple Problems in Life!

One Year Ago | 78 shares | By Sushila Banswal # 241

Who is a Girl ?
A Girl is the most Beautiful part of God's creation.

She starts compromising at a very tender age.

She sacrifices her chocolates for her brother.

Later she sacrifices her love for just a smile on
her parents face.

Then after marriage ...
She takes revenge of all things
from her Husband...:)

One Year Ago | 28 shares | By Sachin # 58

Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do. :p

One Year Ago | 3 shares | By Sakshi # 85

Banta: Sante tera restaurant kaisa Chal raha hai?
Santa: Koi Khas nahi.
Banta: Vaise main do bar tere restaurant Aaya, Par wahan pe tala laga hua tha.
Santa : yaar tu lunch ya dinner ke time Aaya hoga.. Uss time humlog khana khane Ghar jate hai.

One Year Ago | 34 shares | By 9875288111 # 12

The most 'Sharmnaak' thing these days is to
say...
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that, "I'm not on WhatsApp"..

One Year Ago | 5 shares | By Deep9009™ # 13

6 things r GOD gifted
1:Mother's Love
2:Father's Advice
3:Brother's care
4:sister's Fights
5:True Luv
6:?
(',')
<))>
_//_
Ab aap kya kisi gift se kam ho.

One Year Ago | 6 shares | By manoj kumar # 292

Golden Thought Of The Day
Girls Express Their Feelings With Gussa
And Tears
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Boys Express Their Feelings With Sutta
&
Beers..

One Year Ago | 39 shares | By 9875288111 # 12

World's Shortest Love Story :

Boy :
Hi, you Look Beautiful
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Girl :
Thank You , Bro.

One Year Ago | 62 shares | By Sushila Banswal # 241

If Someone Says Bad Things About Us, We Feel Bad ....

If Someone Says Good Things About Us, We Feel Good ...

The Question Is :Have We Given Our Remote Control To Others ?

One Year Ago | 38 shares | By Rahul # 87

Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

One Year Ago | 7 shares | By Saket # 15

2 boys with Sardar were going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kahan bethega…!

One Year Ago | 3 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

Do Not keep all ur Work For Tomorrow...Always remember U Can Also Do It DAY AFTER 2MRW..!!So, Enjoy Life..!!Be lazy!!!! Think crazy...!!!!:-)jai hind

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