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2 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Deep9009™ # 13

6 things r GOD gifted
1:Mother's Love
2:Father's Advice
3:Brother's care
4:sister's Fights
5:True Luv
6:?
(',')
<))>
_//_
Ab aap kya kisi gift se kam ho.

2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By reian jain # 10

I Searchd many shops to buy the best chocolate 4 u. But, I did'nt find any chocolate sweeter than YOU n ur Smile...
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Next joke tomorrow at same time..

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By reian jain # 10

Three lights to save the earth from the darkness..

1st: sunlight
2nd: moonlight
3rd: you

my sweet friend tube light
ok cool cool cool darling..

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

If flipkart starts matrimonial services....

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they will become the no. 1 site...

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Know why??

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Coz

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they have the 30 day return policy...:p

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rana # 39

A good wife gives happiness and long-life to her husband. Allow me, dear, for our anniversary to wish you to share this long life with me!

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

How time has changed...

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Now 10yr old girls cry coz they breakup with der Bf's..

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When we were 10yrs old we cried when we missed Shaktiman!! :-)

4 Years Ago | 8 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Daily 1 Apple
No Doctor,

Daily 5 Almonds
No Cancer,

Daily 1 Lemon
No Fat,

Daily 1 Cup Milk
No Bone Problems,

Daily 3 Litre water intake
Skin Clear,

Daily Mine 1 Post……….. Mood Fresh….

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Truth Of School Life
A First Bench Student Knows
The Answer Of Every Problem…
But
The Last Bench Student Knows
How To Face Every Problem…!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Eyes:2 luk at frds.
HAND:To pray for friends,
MIND:To remember friends,
HEART:To love friends
&
LEGS:To kick them if they dont msg U.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Sweet Warning 2 ALL D Gals:

Don’t Dare 2 Understand Me..
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If U Do..
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Than Either You’ll Go Mad Or You’ll Start Loving Me.

5 Years Ago | 1 shares | By indira kuttipuram # 3284

NEWTON's fourth law of motion
"the speed of turning pages is directly proportional to the number of syllabus to be covered, assuming that the knowledge is constant".

5 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

If We Were Born Knowing Everything,
Wat Would We Do All This Time On The Planet.
Be Proud To Say A DONT KNOW:-)

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sampath kumar # 8631

Once there was a fight between Me and a Tiger.. I Ran away.. Why? To Save the Tiger.. Only 1411 r left Otherwise you knows me..!.

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By girish singh # 263

All Samsung officials
withdrawing their children
from English medium schools
b'coz the first thing they were
taught was 'A' for Apple. :P

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deep9009™ # 13

The happiest man is one whose son’s photo is on Business World Cover
Daughter’s on India Today
Girl Friend on Femina
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Wife on missing column of News Paper

5 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Deep9009™ # 13

Girl-Tum Ladke Sab eK Jaise Q Hote ho?
Very nice reply by boy.
'''Tum Sabko Q Try Karti ho''

5 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Grazie # 117

The pain of losing a lover is nothing when compared to the pain that is felt when KFC chicken bucket falls down while eating.Really sad..

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won't take place..

On the other hand,

If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages won't take place ;)

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

A husband is someone who,
after taking the trash out,
gives the impression
he just cleaned the whole house.

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

No matter how bad we are,
We are not totally useless...
Atleast We can always be used
As a gud example for bad things....

5 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1



A Letter By A Student:
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I’m Also BORED Of Education..

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Q: What Is Wedding Anniversary?

A: Married Couples Who Have Gone Through Yet Another Year,
Without Killing Each Other Really Deserve A Celebration.!

5 Years Ago | 1 shares | By dashrat singh # 8614

MILLION COPIES OF A NEW BOOK SOLD IN JUST TWO DAYS DUE TO TYPING ERROR IN TITLE i.e.

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"AN IDEA CAN CHANGE YOUR WIFE (LIFE)":-

5 Years Ago | 3 shares | By mukesh jain # 3271

GODS are also I.T. Engineers

BRAHMA
System installer

VISNU
System supporter

SHIV
System Programmer

NAARAD
Data transfer

YAM
Deleter

MENKA
Virus!

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By athang khobragade # 8575

Everything is fair in Love, War nd Exam
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Unfair is just the Result of above all..!!!

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

I finally plucked up the courage to ask a girl out, but because I can't handle rejection, I gave her some options.

A) Yes
B) A
C) B ;)

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sunil vasava # 8

Do U know what is D Meaning of PYAR..??
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it is a group of frnds siting around a Table in BAR..
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& saying..
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. P-YAAR..!!

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

I think i'm disturbng U alw.
Sorry Dis is My last Msg &
I wil not msg U any more Gud bye
Nvr expect this frm me Im born2Dstrb u.

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Dr. Abuzar Rahan # 668

What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi.

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By abhijeet chokada # 8594

70%of college student ind world r
suffrin 4m AIDS.Caan't belive,Bt itz
true...!
AIDS:Attendnce & internal Marks
deficiency Symdrom

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