Mathematics and women are similar as they both are complicated but...... maths is better since it has Logic at least....
An old Indian woman slips n falls. She says, 'Hai meri kismat.!'...A foreigner girl walks past n says, 'Hi....Merry christmas to u too.
BF: baby ONE minute widout u is like......... .GF:"Awwwwww....?. ....BF:"60 secs yaar... harrr baat mein kya AWWWW ??..:
DEFINITION OF HONEYMOON:A man's last holiday before he starts working for a new boss !!
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Why is 2013 going to be my year?Because. ......"Jo 13 hai, woh mera hai"
Dear weather...!Stop showing off...! ....I know u r cool .....But...!! . ....Not more than me ^_^ ? ?
Dear Ad makers,Not EVERYTHING we do is to impress women.We buy Bikes to commute and Deodorants to avoid Body Odor.Sincerely,Men's Association
Sender: SWEET +91?????????? Sender: CHARMING +91xx???????? (first two digits of ur cell no) Sender: ADOREABLE +9198xx?????? (next two digits) Sender: LOVEABLE +91XXXXXX???? (next two digits) Sender: 1&ONLY ______ (Name) +91XXXXXXXXXX (Your complete cell no)
when a girl asks you to guess her age , its like deciding ........ .......whether to cut the blue , red,or green wire to diffuse a bomb
True Story...In bed,its 6:00 am, if u close ur eyes for 5 mins, its direct 7:45,..but..in lecture its 12:30,u close ureyes for 5 mins,itz stil 12:31:Agree ??
what is the maximum limitation of telling a lie ?........A chinese gal luking into d mirror and singin a song -"Mere mere mast mast do nain ........."no offence pls ...
Height of technology:A Bhidu writes all Answer as...||||||||| || ||||| | ||||||| || ||| ||||||||| |||And...Lastly he writes.."Answer are written in BAR CODE Format 2Protect from Being Copied..!!!
Attachment is not whn two people chat day or night.........Instead its that File which we attach with the emails.Yaar hadd hogayi. Zaroori nahi har post emotional ho.
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