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One Year Ago | 5 shares | By Deep9009™ # 13

6 things r GOD gifted
1:Mother's Love
2:Father's Advice
3:Brother's care
4:sister's Fights
5:True Luv
6:?
(',')
<))>
_//_
Ab aap kya kisi gift se kam ho.

2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

If flipkart starts matrimonial services....

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they will become the no. 1 site...

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Know why??

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Coz

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they have the 30 day return policy...:p

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Doctors after Operation & Students after Exams have same thing to say...
We tried our best,
Right now, we can't say anything,
Bus dua karo...:)

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

How time has changed...

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Now 10yr old girls cry coz they breakup with der Bf's..

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When we were 10yrs old we cried when we missed Shaktiman!! :-)

3 Years Ago | 8 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Daily 1 Apple
No Doctor,

Daily 5 Almonds
No Cancer,

Daily 1 Lemon
No Fat,

Daily 1 Cup Milk
No Bone Problems,

Daily 3 Litre water intake
Skin Clear,

Daily Mine 1 Post……….. Mood Fresh….

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Truth Of School Life
A First Bench Student Knows
The Answer Of Every Problem…
But
The Last Bench Student Knows
How To Face Every Problem…!

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wen u read love msg,
U Nvr think of d prsn who sent d msg,
Bt u think of d prsn whom u love d most!
Strange..Na
Saala kharcha kiska..
Aur
Charcha Kiska...:-)

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Sweet Warning 2 ALL D Gals:

Don’t Dare 2 Understand Me..
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If U Do..
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Than Either You’ll Go Mad Or You’ll Start Loving Me.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

If We Were Born Knowing Everything,
Wat Would We Do All This Time On The Planet.
Be Proud To Say A DONT KNOW:-)

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

A Kid Was Crying Very Heavily..
So,
What Did Santa Do.?
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Puts Johnson & Johnson's Baby Shampoo In His Eyes & Says
'No More Tears'..!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
-Shakespear
"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."
-Shakespear's Wife

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Who Is Better?
An Innocent girl Or A Decent girl?
ANSWER - Can't Say.
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Because...
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U Can't Compare Two Imaginary Things !!!

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

In Drift race India participated with 3 Countries & came 1st
Japan used Ferrari
China used mitsubishi
Korea used BMW
&
From INDIA ,
Rajanikanth used ROADROLLER !

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Tragedies of boys' Life:
1.Gud girls r Not Gudlooking.:-O
2.Gudlooking girls r Not gud girls.
:-(
3.Gudlooking & gud girls r not single.:-|
4.Gudlooking,gud & single girls have strong Brothers.B-)
5.Gudlooking, gud,single girls without brothers will treat us as her brother.

4 Years Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

There wil be plenty of time to sleep whn u are dead..
Life is for living So Wake up & perform"
-Benjamin Franklin
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Buddha pagal hai.
Tu So jaa

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Only two things change a woman's mood
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1) I love you!
2) 50% discount

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

BeST quote by a Nursary student .....
i love to walk in the rain ...
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becOz nobOdy can see i am doing susu in my chaddi ;)

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

If you like Me.. Raise your Hands..!!
If Not..Then Raise your Standards

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Girl's status on Facebook: "Feeling sad!" 17021 comments.
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Boy's status: "Going to commit suicide!" 2 likes and 1 comment-"Can I take your bike"!

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

According to Research-
A MAN is declared Dead wen his HEART stops BEATING and
A WOMAN, wen her TONGUE stops MOVING..

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By indira kuttipuram # 3286

NEWTON's fourth law of motion
"the speed of turning pages is directly proportional to the number of syllabus to be covered, assuming that the knowledge is constant".

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Dont aim 2 be a slave in Heaven, aim 2 be d king of Hell."
-Alexander.
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"Dont aim 2 be d lover of a girl, aim 2 be d father of her son."
-Alexander's fans!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Luv happens automatically........
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Manual working of it is called Flirting

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won't take place..

On the other hand,

If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages won't take place ;)

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

A husband is someone who,
after taking the trash out,
gives the impression
he just cleaned the whole house.

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Deep9009™ # 13

Girl-Tum Ladke Sab eK Jaise Q Hote ho?
Very nice reply by boy.
'''Tum Sabko Q Try Karti ho''

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Q: What Is Wedding Anniversary?

A: Married Couples Who Have Gone Through Yet Another Year,
Without Killing Each Other Really Deserve A Celebration.!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

No matter how bad we are,
We are not totally useless...
Atleast We can always be used
As a gud example for bad things....

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Grazie # 116

The pain of losing a lover is nothing when compared to the pain that is felt when KFC chicken bucket falls down while eating.Really sad..

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1



A Letter By A Student:
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Dear BOARD Of Education,
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I’m Also BORED Of Education..

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