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4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By reianspeaks # 164

Those who like me, raise their hands. Those who dont....


Raise their standards..

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

The difference between TRUTH and LIE.

TRUTH: Is a debit card
Pay 1st and enjoy later.

LIE: Is a credit card
Enjoy 1st and pay later.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vishnuja Sreebhadra # 3264

There's no "I" in meat, but there's "me" and "eat", now how can vegans argue with that kind of logic?

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By reian jain # 10

Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
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We Tried Our Best
Can’t Say Anything Right Now!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Amar Dutta # 8571

Mythology says :-
Savitri has brought his husband's life back from Yamraj.
Moral of the story :-
No one can save man from his wife, even Yamraj is HELPLESS.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By reian jain # 10

Girls not remain without boys.. How??
Fe(male)-male
Wo(man)-man
S(he)-he
So dont try to be alone.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

Urgent girlfriend needed..

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Qualification- must b the only daughter of a petrol pump owner.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bright ofori # 8259

Death is life's way of telling you that
you've been fired.
Suicide is your way to tell life, "you
can't fire me, I Quit!"

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Boy Did The Mistake,
Girl Shoutd At Him,
Boy Said, Sorry

Girl Did The Mistake,
Boy Shoutd At Her,
Girl Start Cryng,
Boy Said Sorry

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

What is *FACEBOOK*?
F=FAKE ID
A=AWARENESS
C=CHEAT
E=EARNESTY
B=(BEST
O=ONE KIND
O=OF
K=KICK)

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By mayur naik # 3188

Dear Shamless customer, we r removing ur sms service.
Records shows that u have no outgoing sms since many days..
To retain service send sorry to this number..

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Question for briliant
student,
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Question is only for briliant student .
u relax..yaar..

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Lalit Agrawal # 6592

The best example for incredible india is "one has to check both side while crossing even a oneway road..!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

Question:
Why most of the engineering students
Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt..?

Answer:
Smooth roads never make good drivers,
Clear sky never makes good pilots
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Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt,
Never makes good engineers.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rajesh Kumar # 3224

Only Rajnikant can do this…
What is Rajnikant’s E-mail ID ?
[email protected]
MIND IT :-)

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By harshida mewada # 8564

Invitaion to all my friends 4 the "Friendship day "party on 5 aug 2012 6 pm onwards unique hall 68 th floor twin towers london. koi bahana nahi chalega .. ana hi padega

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

It is said that,
When a woman closes her eyes,
she sees the person
she loves the most!
And

When a man does that..

The slide show begins..!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

Y does a man fal in luv?
Lack of experience.

Y does he break off Luv?
Lack of patience.

Thn y does he want 2 fal in luv agn? Lack of Memory...

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

If couples in love are called Love Birds…
Then the ones who break up are called
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Angry Birds

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Miss chandni # 1074

Suppose boyz..no love 4 ..money & saying : oh darling! u're more important than money
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hhahahahahaaahahahahahahahahahaha ...D
Mere se toh nhi hota
hard to Suppose!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By hnkrishnamurthy hnkr # 8538

A family comes out of an Electronic shop
Son holds "IPAD"
Daugher holds "IPOD"
Mother holds "IPHONE"

Father is holding a banner that says
"I PAID"

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Sumit Saundekar # 1003

A deadly PJ.

What do u cal a group of farmers stuck at one place?
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KISSAN JAM!
Plz dont throw ur mobiles.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By MILAN MALE # 1395

Wifes are like electricity,
if handled with care they will light up your life,
but if mishandled will give you shocks throughout your life.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By shubham sharma # 891

The relationship between husband & wife is very psychological. One is psycho and the other is logical.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shalini # 904

"GRAVITATION doesn't take responsibility for the people falling in LOVE".
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Said by NEWTON'S ROOM MATE

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

Notice...

At A Church don't Leave Ur
Purse, Watch, Handbag,
Mobile & Ur Girlfriend
Unattended.

Because Others May Think It's An Answer To Their Prayers

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Grazie # 117

Boy secretly opens girlfrnd's mobile.

By what name has she saved his number?

friend or darling?

he fell down in shock after seeing the name.


"RECHARGE ANNA".

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Grazie # 117

I am looking for a bank which can perform two things for me:

Give me LOAN and then leave me ALONE.

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Grazie # 117


99% of my problems r solved by my friends!
Undoubtedly 100% of those peoblems are created by the same idiots!
:)

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Karthikeyan S # 8545

Men never lies if women doesn't ask questions!!

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