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One Year Ago | 1 shares | By reian jain # 10

I Searchd many shops to buy the best chocolate 4 u. But, I did'nt find any chocolate sweeter than YOU n ur Smile...
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Next joke tomorrow at same time..

One Year Ago | 2 shares | By reian jain # 10

Three lights to save the earth from the darkness..

1st: sunlight
2nd: moonlight
3rd: you

my sweet friend tube light
ok cool cool cool darling..

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rana # 39

A good wife gives happiness and long-life to her husband. Allow me, dear, for our anniversary to wish you to share this long life with me!

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Sumit Saundekar # 1001

A deadly PJ.

What do u cal a group of farmers stuck at one place?
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KISSAN JAM!
Plz dont throw ur mobiles.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Amar Dutta # 8572

Mythology says :-
Savitri has brought his husband's life back from Yamraj.
Moral of the story :-
No one can save man from his wife, even Yamraj is HELPLESS.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bright ofori # 8260

Death is life's way of telling you that
you've been fired.
Suicide is your way to tell life, "you
can't fire me, I Quit!"

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By harshida mewada # 8565

Invitaion to all my friends 4 the "Friendship day "party on 5 aug 2012 6 pm onwards unique hall 68 th floor twin towers london. koi bahana nahi chalega .. ana hi padega

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By shubham sharma # 889

The relationship between husband & wife is very psychological. One is psycho and the other is logical.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Eyes:2 luk at frds.
HAND:To pray for friends,
MIND:To remember friends,
HEART:To love friends
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LEGS:To kick them if they dont msg U.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

Y does a man fal in luv?
Lack of experience.

Y does he break off Luv?
Lack of patience.

Thn y does he want 2 fal in luv agn? Lack of Memory...

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

Notice...

At A Church don't Leave Ur
Purse, Watch, Handbag,
Mobile & Ur Girlfriend
Unattended.

Because Others May Think It's An Answer To Their Prayers

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Miss chandni # 1072

Suppose boyz..no love 4 ..money & saying : oh darling! u're more important than money
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hhahahahahaaahahahahahahahahahaha ...D
Mere se toh nhi hota
hard to Suppose!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vishnuja Sreebhadra # 3266

There's no "I" in meat, but there's "me" and "eat", now how can vegans argue with that kind of logic?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

Urgent girlfriend needed..

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Qualification- must b the only daughter of a petrol pump owner.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

Question:
Why most of the engineering students
Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt..?

Answer:
Smooth roads never make good drivers,
Clear sky never makes good pilots
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Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt,
Never makes good engineers.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Grazie # 116

Boy secretly opens girlfrnd's mobile.

By what name has she saved his number?

friend or darling?

he fell down in shock after seeing the name.


"RECHARGE ANNA".

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By girish singh # 261

All Samsung officials
withdrawing their children
from English medium schools
b'coz the first thing they were
taught was 'A' for Apple. :P

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deep9009™ # 13

The happiest man is one whose son’s photo is on Business World Cover
Daughter’s on India Today
Girl Friend on Femina
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Wife on missing column of News Paper

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By mukesh jain # 3273

GODS are also I.T. Engineers

BRAHMA
System installer

VISNU
System supporter

SHIV
System Programmer

NAARAD
Data transfer

YAM
Deleter

MENKA
Virus!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sampath kumar # 8632

Once there was a fight between Me and a Tiger.. I Ran away.. Why? To Save the Tiger.. Only 1411 r left Otherwise you knows me..!.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By dashrat singh # 8615

MILLION COPIES OF A NEW BOOK SOLD IN JUST TWO DAYS DUE TO TYPING ERROR IN TITLE i.e.

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"AN IDEA CAN CHANGE YOUR WIFE (LIFE)":-

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

I think i'm disturbng U alw.
Sorry Dis is My last Msg &
I wil not msg U any more Gud bye
Nvr expect this frm me Im born2Dstrb u.

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Dr. Abuzar Rahan # 666

What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi.

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

I finally plucked up the courage to ask a girl out, but because I can't handle rejection, I gave her some options.

A) Yes
B) A
C) B ;)

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By abhijeet chokada # 8595

70%of college student ind world r
suffrin 4m AIDS.Caan't belive,Bt itz
true...!
AIDS:Attendnce & internal Marks
deficiency Symdrom

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By athang khobragade # 8576

Everything is fair in Love, War nd Exam
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Unfair is just the Result of above all..!!!

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sunil vasava # 8

Do U know what is D Meaning of PYAR..??
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it is a group of frnds siting around a Table in BAR..
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5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Grazie # 116


99% of my problems r solved by my friends!
Undoubtedly 100% of those peoblems are created by the same idiots!
:)

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Karthikeyan S # 8546

Men never lies if women doesn't ask questions!!

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Grazie # 116

I am looking for a bank which can perform two things for me:

Give me LOAN and then leave me ALONE.

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