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4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By kritika ranjan # 1235

LECturers keep telling us v have 2 work twice as hard as d previous semister
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wat dey dont realise is dat
0*2 is still to 0..!!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

Choosing a career is like choosing a wife from 10 girls.
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… Even if you pick the most beautiful, intelligent, kindest woman.
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There’s still pain of losing the other 9…

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

A mans feeling


it feels like a mini heart attack
when i dont find my mobile in my pocket
&
Its almost like heart fail
when i see it in my girlfriends hand .

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

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It’s Like Waiting For A Boat At The Airport…..!

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By prity kumari # 6766

similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL:
In both case people sit, waste time and writes on walls!
:-)

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

Face your problems don’t Facebook them.
Treat your issues don’t Tweet them.
Your social network may be online,
but your troubles don’t have to be!

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

US DOLLAR iz increased to 55 .. ??
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Petrol iz increased to 78..
But Thank God

Passing marks are still 40..

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By reian jain # 10

Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

New Generation driving test:
Q: what do you do at a red light?
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Ans: I usually respond to texts, check my emails and see the updates on facebook

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

70% of College studnts in d world r sufferin 4m AIDS. Can't blive, Bt itz true...!



AIDS: Attendnce & Internal Marks Deficiency Syndrom

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By vicky khan # 1025

ANY TIME
ANY PROBLEM
ANY HELP
JUST
GIVE ME
ONE MISS CALL
I will
"give u
another
"miss call"

and we"ll play
miss call miss call..:-

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Mohan Kumar # 3147

My eyes r filled with full of Tear..
My heart burned with fire.
When u called me as a ' BROTHER '.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pranav Upadhyay # 1450

In the cruel world it's very difficult to find a friend with beautiful feelings,

pure heart, smart personality and stylish looks so don't lose me.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

Heart of Boy is like a temple! Holy,Truthful,Pure…. Thats why,when boys say:- I LOVE YOU, Girls remove their slippers…!!!

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Pranav Upadhyay # 1450

Sorry for distrubing you at this time...
if you are free now...
if you in good mood now....
if you have no work...
then please delete this message.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By reian jain # 10

Every Girl Wants A Guy
Who Hugs Her When They're Watching A Scary Or Romantic Movie,
Who Gives Her His Jacket Even When He Himself Is Feeling Cold,
Who Will Always Be The One To Make Her Laugh,
Most Importantly He Will Love Her For Who She Is !
That Guy Is What Google Calls "No Result Found" ..

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pranav Upadhyay # 1450

Lab work
Experiment no: 1
Aim: to disturb you.
Apparatus: mobile.
Procedure: 1) missed call. 2) Blank message. 3) Repeat 1& 2.
Result: you are disturbed.
Effect: I am happy.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

A perfect girl
Doesn't bother,
Doesn't shout,
Doesn't flirt with others,
Doesn't lies,
Doesn't cheat,
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Doesn't exists :p

Clappinggg!!

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Boy ASks A Girl :

"How Would You Prefer
...Our Date To Be ..

A Coffee Over A Chat

Or

A Chat Over Coffee ..."

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sushma singh # 6432

Announcement in a college:
Students who have parked their vehicles in front of the gate. plz move their vehicles to the parking area!!

after 30 mints another announcements:
the 400 students who went to move 10 vehicles plz come back to the classes!


thats college life.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Main kho gya hun tumhare pyar me tum b kho jao..

Translation in English:

"I'm lost in ur luv, U also "GET LOST"

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

DHOOM 3
Jhohn, Rhritk and Amir on BIKE
Wid speed of 200km/hr
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Rajanikant overtakes them
Wid Bicycle n says
"Beta Save Fuel Use cycle":)

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

!- Merit Of Being Single -!
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You Can Change Your Imaginary Lover Whenever You Want

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can't
teach us all the subjects,
Then...
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Shalini # 904

10yr Income: Teachr-25lakh Engg-50lakh IAS-70L Dr-1cr Nirmal baba-238cr Ramdev baba-1177cr satya sai-4000cr CHOOSE CAREER CAREFULLY......Tyago ghar baar Chalo HARIDWAR

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Two Best Advices For Safe Life :
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1. Always Speak The Truth, No Matter How Bitter Harsh It Is ..
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2. Run Immediately After Saying It..:)

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Grazie # 117

A poem only for you:
Inky pinky ponkey
message reader DONKEY.
Reader very angry
Sender very HAPPY!
Inky pinky ponky
Msg reader donkey...!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

finally, its gonna be a dream come true for girls
Dreaming for a man to come on a white horse!
All thanks to the petrol price hike!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By anu cherry # 7883

I saw it with my eyes
but
couldn't understand it..
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took it in my hand
but
couldn't
understand it..!
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Thought for a long time
but
didn't understand it..
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It is not a dream..
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It is not love..
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It is not even friendship..
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It was
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"The Question Paper"

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Rebecca Rajshree # 6143

Universal truth:
We learnt that Sun rises in the east.


Fact:
Sun neither rises nor sets.Only sun rotates.
Moral:
Education spoils our Common sense.

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