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3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By reianspeaks # 163

Those who like me, raise their hands. Those who dont....


Raise their standards..

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Question for briliant
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Question is only for briliant student .
u relax..yaar..

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Grazie # 116

A poem only for you:
Inky pinky ponkey
message reader DONKEY.
Reader very angry
Sender very HAPPY!
Inky pinky ponky
Msg reader donkey...!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

Heart of Boy is like a temple! Holy,Truthful,Pure…. Thats why,when boys say:- I LOVE YOU, Girls remove their slippers…!!!

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By reian jain # 10

Girls not remain without boys.. How??
Fe(male)-male
Wo(man)-man
S(he)-he
So dont try to be alone.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By reian jain # 10

Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

It is said that,
When a woman closes her eyes,
she sees the person
she loves the most!
And

When a man does that..

The slide show begins..!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Boy Did The Mistake,
Girl Shoutd At Him,
Boy Said, Sorry

Girl Did The Mistake,
Boy Shoutd At Her,
Girl Start Cryng,
Boy Said Sorry

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

DHOOM 3
Jhohn, Rhritk and Amir on BIKE
Wid speed of 200km/hr
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Rajanikant overtakes them
Wid Bicycle n says
"Beta Save Fuel Use cycle":)

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shalini # 902

"GRAVITATION doesn't take responsibility for the people falling in LOVE".
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Said by NEWTON'S ROOM MATE

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Lalit Agrawal # 6593

The best example for incredible india is "one has to check both side while crossing even a oneway road..!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By anu cherry # 7885

I saw it with my eyes
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couldn't understand it..
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took it in my hand
but
couldn't
understand it..!
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Thought for a long time
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didn't understand it..
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It is not a dream..
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It is not love..
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It is not even friendship..
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It was
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"The Question Paper"

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By reian jain # 10

Every Girl Wants A Guy
Who Hugs Her When They're Watching A Scary Or Romantic Movie,
Who Gives Her His Jacket Even When He Himself Is Feeling Cold,
Who Will Always Be The One To Make Her Laugh,
Most Importantly He Will Love Her For Who She Is !
That Guy Is What Google Calls "No Result Found" ..

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

If couples in love are called Love Birds…
Then the ones who break up are called
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Angry Birds

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

What is *FACEBOOK*?
F=FAKE ID
A=AWARENESS
C=CHEAT
E=EARNESTY
B=(BEST
O=ONE KIND
O=OF
K=KICK)

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can't
teach us all the subjects,
Then...
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

70% of College studnts in d world r sufferin 4m AIDS. Can't blive, Bt itz true...!



AIDS: Attendnce & Internal Marks Deficiency Syndrom

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

The difference between TRUTH and LIE.

TRUTH: Is a debit card
Pay 1st and enjoy later.

LIE: Is a credit card
Enjoy 1st and pay later.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By kritika ranjan # 1234

LECturers keep telling us v have 2 work twice as hard as d previous semister
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wat dey dont realise is dat
0*2 is still to 0..!!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

A perfect girl
Doesn't bother,
Doesn't shout,
Doesn't flirt with others,
Doesn't lies,
Doesn't cheat,
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And
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Doesn't exists :p

Clappinggg!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By hnkrishnamurthy hnkr # 8539

A family comes out of an Electronic shop
Son holds "IPAD"
Daugher holds "IPOD"
Mother holds "IPHONE"

Father is holding a banner that says
"I PAID"

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By mayur naik # 3190

Dear Shamless customer, we r removing ur sms service.
Records shows that u have no outgoing sms since many days..
To retain service send sorry to this number..

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Two Best Advices For Safe Life :
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1. Always Speak The Truth, No Matter How Bitter Harsh It Is ..
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2. Run Immediately After Saying It..:)

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Mohan Kumar # 3149

My eyes r filled with full of Tear..
My heart burned with fire.
When u called me as a ' BROTHER '.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By reian jain # 10

Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
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We Tried Our Best
Can’t Say Anything Right Now!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

Face your problems don’t Facebook them.
Treat your issues don’t Tweet them.
Your social network may be online,
but your troubles don’t have to be!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rajesh Kumar # 3226

Only Rajnikant can do this…
What is Rajnikant’s E-mail ID ?
[email protected]
MIND IT :-)

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

A mans feeling


it feels like a mini heart attack
when i dont find my mobile in my pocket
&
Its almost like heart fail
when i see it in my girlfriends hand .

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sushma singh # 6433

Announcement in a college:
Students who have parked their vehicles in front of the gate. plz move their vehicles to the parking area!!

after 30 mints another announcements:
the 400 students who went to move 10 vehicles plz come back to the classes!


thats college life.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By MILAN MALE # 1394

Wifes are like electricity,
if handled with care they will light up your life,
but if mishandled will give you shocks throughout your life.

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