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2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Sign outside a photo studio:

WE CAN SHOOT YOUR WIFE!

and

ALSO FRAME YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By reian jain # 10

4 wishes of a gal: 1) To earn money without working. 2) To be smart without studying. 3) To love without being hurt. 4) Eat without getting fat.

3 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

i know 10 facts about u people

1. You r reading this
2. You can't say M without touching your lips
3. You just tried it
4. You just smiled or laughed
6. You r a boy/girl
7. You didnt realize I skipped 5
8. You r looking back at 4 & 6
9. You r liking this
10. You r reading me telling u to like it

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

The student who tops in the exams

is

"Student Of The Year"

and

the one who fails

is

"Student Of The Next Year"

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By reian jain # 10

Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are dumb, not blind..

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Being "In a Relationship" and being "In the "Hospital" is all the same...

Everyone asks -

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"Serious hai kya ?

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Difference Between School &
College:
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In School If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On Back
Bench..

But In College If You Were
Late,
You Had To Sit On First
Bench.. :)

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Dear Beautiful Girls,

Please don't wear T-shirts with long quotes.

It gives our wrong image

whenever we try reading it..!!

Sincerely,

Honest Boy

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

World is Only for Girls:

If a Girl Laughs Loudly, She is Cheer full,
But;
If a Boy Laughs Loudly, He is Manner less,

If a Girl Talks Sweetly, She has Manners,
But
If a Boy Talks Sweetly, He is Cunning,

If a Girl is Shopping, She is Trendy,
But;
If a Boy is Shopping, He is Waisting Money

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Diwali this year !! check out :p :p :p :p 1.

1 liter bottle of petrol,

2. LPG Gas cylinder (as a gift wrapped),

3. Hamper of assorted vegetables,

4. Auto rickshaw gift vouchers,

5. PVR weekend tickets,

6. Kaala Hit mosquito spray cans.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Dear hair,

I'll stop burning you, drowning you, and pulling you if you

just automatically look gorgeous every single day -_-''

Sincerely,

Girls ?

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

The national food of India.....

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'KASAM'

Girls always eats this food in every second :P

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By gautam seth # 3288

Strict Warning : Don't use Kingfisher bottles to fire Rockets. It may not "FLY" Happy Diwali

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Properly trained,

Man can be a dog's best friend...

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written on a girls T shirt...

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