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4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pranav Upadhyay # 1449

In the cruel world it's very difficult to find a friend with beautiful feelings,

pure heart, smart personality and stylish looks so don't lose me.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

What Is The Biggest Benefit of Having Girlfriend & Boyfriend In the Same College Or School, Where u Study?
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1O0% Attendance.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reianspeaks # 163

Best wishes from an Indian in 2012-

'May Ur Happiness Increase Like Petrol Price Ur Sorrow Fall Like Indian Rupee and Joy Fill Ur Heart Like Corruption In India'.

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By prity kumari # 6767

similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL:
In both case people sit, waste time and writes on walls!
:-)

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By shyam gayri # 2868

Either have a bottle of beer or fill in a litre of petrol

Choice is yours, Make it wisely

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Main kho gya hun tumhare pyar me tum b kho jao..

Translation in English:

"I'm lost in ur luv, U also "GET LOST"

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

US DOLLAR iz increased to 55 .. ??
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Petrol iz increased to 78..
But Thank God

Passing marks are still 40..

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By teena soni # 317

I want to kill the
I want to kill the
SWEETEST,
SMARTEST,
CHARMING,
ATTRACTIVE &
GOOD LOOKING Person on earth,
but then I thought my friend ....
SUCIDE is a crime

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Rebecca Rajshree # 6144

Universal truth:
We learnt that Sun rises in the east.


Fact:
Sun neither rises nor sets.Only sun rotates.
Moral:
Education spoils our Common sense.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Pranav Upadhyay # 1449

Sorry for distrubing you at this time...
if you are free now...
if you in good mood now....
if you have no work...
then please delete this message.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

I thought
I-m d only Friend of Urs.
But behind U.,
I found a large crowd.
I complained to God.
But realised..
HE too was in d Queue

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Mohammed Assain # 6233

Air And Students Have The Same Mentality
How?
Dont You Know How ?

Both Keep Turning Book’s Pages Without Reading :D

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

!- Merit Of Being Single -!
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You Can Change Your Imaginary Lover Whenever You Want

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

New Generation driving test:
Q: what do you do at a red light?
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Ans: I usually respond to texts, check my emails and see the updates on facebook

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By ankit manu # 525

I'm not single and I'm not
committed... I'm simply on reserve
for the one who deserve....

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By shyam gayri # 2868

Drink and drive should not be a problem now.

After all how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

Choosing a career is like choosing a wife from 10 girls.
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… Even if you pick the most beautiful, intelligent, kindest woman.
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There’s still pain of losing the other 9…

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pranav Upadhyay # 1449

Lab work
Experiment no: 1
Aim: to disturb you.
Apparatus: mobile.
Procedure: 1) missed call. 2) Blank message. 3) Repeat 1& 2.
Result: you are disturbed.
Effect: I am happy.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

GIRLS GETS 100% MARKS ONLY IN 2 SUBJECTS .......?
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IN MAKEUP & BREAKUP

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By teena soni # 317

Do u know how to entertain
Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples
* PRESS DOWN *
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* PRESS UP *

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Shalini # 902

10yr Income: Teachr-25lakh Engg-50lakh IAS-70L Dr-1cr Nirmal baba-238cr Ramdev baba-1177cr satya sai-4000cr CHOOSE CAREER CAREFULLY......Tyago ghar baar Chalo HARIDWAR

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By vicky khan # 1023

ANY TIME
ANY PROBLEM
ANY HELP
JUST
GIVE ME
ONE MISS CALL
I will
"give u
another
"miss call"

and we"ll play
miss call miss call..:-

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By reian jain # 10

Student's Life is Like Movies
School =Jurassic Park
Principal= King Kong.
Vice Principle = Hulk.
Teachers = Aliens.
Class guys =Planet of Apes.
Class Gals =Charlies Angels.
Syllabus =Deep Blue Sea
Exam =Mission Impossible
Copy Checker =Terminator.
Result = 2012 ..(end of the world)

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 9875288111 # 12

finally it happened......Beer & Petrol are same price....
now you have 2 Choices....
drink & walk
or
Don't drink & drive

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

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It’s Like Waiting For A Boat At The Airport…..!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By BIJU NAIR # 841

To all the girls who wear a lot of make-up:
Take it easy, it's a face & not a coloring book

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Boy ASks A Girl :

"How Would You Prefer
...Our Date To Be ..

A Coffee Over A Chat

Or

A Chat Over Coffee ..."

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Boys in school shy to sit with grls.
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in collge die to sit with grls

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By teena soni # 317

I LOVE Uttappa (In Hindi)
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I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE U
I LOVE Uttappa
more than 'DOSA' To kab khila rahe ho

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

finally, its gonna be a dream come true for girls
Dreaming for a man to come on a white horse!
All thanks to the petrol price hike!

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