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4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nirbheek doyal # 1239

Ladki ke dil ki awaaZ :

Dear Lord,
I don't want anything else from you,just bless my parents
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HOT SON-IN-LAW.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

GIRLS GETS 100% MARKS ONLY IN 2 SUBJECTS .......?
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IN MAKEUP & BREAKUP

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

I found Aaladin's Lamp.I asked him to increase all girls' brain 10 times more.He laughed & told-Multiplication does not apply on Zero..!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Boys in school shy to sit with grls.
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in collge die to sit with grls

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By BIJU NAIR # 842

If Youtube, Twitter, and Facebook were all school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By BIJU NAIR # 842

To all the girls who wear a lot of make-up:
Take it easy, it's a face & not a coloring book

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By shyam gayri # 2867

Either have a bottle of beer or fill in a litre of petrol

Choice is yours, Make it wisely

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anish MDas # 6588

What do you think,
why I sms you?
Is it because I care you
OR
I miss you?
OR
I like you?
OR
I need you?
Na…KAKa…Na
I’ve to utilize free sms package.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By kumud joshi # 1759

Wenever you fall down, never lose hope,
gather your courage n strength..jst get up n tell d bar tender....''ANOTHER LARGE PLEASE''.....

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By shyam gayri # 2867

Drink and drive should not be a problem now.

After all how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

Parents always teach their kids not to talk to strangers,
But the funny thing is that
They strictly support arranged marriage
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4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 9875288111 # 12

finally it happened......Beer & Petrol are same price....
now you have 2 Choices....
drink & walk
or
Don't drink & drive

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By LoveSove.com # 84

Combined study is the process of meeting of frnds at 1 place, where all aspects of world will be discussed except studies

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reianspeaks # 164

Best wishes from an Indian in 2012-

'May Ur Happiness Increase Like Petrol Price Ur Sorrow Fall Like Indian Rupee and Joy Fill Ur Heart Like Corruption In India'.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Q : What's The Difference Between Mother's & Girlfriend's Tears??
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A Classic Answer..
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Mother's Tears "EFFECT Our HEART"
&
Girlfriend's Tears "EFFECT Our POCKET".

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Mohammed Assain # 6232

Air And Students Have The Same Mentality
How?
Dont You Know How ?

Both Keep Turning Book’s Pages Without Reading :D

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Happy
summer season
With Great offers
Motay motay machar
Lots of makhian
&
Long time load shedding.
enjoy it & Keep crying.
H?PPAY SUMMER SEASON

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By teena soni # 319

Do u know how to entertain
Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples
* PRESS DOWN *
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* PRESS UP *

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By PARTH_JSK # 146

Leaflet on door this morning,

"ARE U AN ALCOHOLIC ???
CALL NOW,
WE CAN HELP!"

I gave them a call

It was a liquor store
"Offer,buy 1 get 1 free *beer*

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By teena soni # 319

I LOVE Uttappa (In Hindi)
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I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE U
I LOVE Uttappa
more than 'DOSA' To kab khila rahe ho

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By reian jain # 10

How Much SECRETS Are Hidden On A Cell
Phone Is Directly Proportional To
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How Quickly U Snatch It Back When
Someone Takes It.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By teena soni # 319

I want to kill the
I want to kill the
SWEETEST,
SMARTEST,
CHARMING,
ATTRACTIVE &
GOOD LOOKING Person on earth,
but then I thought my friend ....
SUCIDE is a crime

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By jeet maurya # 186

Whenever you have a problem, just sing your favourite song, you will realize that the problem is better than your voice..

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By ankit manu # 526

I'm not single and I'm not
committed... I'm simply on reserve
for the one who deserve....

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By jeet maurya # 186

Which is the 27th letter of English alphabets?
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Are you looking for an answer?
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Very Good!
Which school beta? .

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By reian jain # 10

Student's Life is Like Movies
School =Jurassic Park
Principal= King Kong.
Vice Principle = Hulk.
Teachers = Aliens.
Class guys =Planet of Apes.
Class Gals =Charlies Angels.
Syllabus =Deep Blue Sea
Exam =Mission Impossible
Copy Checker =Terminator.
Result = 2012 ..(end of the world)

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By shaffy singh # 7965

"SIT,STUDY N KEEP UR CELL OFF"




D above stunts are performed by trained professionals under controlled environments.
please DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME...

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

What Is The Biggest Benefit of Having Girlfriend & Boyfriend In the Same College Or School, Where u Study?
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1O0% Attendance.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

If U R Sitting in a lecture & other peoples Heads R Down & Urs Is Up , Tht's Not The Proof That U R'Confident' . . It jst means u dnt hv a mobile.:-.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

I thought
I-m d only Friend of Urs.
But behind U.,
I found a large crowd.
I complained to God.
But realised..
HE too was in d Queue

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