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2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By vishwa # 2640

Q: wadz most colourful thing except rainbow? a: its a smiling negro wearin a red shirt n yellow pant with ornage umbrella standin on a green grass under da blue sky

2 Years Ago | 5 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Height Of Bravery For Girls
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Moving Out Of House Without Make-up

2 Years Ago | 34 shares | By Vikas # 83

Define Girls!!

The 1 who
b4 goin out for a party,
facial,
bleach,
waxing,
hair cuting/straighting,
threading,
toning,
scrubing,
moisturhng,
done
&
put on
lipstick,
lipgloss,
lipliner,
perfume,
body toner,
body lotion,
eye liner,
eye shadow,
eye maskara,
foundation,
face powder,
rings,
bracelet,
neckless,
nail paint,
party dress,
Sandle,
Purse and
says: yaar jalde ki bajah se kuch kar nahe payi

Define boy!!

The one who b4 goin to party calls his frnd & ask :
“bhai, tu naha k aayega kya?”
Frnd reply: chal be tere bap ki baraat hai kya..
Boys alwayz rocks…

2 Years Ago | 8 shares | By Krishna # 105

Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain,
Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hain,
Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hain,
Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shoqin Hoti Hai…

2 Years Ago | 3 shares | By kaku # 2007

Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota?

Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!





Yar Khud Soch,






Socho
Yar
Socho




















Ans:SCREW DRIVER,

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By RAVI KANT # 135

Dhaniya Rs 3
Mirchi Rs 4
Aaloo Rs 5
Kaanda Rs 6
Tamatar Rs 10
Palak Rs 15
Ye sab to mahanga hai
Par SMS to sasta hai!
Phir karte kyo nahi??

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By RAVI KANT # 135

Hi dear, how r u. Howz life going? Ok listen i want ur recent coloured photograph, as i started a new hobby of collecting NATURAL DISASTERS.

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By RAVI KANT # 135

Pledge of boys:- India is our nation... Girls r our destination... Dating is our occupation... Flirting is our profession... to hell with education.

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By RAVI KANT # 135

Jaise sky ma panchi hai flying,jaise garden ma bhavre hai gaying,jaise sea me pani hai lying,vaise yar hum tumpe hai dying.But zada khush mat ho,I am lying.

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By RAVI KANT # 135

If u wanna buy a brand new BMW car worth Rs 5 crores, then log on to our website - www.chal be aukaat mein aaja.com...

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By RAVI KANT # 135

Let me
draw ur
face!

Dont
MOVE!



Nearly
finished

OK
Done!



Wanna ve
a look?

,****,
( @..@ )
"(--)" That"s why i said don"t move!

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By RAVI KANT # 135

Three Things i
LIKE about YOU
1.


2.


3.


Arey Yaar kuchh to acha kiya hota zindagi mein!

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By RAVI KANT # 135

Hello sir/madam. This is our ATD (ANY TIME DISTURBANCE ) service We excel in disturbing and irritating people at odd hrs Hope the goal is achieved Thank you..

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By RAVI KANT # 135

Mantra for prevention of AIDS:- 'Its better to try different positions with the same woman than try the same position with different women!'

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