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One Year Ago | 5 shares | By jeet maurya # 184

Question: how do you define neighbours?
Answer: people who know more about you than you know yourself.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

If U R Sitting in a lecture & other peoples Heads R Down & Urs Is Up , Tht's Not The Proof That U R'Confident' . . It jst means u dnt hv a mobile.:-.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Happy
summer season
With Great offers
Motay motay machar
Lots of makhian
&
Long time load shedding.
enjoy it & Keep crying.
H?PPAY SUMMER SEASON

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

I've decided not to
focus on my PAST
Anymore.
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So if I owe you money,
I'm sorry ... !

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PARTH_JSK # 145

India- The only country where
distance is measured in minutes
per hours
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"Bas yaar 5 minute ka he rasta hai"

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By jeet maurya # 184

Which is the 27th letter of English alphabets?
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Are you looking for an answer?
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Very Good!
Which school beta? .

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

Parents always teach their kids not to talk to strangers,
But the funny thing is that
They strictly support arranged marriage
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4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Paul 2 # 6588

I am not a bad guy...i am just look like a bad guy in front of an idiot...

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sherry # 141

If you break your promise, you cannot be trusted,
If he breaks his, he was forced to,

If you smoke, you're a bad girl,
If he smokes, he's a gentleman.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nirbheek doyal # 1238

Ladki ke dil ki awaaZ :

Dear Lord,
I don't want anything else from you,just bless my parents
with a ...
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HOT SON-IN-LAW.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By PARTH_JSK # 145

Leaflet on door this morning,

"ARE U AN ALCOHOLIC ???
CALL NOW,
WE CAN HELP!"

I gave them a call

It was a liquor store
"Offer,buy 1 get 1 free *beer*

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Meaning of Traffic Lights
now a days :

. GREEN = Go Slow

. YELLOW = Go Fast

. RED = Go Very Fast ...

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Avisha Jadhav # 2589

The lol scary moment:wen going on a roller coaster,take sum spare screws wid u & tel d person sitting ahead u...."Dude,dis came out of ur sit."

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PARTH_JSK # 145

Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..


'Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers..

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By LoveSove.com # 85

Combined study is the process of meeting of frnds at 1 place, where all aspects of world will be discussed except studies

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By babloo # 3033

Women are like fruits.
Every woman has her own unique taste and color
The problem is the men,
They seem to love fruit salad.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Now a days

Phones get "Thinner n Smarter"
And
People get "Fatter n Stupid" ...

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

I found Aaladin's Lamp.I asked him to increase all girls' brain 10 times more.He laughed & told-Multiplication does not apply on Zero..!

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By reian jain # 10

How Much SECRETS Are Hidden On A Cell
Phone Is Directly Proportional To
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How Quickly U Snatch It Back When
Someone Takes It.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anish MDas # 6589

What do you think,
why I sms you?
Is it because I care you
OR
I miss you?
OR
I like you?
OR
I need you?
Na…KAKa…Na
I’ve to utilize free sms package.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

Month b4 xam
V refer 2 foreign author,
Week b4 xam
V refer 2local one's
On day of xam
V bcum author,
"yaar tu sirf heading bata de,baki mai khud likh lunga."

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Amandeep Garg # 757

The only reason
I'm fat
is because
a tiny body
couldn't store
all this
personality!

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By shaffy singh # 7966

"SIT,STUDY N KEEP UR CELL OFF"




D above stunts are performed by trained professionals under controlled environments.
please DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME...

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Q : What's The Difference Between Mother's & Girlfriend's Tears??
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A Classic Answer..
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Mother's Tears "EFFECT Our HEART"
&
Girlfriend's Tears "EFFECT Our POCKET".

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Studying Has Two Types

1 - Hard Subjects Which
Cannot Be Studied.

2 - Easy Subject That
Doesn't Need To be Studied ...

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Utkarsh Dhawan # 712

When a GIRL thinks of her future with her boyfriend,
It's NORMAL...!!

But when a BOY thinks of his future with his girlfriend, he's SERIOUS !!!???!!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By BIJU NAIR # 841

If Youtube, Twitter, and Facebook were all school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By jeet maurya # 184

Whenever you have a problem, just sing your favourite song, you will realize that the problem is better than your voice..

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By kumud joshi # 1758

Wenever you fall down, never lose hope,
gather your courage n strength..jst get up n tell d bar tender....''ANOTHER LARGE PLEASE''.....

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sherry # 141

Love Is Like A
Game Of Chess:
One Wrong Move
&
You're Married

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