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4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

I've decided not to
focus on my PAST
Anymore.
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So if I owe you money,
I'm sorry ... !

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Finally an end on Rajnikant Tales:

Once Rajni bowled to Sachin Tendulkar and that was the day Rajni Realized he is human !!!
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CRICKET Can HAVE ONLY 1 God.!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Meaning of Traffic Lights
now a days :

. GREEN = Go Slow

. YELLOW = Go Fast

. RED = Go Very Fast ...

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By rahul sharma # 6513

The most emotional moment in a boy's life,
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When a girl says,
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"can you give me your number"
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Itni khushi!!
Itni khushi!! ? ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Navi Shrivastava # 4

? Words By a Girl... ..!!
Dear Dad,
I feel very proud & lucky to have your surname. ..




Then
Why r you forcing me to change it ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By nirmal patel # 2775

Millions Of People Write Love Letters.

But Everyone Send There 1st Love Letter Mostly To Me,

Just Imagine How Lucky I M!

Great Words
Said By

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** DUST BIN **

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Steps To Do Before
Studying

- Shut Down The Lappie

...- Hide It

And

- Pretend As If
I Don't Know
Where It Is . . .

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PARTH_JSK # 146

Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..


'Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers..

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Girl: Which Is More Important To You?

Your Life Or Me?

Boy: Before I Answer That, Let Me Ask You Something.
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Girl: Sure, What?
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Boy: You Copied This Question From Facebook ??

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Amandeep Garg # 758

The only reason
I'm fat
is because
a tiny body
couldn't store
all this
personality!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sunil vasava # 8

'Marriage is one of the chief cause for divorce...

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sherry # 142

If you break your promise, you cannot be trusted,
If he breaks his, he was forced to,

If you smoke, you're a bad girl,
If he smokes, he's a gentleman.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sunil vasava # 8

Seeing a cockroch in ur sandwich is not a problem,

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seeing a Half cokroch in ur remaining half sandwich is definity a Big problem'

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Now a days

Phones get "Thinner n Smarter"
And
People get "Fatter n Stupid" ...

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Dedicated To all Over attitude Girls:-
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Sweety! Dont be proud if every boy wants you
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Always Remember
Cheap Items have too many Buyers!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Utkarsh Dhawan # 714

When a GIRL thinks of her future with her boyfriend,
It's NORMAL...!!

But when a BOY thinks of his future with his girlfriend, he's SERIOUS !!!???!!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PARTH_JSK # 146

One of d best definitions of HOME

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Home z d place where U can scratch ur bums exactly where it itches!:-D
:-D

Stop laughing. .
It's True...

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PARTH_JSK # 146

India- The only country where
distance is measured in minutes
per hours
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"Bas yaar 5 minute ka he rasta hai"

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Dear Everyone...
Upset, Bored, Angry Or Hungry - I'm Here For You.
Sincerely,
Fridge...

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Avisha Jadhav # 2589

The lol scary moment:wen going on a roller coaster,take sum spare screws wid u & tel d person sitting ahead u...."Dude,dis came out of ur sit."

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deep9009™ # 13

Written at the reception of a Corporate Company
We don’t pay you for having “BRAINS”
We only reward YOU fro USING them INTELIGENTLY

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

Month b4 xam
V refer 2 foreign author,
Week b4 xam
V refer 2local one's
On day of xam
V bcum author,
"yaar tu sirf heading bata de,baki mai khud likh lunga."

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PARTH_JSK # 146

Now U Can Watch 'STAR PLUS' on Ur MobiLe 24hours 4 Free

Just Press
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Thank U
Keep on Watching!
Thanx 4Ur Great Suport!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sherry # 142

Love Is Like A
Game Of Chess:
One Wrong Move
&
You're Married

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PARTH_JSK # 146

Today every calender shows 1st April, 2012
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Except
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Rajnikant's calender

Rascalla Nobody Can Fool Rajni Anna.
Mind It!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Paul 2 # 6587

I am not a bad guy...i am just look like a bad guy in front of an idiot...

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By babloo # 3032

Women are like fruits.
Every woman has her own unique taste and color
The problem is the men,
They seem to love fruit salad.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

Getting Bored?
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Need some fun in life?
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Go to a stranger's wedding n scream....
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'Don't marry.'
I still love u !

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Studying Has Two Types

1 - Hard Subjects Which
Cannot Be Studied.

2 - Easy Subject That
Doesn't Need To be Studied ...

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

People think that a girl's dream is to find her perfect guy and be with him 4ever...


Crap!

A girl's dream is to eat without getting fat.!

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