2 answers given by a GIRL when she is proPOSED1 Nahi2 Mujhe waqt chahiye2 answers given by a BOY when HE IS PROPOSED1 YES2 YES
A lover gives luvA father gives protection!A mother gives life!BtA REAL FRIEND gives"A BEAUTIFULL Girl's mobile no"Prove ur FRINDSHIP
americans invented Mobile,iphone, cellphone.Japanese invented SIM Card.............Indians invented Missed Call..!!!
Seven phases of life1.Studies2.Entertainment3.Love4.Marriage567.Stop scrolling downU know Life ends after marriage
Don't repeat same mistakeBcozThere r so many new mistakes u can makeTry new mistakes each day!
ur Eyes&Think abt urslfur faceur styleur natureur smileur looksNow open ur eyesMuft m cartoon film dikhi na?Chalo ab Thnx bolo
Sign Board Outside A Repair Shop"We Can Repair AnythingPlz Knock Hard On The DoorThe Bell Doesn't Work
Diff. in GF & Wife?G-Beauty,W-DutyG-Pension,W-TensionG-Yummy,W-VehmiG-Cool,W-FoolG-Tutti-Fruity,W-Kismt FutiG-Fresh Cake,W-Earthquake
Most of the girls don't like to help Unknown Boys-ButAll boys r alwys there 2 help Any Unknown GirlMoral: Boys are very kind than girls
Great Words by a bankrupt lover:Nothing in this world is more Expensive than having a girlfriend who is totally free on weekends....
Sun makes mon shineCurent makes bulbs shineWax makes candles shineBut,im realy confusdWat makes ur teeth shine?'Harpic'or'domex'?
Why do women wear watches on their right hand&men on their left handTo see the time yaar
Diff b/w Ignorance &PatienceWen u see d mirror u don't laugh at urself dat is IGNORANCEWen i luk at u i also don't laugh,dat's is PATIENCE
1+0=11*0=01-0=1then1/0=?Dis was d question once asked to RAJNIKANTH & he said,"I don't know!!"Thats why it's declared as Not Defined
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