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2 answers given by a GIRL when she is proPOSED
1 Nahi
2 Mujhe waqt chahiye
2 answers given by a BOY when HE IS PROPOSED
1 YES
2 YES

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

A lover gives luv
A father gives protection!
A mother gives life!
Bt
A REAL FRIEND gives

"A BEAUTIFULL Girl's mobile no"
Prove ur FRINDSHIP

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

americans invented Mobile,
iphone, cellphone.
Japanese invented SIM Card.
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Indians invented Missed Call..!!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Seven phases of life

1.Studies


2.Entertainment


3.Love


4.Marriage


5


6


7.



Stop scrolling down
U know Life ends after marriage

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Don't repeat same mistake

Bcoz

There r so many new mistakes u can make
Try new mistakes each day!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

ur Eyes&Think abt urslf
ur face
ur style
ur nature
ur smile
ur looks
Now open ur eyes
Muft m cartoon film dikhi na?
Chalo ab Thnx bolo

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Sign Board Outside A Repair Shop
"We Can Repair Anything
Plz Knock Hard On The Door
The Bell Doesn't Work

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Diff. in GF & Wife?
G-Beauty,W-Duty
G-Pension,W-Tension
G-Yummy,W-Vehmi
G-Cool,W-Fool
G-Tutti-Fruity,W-Kismt Futi
G-Fresh Cake,W-Earthquake

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Most of the girls don't like to help Unknown Boys-
But
All boys r alwys there 2 help Any Unknown Girl

Moral: Boys are very kind than girls

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Great Words by a bankrupt lover:

Nothing in this world is more Expensive than having a girlfriend who is totally free on weekends....

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Sun makes mon shine
Curent makes bulbs shine
Wax makes candles shine
But,im realy confusd
Wat makes ur teeth shine?
'Harpic'or'domex'?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Why do women wear watches on their right hand

&

men on their left hand





















To see the time yaar

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Diff b/w Ignorance &Patience
Wen u see d mirror u don't laugh at urself dat is IGNORANCE
Wen i luk at u i also don't laugh,dat's is PATIENCE

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

1+0=1
1*0=0
1-0=1
then
1/0=?

Dis was d question once asked to RAJNIKANTH & he said,"I don't know!!"

Thats why it's declared as Not Defined

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