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2 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Ques: What Is Will-Power?
Ans: It's When You See 10 Notification, 20msg & 30 Frnd Reqeust, And Still You Click
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"LOGOUT"

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deep9009™ # 13

Written at the reception of a Corporate Company
We don’t pay you for having “BRAINS”
We only reward YOU fro USING them INTELIGENTLY

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Steps To Do Before
Studying

- Shut Down The Lappie

...- Hide It

And

- Pretend As If
I Don't Know
Where It Is . . .

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By reian jain # 10

Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

People think that a girl's dream is to find her perfect guy and be with him 4ever...


Crap!

A girl's dream is to eat without getting fat.!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Dedicated To all Over attitude Girls:-
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Sweety! Dont be proud if every boy wants you
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Always Remember
Cheap Items have too many Buyers!!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PARTH_JSK # 145

The day is not so far when some1 will knock at ur door

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say, Hey, we hv 7 mutual frds on Fb,
Can I come in??..

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

One day
Twitter, Facebook And
Youtube

Will Combine To Make The
Most Time Consuming Website
Known To Mankind.
We'll Call It

"YOU TWIT FACE" ...

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Tom Jerry # 975

Apple=Vitamin
Vitamins=Power
Power=Work
Work=Money
Money=Girlfriend
Girlfriend=Tension
Tension=Heart Attack
Heart Attack=Death


LE ab KHA Apple!!!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Navi Shrivastava # 4

? Words By a Girl... ..!!
Dear Dad,
I feel very proud & lucky to have your surname. ..




Then
Why r you forcing me to change it ?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PARTH_JSK # 145

Now U Can Watch 'STAR PLUS' on Ur MobiLe 24hours 4 Free

Just Press
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Thank U
Keep on Watching!
Thanx 4Ur Great Suport!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Girl: Which Is More Important To You?

Your Life Or Me?

Boy: Before I Answer That, Let Me Ask You Something.
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Girl: Sure, What?
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Boy: You Copied This Question From Facebook ??

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Alarm Clock

An Evil Device Invented By
Satan To Disrupt The Peaceful
Sleep Of Otherwise Happy Folks
At A Predetermined Hour ...

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PARTH_JSK # 145

One of d best definitions of HOME

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Home z d place where U can scratch ur bums exactly where it itches!:-D
:-D

Stop laughing. .
It's True...

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

My Girlfriend Asked Me - Facebook Or Me ?
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Sometimes I Really Miss Her...

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By aniket tiwari # 6051

Good day is not created by God,
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Not designed by Parents,
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Not prepared by U,
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Good day is created only by Britannia
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Tin tin tidin.

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Gowtham M # 8320

Once again ur msg tone will ring & u look at ur phone, expection a msg from someone special, but so sad its just this stupid old friend again who misses u....

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By nirmal patel # 2776

Millions Of People Write Love Letters.

But Everyone Send There 1st Love Letter Mostly To Me,

Just Imagine How Lucky I M!

Great Words
Said By

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** DUST BIN **

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PARTH_JSK # 145

Today every calender shows 1st April, 2012
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Rajnikant's calender

Rascalla Nobody Can Fool Rajni Anna.
Mind It!!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sunil vasava # 8

'Marriage is one of the chief cause for divorce...

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Dear Sooper Biscuit
Commercial

No One Eats Biscuit In
Slow Motion With Their
Eyes Closed

Sincerely

You Aren't Taste Good

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Finally an end on Rajnikant Tales:

Once Rajni bowled to Sachin Tendulkar and that was the day Rajni Realized he is human !!!
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CRICKET Can HAVE ONLY 1 God.!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Dear Everyone...
Upset, Bored, Angry Or Hungry - I'm Here For You.
Sincerely,
Fridge...

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

In Bed,
It's 6AM,
U close your eyes for 5 mins,
it's 7:45 :D :D

But In class,
It's 9:30
U close your eyes for 5 mins
It's still 9:31

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

Getting Bored?
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Need some fun in life?
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Go to a stranger's wedding n scream....
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'Don't marry.'
I still love u !

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sunil vasava # 8

Seeing a cockroch in ur sandwich is not a problem,

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seeing a Half cokroch in ur remaining half sandwich is definity a Big problem'

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

The Only Thing That University
Teaches Us During Serious Lessons Is. .
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Texting Without Looking

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Modern Definition 0f
" Boy Friend "

A Person Who Has To Like
All The Status And Photos
...0f His Girl Friend
No Matter
How Bad They Are . . .

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By rahul sharma # 6514

The most emotional moment in a boy's life,
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When a girl says,
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"can you give me your number"
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Itni khushi!!
Itni khushi!! ? ?

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