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3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wen u read love msg,
U Nvr think of d prsn who sent d msg,
Bt u think of d prsn whom u love d most!
Strange..Na
Saala kharcha kiska..
Aur
Charcha Kiska...:-)

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Meaningful Sentence Written On Women's Foot Wear :

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50% Off... If purchased within 10 minutes..!!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By tanuj kaushik # 8680

If the wives keep maun vrat instead of karvachauth ka vrat the husbands will automatically live longer

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wat is d other name 4 an "affair" after marriage???
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MOBILE NUMBER PORTABILITY
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'Change ur service provider vtout changing ur number'.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

newtons 1st law of Ishq
D force applied while proposng a girl by a boy is equal & opposite 2 d force applied by d girl while using hr sandal

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

According to Research-
A MAN is declared Dead wen his HEART stops BEATING and
A WOMAN, wen her TONGUE stops MOVING..

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Great Words by a bankrupt lover:

Nothing in this world is more Expensive than having a girlfriend who is totally free on weekends....

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

1. If walking is gd for ur health,d postman would b immortal.
2. A whale swims all day,only eats fish, drinks water n is fat.
3. A rabbit runs n hops n only lives 15 yrs.
4. A turtle doesn't run,does nothing .. yet lives for 150 yrs.
TO HELL WITH EXERCISE! Sleep Well eat well
Rising rebellion

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

A Kid Was Crying Very Heavily..
So,
What Did Santa Do.?
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Puts Johnson & Johnson's Baby Shampoo In His Eyes & Says
'No More Tears'..!!

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Bavneet Singh # 8679

When i dnt get ur sms, A litle pain in my heart, a small tear in my eyes, & sadness falls on my face..
This Is Called
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True & Honest
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NAUTANKI
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:P

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Who Is Better?
An Innocent girl Or A Decent girl?
ANSWER - Can't Say.
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Because...
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U Can't Compare Two Imaginary Things !!!

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Today's stupid PJ:
A woodcutter goes to a jungle, suddenly all birds started following him..
Why.?.?.?
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"THE AXE EFFECT;-)

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

The Best and the Most Daring lines on the T-shirt of a boyfriend on a date : "I love u for pleasure,
if you want loyalty,
Hire a Dog"
:-)

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Only two things change a woman's mood
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1) I love you!
2) 50% discount

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