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3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Deep9009™ # 13

My Class Room is Like a Train
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1st Two Benches r Reserved For VIP .
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Nxt Two Benches r General coach
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Then
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Last Two Benches r Vry Demanded.
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Bcz Its."SLEEPER COACH"

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

The Best Place To
Breakup With Your
Girl Friend Is In McDonald

There Are Sharp
Knives & Forks 0r
Heavy Plates
&
You Can Always Hide Behind
A Fat Kid ...

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By reian jain # 10

Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

MOM ALWAYS SAID...

"Money Doesn't Grow On Trees"

Mom!!!! Money Is Made From
Paper & Paper Comes From Trees.

Therefore Your Argument Is
Invalid

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Alarm Clock

An Evil Device Invented By
Satan To Disrupt The Peaceful
Sleep Of Otherwise Happy Folks
At A Predetermined Hour ...

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Mohit Sharma # 8534

Latest Research:
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Boys Always Remain Faitfull To
Their Girlfriend..!!
But,
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Which Girlfriend??
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That's Still A Topic Of
Research..!! :D :P

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Dear Sooper Biscuit
Commercial

No One Eats Biscuit In
Slow Motion With Their
Eyes Closed

Sincerely

You Aren't Taste Good

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By raghu raghavendra # 8364

my heart is sea.
friends are fishes.
u are my golden fish.
i will keep u safe in my heart.
if u try to escape from my heart i will fry you......

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

The Only Thing That University
Teaches Us During Serious Lessons Is. .
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Texting Without Looking

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Diljale*GR* # 9

Once again, Rajnikant thought of making a website on whatever he knows...
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Of course the site is...
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(-: ...WIKIPEDIA... :-)

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PARTH_JSK # 146

The day is not so far when some1 will knock at ur door

and

say, Hey, we hv 7 mutual frds on Fb,
Can I come in??..

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Diljale*GR* # 9

Once Rajnikanth was finding something on net nd made a few timepass website... today known as....
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. Google....
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. Yahoo....
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. Bing... ;-)

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

My Girlfriend Asked Me - Facebook Or Me ?
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Sometimes I Really Miss Her...

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Diljale*GR* # 9

World Cup 2015 Groups

Group A:
India,Pak,Srilanka, Aus, NZ, West Indies, SA, Eng, Ban, Zimbabwe, Canada Ireland

Group B:
Rajnikanth

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

In Bed,
It's 6AM,
U close your eyes for 5 mins,
it's 7:45 :D :D

But In class,
It's 9:30
U close your eyes for 5 mins
It's still 9:31

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Diljale*GR* # 9

Once Rajnikant's Pencil Broke While Writing CAT Exam.
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Guess What??
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From Next Year,
CAT Became Online!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By rahul kaidan # 3243

marriage- a 7th sense which destroy all the 6 senses and make the person non-sense.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By saurabh jain # 8535

I am so confused pl help me
if Dhrm Pita is not real father
Dhrm Bhai is not real Bro
Dhrm Behen is not real Sis
Then why DHrm Patni is Real Wife........

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deep9009™ # 13

Rajnikant addeD facebook as his friend

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deep9009™ # 13

Rajnikant can whistle in 5 diff. languages..

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Tom Jerry # 977

Apple=Vitamin
Vitamins=Power
Power=Work
Work=Money
Money=Girlfriend
Girlfriend=Tension
Tension=Heart Attack
Heart Attack=Death


LE ab KHA Apple!!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deep9009™ # 13

If rajni's PC hangs, its time for next Windows release by microsoft

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Gowtham M # 8319

Once again ur msg tone will ring & u look at ur phone, expection a msg from someone special, but so sad its just this stupid old friend again who misses u....

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deep9009™ # 13

Rajni can send SMS from a PCO.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Modern Definition 0f
" Boy Friend "

A Person Who Has To Like
All The Status And Photos
...0f His Girl Friend
No Matter
How Bad They Are . . .

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

One day
Twitter, Facebook And
Youtube

Will Combine To Make The
Most Time Consuming Website
Known To Mankind.
We'll Call It

"YOU TWIT FACE" ...

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deep9009™ # 13

Doctor after Operation & Students after Exams
Both tel the same Answer
We tried our best cant say anything right now

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By aniket tiwari # 6050

Good day is not created by God,
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Not designed by Parents,
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Not prepared by U,
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Good day is created only by Britannia
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Tin tin tidin.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deep9009™ # 13

I miss those days
When I used to type
Anna
And Google suggested to
Kornikova

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reian jain # 10

Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.

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