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One Month Ago | 15 shares | By nik nikki # 3305

Mathematics and women are similar as they both are complicated but...... maths is better since it has Logic at least....

One Month Ago | 4 shares | By Charu # 21

I never make the same mistake twice,
I make it five or six times just to be sure...

5 Months Ago | 4 shares | By Shobhit # 71

I'M SO GOOD AT
SLEEPING I CAN DO IT
WITH MY EYES
CLOSED.

7 Months Ago | 3 shares | By 9875288111 # 12

Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.

7 Months Ago | 24 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

When Words Are Not Enough To Express Your Feelings

Dont Think That You Are In Love.
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It Means That You Need To Improve Your Vocabulary :

8 Months Ago | 45 shares | By Krishna # 105

When people don't laugh at my jokes, I just assume that they're not up to my level of comedy.

One Year Ago | 38 shares | By Awadhesh # 99

Whenever I have a problem, I just sing. Then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.

One Year Ago | 16 shares | By Bhramita # 48

I try to avoid things that make me fat ...... Like weighing scales , mirrors , photographs.

One Year Ago | 45 shares | By Kuldeep # 67

A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.

One Year Ago | 37 shares | By Sakshi # 86

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years..

One Year Ago | 75 shares | By Mansi # 51

Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and other is the husband.

One Year Ago | 72 shares | By Punit # 213

A good wife always forgive her husband when she's wrong.

One Year Ago | 28 shares | By Sachin # 58

Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do. :p

One Year Ago | 38 shares | By Rahul # 87

Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

One Year Ago | 15 shares | By Arjun # 35

She is so fake that she should have two Facebook accounts; one for each face !!!

2 Years Ago | 26 shares | By Shinde # 19

God made everything that has life, rest everything else is made in China.

2 Years Ago | 4 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to Unstable.

2 Years Ago | 14 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

If People Winked In
Real Life,
As Much As They Do In
Texts....
This World Would Be
A Pretty Creepy Place ..

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Abhinav # 56

I drink to make other people interesting.

2 Years Ago | 16 shares | By Angad # 96

Last year I joined a support group for anti social people, we haven't met yet..

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