Funny Greetings

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3 Months Ago | 4 shares | By Shobhit # 71

I'M SO GOOD AT
SLEEPING I CAN DO IT
WITH MY EYES
CLOSED.

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4 Months Ago | 3 shares | By Charu # 21

I never make the same mistake twice,
I make it five or six times just to be sure...

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4 Months Ago | 14 shares | By nik nikki # 3305

Mathematics and women are similar as they both are complicated but...... maths is better since it has Logic at least....

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4 Months Ago | 3 shares | By 9875288111 # 12

Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.

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5 Months Ago | 24 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

When Words Are Not Enough To Express Your Feelings

Dont Think That You Are In Love.
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It Means That You Need To Improve Your Vocabulary :

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6 Months Ago | 45 shares | By Krishna # 105

When people don't laugh at my jokes, I just assume that they're not up to my level of comedy.

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One Year Ago | 38 shares | By Awadhesh # 99

Whenever I have a problem, I just sing. Then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.

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One Year Ago | 16 shares | By Bhramita # 48

I try to avoid things that make me fat ...... Like weighing scales , mirrors , photographs.

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One Year Ago | 45 shares | By Kuldeep # 67

A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.

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One Year Ago | 37 shares | By Sakshi # 86

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years..

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One Year Ago | 75 shares | By Mansi # 51

Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and other is the husband.

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One Year Ago | 72 shares | By Punit # 213

A good wife always forgive her husband when she's wrong.

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One Year Ago | 28 shares | By Sachin # 58

Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do. :p

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One Year Ago | 38 shares | By Rahul # 87

Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

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