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5 Days Ago | 89 shares | By Nimish # 61

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.

Premika (Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?

Santa : I love you Didi!!!!

5 Days Ago | 166 shares | By Animesh # 94

Pati aur patni ghumne gaye.
Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata dekh patni ne pati se kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji

3 Months Ago | 74 shares | By manoj kumar # 292

Santa Doodh Wale Ki Dukaan Pe Jata Hai,
Aur Kehta Hai.

Santa: Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai,
Sharbat Mein Dala Phatt Gya
Doodh Wale Ne Hairani Se Poocha:
Konse Sharbat Mein Dala Tha?
Santa: Niimboo Pani Mein

3 Months Ago | 74 shares | By manoj kumar # 292

Santa Banta Ko Gusse Se Bol Raha Tha.

Santa: Yaar, Jab Mene Tujhe Khat Likha Tha Ki
Meri Shaadi Par Jaroor Aana,
Tum Aaye Kyun Nahi?
Banta: Ohh Yaar,
Par Mujhe Koi Khat Mila Hi Nahi.
Santa: Mene Likha To Tha Ki
Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaroor Aana.

5 Months Ago | 44 shares | By manoj kumar # 292

Kya Zamana Aa Gaya Hai Dosto.
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Student 1 Ladki Ko Ghaseet Ke
School Le Jaa Rahe The.
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1 Buzurg Bole:
Isko Chhod Do Ye Khud School Chali Jayegi
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Student: Baba Ji Ye Hamari Madam Hai
Roz School Se Date Par Bhag Jaati Hai!

8 Months Ago | 27 shares | By manoj kumar # 292

Heart Attack Wali Beizzati :P

Girl To Boy: Jannu Koi Aisi Bat Kaho,
Jismei Dukh B Ho Or Khushi B.
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Boy: You R So Beautiful Aunty Ji.

8 Months Ago | 41 shares | By manoj kumar # 292

Ek Baar Santa Circus Dekhne Jata Hai.

Toh Circus Mein Ladki Ne Sher Ko Kiss Kiya.
Ring Mastar: Aap Mein Se Koi Yeh Kaam Kar Sakta Hai?
Santa: Main Aata Hoon Na,
Par Pehle Iss Sher Ko Peeche Karo.

One Year Ago | 124 shares | By manoj kumar # 292

Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Tha,
Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila
Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Tha.

Santa Ne Usse Puchha: Kya Hua?
Dost: Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Santa Kuch Sochte Huye: Saza Kya Mili Hai?
Dost: 6 Hafte
Santa: Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte
Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt
Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Dost Rote Hue: Abe Sale,
Yeh Tune Kya Kiya?
Puri Baat To Sunta,
6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Ha.

One Year Ago | 42 shares | By manoj kumar # 292

Santa Biology Padhte Hue 1 Sawal Aaya.
Badal Kale Kyu Hote Hai.
Banta - Kuch Der Sochte Hu.
Are Pagal Agar Badal Roj Dhup Me,
Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho Jayenge.

One Year Ago | 110 shares | By Neeraj # 38

Kabhi noton ke liye mare,
Kabhi voton ke liye mare,
Kabhi jat-pat ke naam par mare,
Agar hote Vir Bhagat Singh to kehte
“Yaar Sukhdev, Hum bhi kin logon ke liye mare.

One Year Ago | 8 shares | By Barun # 65

If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey…

One Year Ago | 25 shares | By Abhishek # 84

Judge – You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge – How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

One Year Ago | 69 shares | By Charu # 21

Santa ne Banta se kaha,
”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do
Aur last me likh dena, paas karke dikha.

2 Years Ago | 20 shares | By Awadhesh # 99

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

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