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Hindi Jokes Status Messages and SMS
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3 Months Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa-Main tujhe phone kar raha tha, par tera mob no bhul gya
Banta-Hatt pagal!
msg karke puch leta
Santa-Sorry yaar
dimag me nahi aaya.

3 Months Ago | 14 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ek Daaku (Lady Se): Ye Saare Zevar Mujhe De De..??

Lady: Le, Ye Le

Payal Le,

Jhumke Le,

Chudi Le,

Chain Le,

Long Le,

Sab Le Le.

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Aurat ban ja Saaale Kutte..:@ :/

Daaku:- sorry yaar

tu to Emotional ho Gayi...

4 Months Ago | 45 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Larkiyo'n Ki Specialty ...

UK: Dressing

Spain Beautiful

America: Stylish

Italy: Friendly

Brazil: Hot

Indian : Kuch Ho Na Ho
Par ATTITUDE Ki Koi Kami Nahi
Mile Gi ... =

4 Months Ago | 20 shares | By prasanta # 8971

2 sardar train ke pichhe bhaag rahe the.
1 chad gaya to train me logon ne kaha " WEL DONE"..
Sardar- Oh shit!!..jana to use tha,mai to chhodne aaya tha..

4 Months Ago | 4 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

Ek chote bche ne exam sheet pr POTTYkarke teacher ke hath me thama di...

Teacher- ye kya kia..?

Student- sir apne hi kaha tha ki jo aa rha hai wahi kr de...

4 Months Ago | 4 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Change Cannot Be Found,instead Change Must Be Brought By You.
superb Lines By Rahul(canteen Waala)
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mehrbani Karke Khule Paise De

5 Months Ago | 27 shares | By manoj kumar # 292

Heart Attack Wali Beizzati :P

Girl To Boy: Jannu Koi Aisi Bat Kaho,
Jismei Dukh B Ho Or Khushi B.
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Boy: You R So Beautiful Aunty Ji.

5 Months Ago | 41 shares | By manoj kumar # 292

Ek Baar Santa Circus Dekhne Jata Hai.

Toh Circus Mein Ladki Ne Sher Ko Kiss Kiya.
Ring Mastar: Aap Mein Se Koi Yeh Kaam Kar Sakta Hai?
Santa: Main Aata Hoon Na,
Par Pehle Iss Sher Ko Peeche Karo.

5 Months Ago | 299 shares | By kamal kumar # 8906

Santa ne Banta se kaha,
”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”

Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do
aur last mein
likh dena, paas karke dikha.

6 Months Ago | 8 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Lalia Majnu Ko Dhokha De Deti Hai.
Majnu : Tune Dil Jalake Mera Uske Raakh Kar Diya.
Lalia : Teri Ye Kurbani Bekar Nhi Jayegi
Ghar Bhaj Dena Raakh,
Bartan Saff Karne K Kam Aayaga.

6 Months Ago | 17 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Boy:"hey,

i love u,

meri gf banogi.. ??

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Grl:"hmmmm!

Apna numbr de do,

jab current bf se break-up hoga

to miss call kar dungi...

6 Months Ago | 26 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

1PagaL Aaina Dekh K Sochne Laga
Esko Kahi Dekha H
Thodi Der Sochne K Baad

"O Teri " Ye To Wohi H
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Jo Mere Sath Us din BaaL Ktwa Raha Tha

6 Months Ago | 18 shares | By Shiba # 78

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee…
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee…
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa…
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina padhe so gaya …..

6 Months Ago | 18 shares | By Krishnam Raj # 1935

Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon
Husband : Bahut Zyada
Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni
Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.

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