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3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PARTH_JSK # 145

*Sholay 2012*

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Gabbar- Are O Sambha kitne aadmi the?

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Sambha- Pata nahi sarkar mai to Ladkiya dekh raha tha...

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Kailash B # 944

Salman khan - kitne % log samajte hai ki meri
aur Katrina ki Shaadi hogi?

Pappu - sirf10%

Salman -why?

Pappu - Kyuki 90% log khud Katrina se Shaadi
karna chahte hai..:

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Horror films me Ladki ko ghar me jb kch ajeeb sunai deta he to wo kehti h- Kon he wahan?

Jaise k Bhoot bolega: Han jaan me kitchen me hu..
Pakode khaogi kya?

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By PARTH_JSK # 145

Bus Me Bhut Bheed Thi,

1 Aadmi Bola-"Lagta H Bus Me Janwar Bhare H"

Dusre passenger Ne Kaha-Bas 1 Gadhe Ki Kami Thi
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Jo Ab Puri ho gyi..

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Teacher:1 din aisa ayega jab Prithvi par Pani nahi rahega.
Jiv jantu nasht ho jayenge.
Sab tabaah ho jayega.

SANTA:Sir to kya us din tution aau...ya nahi?

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

GrL: Mera mobile hmesha ma k pas rhta h
B0Y- agr hm pakde gye to?

G- mene tmara nmbr"Batery Low" nam se save kiya h jb b tmara fone aata h ma charge pe lga deti h..!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Pappu ko girl ne joota mara..!
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Pappu:
Tum ne yeh joota gussey say
mara ya mazaq say. .
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Girl : Gussey se.
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mazaaq
bardasht nahi karta

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By kiran saraogi # 457

Girl: Aaj se hamara rishta khatam
Hum ek dusre ko sare gift wapis karte
hain......:
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Boy: Thik hai RECHARGE se start karte
hain........
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Girl: Janu ab mazaq b nahi kar sakti
kya ?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Pinky : " I Love You"
Pappu : " I Love You Too"

Pinky : kitna pyar karte ho?
Pappu: jitna tum karti

Pinky : Kaminayy
Iska matlb tu b time paas kr raha hai.!

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Santa ja rahe tha. Raste Me 1000 ka note mila.
Banta-Chalo fifty Fifty le lete hain.
Santa -Baki 900 ka kya karege?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Heller N # 2819

traffic police wala chalan book nikal k bola:
naam bol?

ladka: "trikulavatty thekkeparambli swami"

police wala( chalan book band krke): agli baar gadi dheere chalana.....

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bishnu Chhetri # 943

FOR COMMERCE STUDENTS:
Boy:-Yamraj ji mujhe Waqt se pahle kyu Utha liya?
Yamraj- Dimag mat chat... 'March me Closing hai or balance sheet match ni ho ri h....

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

marte sharabi se bhagwanne pucha koi"Antim Ikchaa??"..

Sharabi: Aane wale janm mein daant bhale hi 2 dena
par
Kidney poore 32 dena bhagwan.. ;) lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By kiran saraogi # 457

Boyfrnd:Mai Tmhari Roz Roz ki Frmaishon se Tang Aa kar
Khud Kushi'kr Rha hun.
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Girlfrnd-Bas Kro Rulaoge kya.1acha sa White Suit bas Dila do,
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13ve pe Kya Pehnungi

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