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Hindi Jokes Status Messages and SMS
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One Year Ago | 0 shares | By hemant_jain14 # 210

Girl- Aajtak tune muze kiss nahi kiya, plz karo na.
Santa- No.
Girl- Kyu?
Santa- Bade log kahte he ki aurton ko munh nahi lagate.

One Year Ago | 0 shares | By shiju # 2456

Ek Chota Bacha Bohat Dair Se Ro Raha Tha.
Uski Maa Ne Pocha
Mele Laal Ko Ka Chahiye?
Tofee
Bishkit
Ya
Doodh..?

Bacha:
Bash Ek Nai GIRLFLEND
Khubsurat Shi :->

One Year Ago | 0 shares | By John # 818

Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,

Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,

Fir Bi Uska Balance Ja rha Tha..

Kaise?

Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi Na yaar!

One Year Ago | 1 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

USA: Hamare dog Fotball khelte hai.
JAPAN: Hamare fish dance Karte hai.

CHINA: Hamare Hathi cycle chalate hai.

INDIA: HAMARE GADHE GOVT CHALAATE Hai.;-).

One Year Ago | 9 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

WIFE(seeing stars)- Btao

wo konc Chiz h jo tum Roz Dekh Skte hopr Tod nhi skte?

HUSBAND- Mai nhi btaunga.

WIFE- Bolo na plz.

HUBY- Tera MUH.. xD

One Year Ago | 19 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Boy: Tumhara Naam
Kya H?
Girl: Mina, Aur Tumhara?
Boy: Kamina
Girl: Jhut Mat Bolo
Boy: Tum 5mint Pass
Beth K Dakh Lo Tum Isi
Naam Se Bulaogi.

One Year Ago | 3 shares | By manish khatri # 3308

student[shoking]-miss jaldi police ko phone kro jaldi
miss[shoked]-par kyon kya hua????
student - vo meri pencil kho gai hai report likhwani hai

One Year Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Teacher: Tum log roj 8 ghante soya karo.

SANTA : Impossible Sir! College sirf 6 ghante ke liye hota hai!

One Year Ago | 9 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Doctor To Santa:

Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai..

Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya

Phir Aansu Ponchte Huwe
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Kitne Number Se ??

One Year Ago | 5 shares | By shaikh imad # 3289

Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.

One Year Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum mujhe dhundna.
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Agar dhund liya to hum shoping chalenge.
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Boy: Agar nahi dhunda to?
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Girl: Aisa mat kaho na jaanu main darwaze ke piche hi chupungi

One Year Ago | 1 shares | By reian jain # 10

Insult:-xD

BOY-ek ladki ko rose dete hue kaha YE RISTA KYA
KEHLATA HAI?
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GIRL-pavitra rista
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BOY-to Is pyar ko kya naam du?
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GIRL- EK hazaro me meri behna hai

One Year Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Sharma: Yaar mere Baal bhot Gir Rahe hain.
Varma: par kaise ?
Sharma: Tension Se.
Varma: kis baat ki Tension?
Sharma: Baal girne ki.

One Year Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ravan=Bhiksha de do

Lady=Ye lo

Ravan=Ha ha ha..
Main bhikshuk nahi Ravan hu.

Lady=Main bhi Sita nahi Rakhi sawant hu...

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