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7 Months Ago | 32 shares | By Vibhu # 28

Boy: Hi, Whats your name?
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Girl : ?#?Asha?
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Boy : Nice... 305, 306 or 311?
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Waise 501 ke features jyada mast hain ! ;) :P
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11 Months Ago | 75 shares | By Akshat # 41

Zindagi me hamesa 1 baat yaad rakho.

kbi kisi k dil se mat khelo kyuki DIL 1 hi hota hai

agar khelna hai to Kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.

One Year Ago | 5 shares | By Prabhjot # 94

Prayer Doesn’t Change GOD …

But

It Changes Him Who Prays …

One Year Ago | 32 shares | By Ashish # 51

Prayer is the most powerful weapon against downfall,

the most effective medicine against sickness,

and the most valuable gift to someone we care.

One Year Ago | 19 shares | By Ravi # 95

'Some Time Prayer
Doesnt Change The Situation.!
But It Changes
Our Attitude Towards The Situation,
& Gives Us Hope Which Changes Our Entire Life.
A Busy Life Makes Prayers Harder,
But Prayers Make A Hard & Busy Life Easier.
So Keep Praying
& Remember Me In your Prayers'

One Year Ago | 79 shares | By Saurabh # 14

Ek Raat, ek Chor, ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: Sona kaha hai?

Sardar: Ullu k patthe, pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake soja.

One Year Ago | 71 shares | By Shubham # 34

What is Real Love?
So i tell u a sweet Love Story...
Ek chidiya ko ek safed gulab se pyar ho gaya
Usne gulab ko propose kiye.
gulab ne jawab diya k jis din main lal ho jaunga us din tumse pyar karunga.
Jawab sun ke chidiya gulab k pass kanto me letne lagi aur uske khun se gulab lal ho gaya.
ye dekh ke gulab ne v usse kaha ke wo usse pyar karta hai par tab tak chidiya mar chuki thi...
That's #TrueLove.

One Year Ago | 54 shares | By Divya # 62

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar
garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur
chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!

Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!

One Year Ago | 34 shares | By Shiba # 78

Sardar: Station jaane ke kitne loge?
Rikshawala: 50 Sardar: 20 lelo
Rikshawala: 20 main kon lekar jaayeega?
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega.

One Year Ago | 51 shares | By Bruttendu # 123

Phool kilte rahe zindagi ke rah me

Hansi chamkati rahe aapki nigaah me

Kadam kadam pe mile khushi bahar apko

Dil deta hai yahi dua baar baar apko.'

One Year Ago | 206 shares | By Harsh # 63

Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Botal Leke Beti Thi,
Kabi 15 Minute Mein Muuh Ko Lagati,
To Kabhi 20 Mint Mein,
Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa Gaya,
Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini Aur Puri 1 Ghut Me Pikar Bola- Aise Peete Hai,
Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To Pan Thook Rahi Thi.

One Year Ago | 153 shares | By Jyotsana # 15

Hum aise aashique hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aajayegi mere jindagi me,
To Reliance ki kasam London me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

One Year Ago | 115 shares | By Arjun # 33

Badla Hai Mausam Aur Thand Ho Gayi Hai
Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Life Adhoori Ho Gyi Hai
Kya Bhula Diya Humein
Ya Mobile Mein SMS Pack Scheme Hi Band Ho Gyi Hai?

One Year Ago | 132 shares | By Abhijeet # 49

Girlfriend ka Pyaasa
Boy to Girl - Main aapse Friendship karna chahta hun.
Girl - Meri Sagaai ho chuki hai
Boy- Toh Behen banke Apni kisi dost se baat karwa de....

One Year Ago | 62 shares | By Sachin # 55

Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

One Year Ago | 57 shares | By Varun # 71

Sweet insult!! Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha
Apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
Ladka : Ji bhabhiji.

One Year Ago | 49 shares | By Rahul # 115

Ek Ladka apni #GirlFriend se #Facebook par chating kar rha tha.
Boy : hii... Kaisi ho..
Girl : fine

Boy : Yaar aisa karo tum #WhatsApp par aayo.
Girl : Sorry yar !
aaj #Activa pe aa rahi hu kal Whats pe aa jayu gi....

One Year Ago | 98 shares | By Sachin # 55

Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyun Tension Me Ho?

Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery Ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,

Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.

One Year Ago | 48 shares | By Priyanka # 56

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..... Jiski......Maine gardan utar di

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wo sala mere #Status #LIKE nahi karta tha
abb tumaha kya hoga...... hahaha....

One Year Ago | 21 shares | By Shobhit # 76

Golden words by hitler :
If u can't fly, Run.
If u can't run, Walk
If u can't walk , Crawl
But keep on going...
Wo to theek hai,,,. par jaana Kahaan hai ?

One Year Ago | 26 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 129

Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum,
Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum,
Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya,
Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum…

One Year Ago | 79 shares | By Sourabh # 106

Santa asks Banta: Tujhe ladki phasani aati hai?

Banta: Nahi..! Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..

Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..

Phir usay class mein uda..

Mam ke puchne par..

Ladki ka naam lagade..

Bas Phas Gai Ladki . . .

One Year Ago | 27 shares | By Kanishk # 25

When We Pray for Others,
GOD Listens to You and Bless Them.
So When You are Safe and Happy,
Remember that Someone is
Praying For YOU

2 Years Ago | 9 shares | By Amar # 67

What Kapil says:
Aur koi bhai bandhu
jo koi sawal puchna chahta ho..
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What Kapil means:
Aur koi bhai bandhu
jo koi apni beizzati karvana chahta ho...

2 Years Ago | 61 shares | By Manish # 74

Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan:
1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge.
2) Zalim has~has k sms padhenge.
3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo.
Besharam SMS pura padhenge.

2 Years Ago | 12 shares | By Charu # 21

The Journey of LIFE is travelled only once!
So,
Make TAUBA for Past,
SHUKR for Present
&
DUA for the Future
Because Dua is the Only Element that Changes TAQDEER..

2 Years Ago | 119 shares | By Abhay # 86

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, Vaise hua kya tha? Santa: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwaan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

3 Years Ago | 217 shares | By Nirati # 46

Jo hasaye hume wo dost,
Jo rulaye hume wo pyaar,
Jo jhuke wo dost hai,
Jo jhukaye wo pyaar hai,
Jo manaye hume wo dost,
Jo sataye hume wo pyaar,
Phir bhi dosti chod ke log kyu karte hai pyaar.

3 Years Ago | 170 shares | By Shiba # 78

Bhagwan apke sare Gam ret par likh de
Taaki wo hawa se hi mit jaye.
Aur khusiyan patthar par likhe,
Taki hawa to kya usse barish bhi na mita paye.

4 Years Ago | 168 shares | By Vijay # 37

Santa Bank me paise jama karane gaya.
Cashier: Tumhare Note nakli hai.
Santa: Tujhe kya farak padata hai?
Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!

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