Insult SMS and Status Messages

Insult SMS, Insult Status Messages
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4 Days Ago | 12 shares | By master ashu # 8729

acha ek baat batao, gadha tanhai main kya mahsus krta hai.........
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koi jaldi nai hai mahsus karlo fir batana...

4 Months Ago | 92 shares | By Deepak Singh # 548

Ladies & Gentleman...,
Aaj hum 1 ajib prani ke bare mein batayege..............
is jeev ka naam hai girlfriend, yeh aksar college mein payi jaati hai, inka paustik aahar hai boyfriend ka bheja,
inhe hamesha natak karte huy dekha jaata hai,
is prani ka sabse khatrnak hatiyar rone aur emontially blackmail karna hai,
is prani ke sampark mein rehne se tension naam ki beemari ho sakti hai jiska koi ilaaz nahi hai,
is prani se hamesha savdhan rehna cahiye......
BHARAT SARKAR DWARA JANHIT ME JAARI...!

6 Months Ago | 31 shares | By Nitin # 118

Agar Koi pyari si Larki Apko
'I LOVE U' Bole
To 3 Baten Ho Skti Hen
1.Uski Aankhen Khrab Hy
2.Ya uska diamag kharab ha
3.Ya Wo khud kharab hai. . .

6 Months Ago | 30 shares | By Saurabh # 14

Suna Hai Aapki Ek Muskan Pr Hr Koi Marta Hai,
Zara Time NikaaL Ke Aayiye To.
Ek Chuha Marwana Hai.
Bahut Din Se Pareshan Kar Rakha Hai,,'

One Year Ago | 12 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Look the sun,feel power of god
Look the moon,feel beauty of god
Look the mirror,feel mistake of god

One Year Ago | 7 shares | By hemant kushwaha # 5574

jab tum hasti ho to lagta he ki insaan pahle bandar hoga ,dekho gussa mat hona kyoki jab tum gussa hoti ho to lagta he ki insaan aaj bhi bandar he....

One Year Ago | 9 shares | By reian jain # 10

Film mein kaam karoge?
roll sirf itna hai ke 1 ladki aap ko 1 kamre mein le jaigi

Aur

Aur

Aap ko

Goli maar degi.

Film Ka Naam Hai:
“Band kamre mein kutte ki maut.”

One Year Ago | 15 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Apna hath sir par firao,
1 bar fir firao,
2 bar firao,
Chalo 1 bar fir dono hath firao,
Ab to yakin aa gaya na gadhe k sing nahi hote

One Year Ago | 22 shares | By Deepak # 109

SuraT Gori KarNe Ke 3 AaSaaN TariKe
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MuZe PaTa THa Tu Zaroor PaDHeGa,
KaaLi SuraT WaLe..
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Koi BHi FairNeSs Cream LaGa Le.

One Year Ago | 9 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Lohe Ko Loha Katta H
Hire Ko Hira Katta H
Zeher Ko Zeher Katta H


Aisehi Tumhe 1 Din Kutta Katega

One Year Ago | 16 shares | By ankush prashor # 8810

bandar ped par kyun sote h?
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Chalo jane do , yaar ye tmhara personal mamla h,

Bus gir mat jaana.................

2 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Sumit Saundekar # 1001

Aap jante hai ki is duniya ka sabse kamina insan koun hai?
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Socho?
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Ans.Is sms ka sabse pahla shabd

2 Years Ago | 11 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Solid beztiiiii...

Girl friend - Januu ek baat kahu...

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Boy friend - Nahiiiiii....

Or

thora durrr ho kr beth !!! :

2 Years Ago | 14 shares | By Divya # 90

Zoo se 3 gadhe farar ho gye
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pahla TV dekh rha he
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dusra foolball khel rha he
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teesra
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Are tum nhi, tum hamesha aisa hi Q sochte ho
wo mil hi nhi ria hai...

2 Years Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Pagal Hmesha Paresan Q Rehta He?
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Chalo Chhodo..
!t's ur Personal matter.

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By vaishnave lakshmanan # 2300

At this very moment;
1 billion people are sleeping,
1 million people are eating,
1000 people are drinking,
100 people are playing
and 1 monkey is reading my sms.

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Shaista Khan # 3392

Miss u when sun is bright
Miss u when breez is cool
Miss u a lot
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. Its not me u fool
Its d monkey in d ZOO.
MISS U

2 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Which month has 27 days?








You waste! Every month has 27 days
use ur brain atlst ons

2 Years Ago | 8 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Khubsurat Phoolon me,
Haseen Wadiyon me,
Dilkash Baghon me,
Aap jaisa
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Ek Keeda Zaroor hota hai

2 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Girl: I Like You.
Do You Like Me? :)

Boy: No.

Girl: =(

Boy: You Never Asked If
I Loved You.

Girl: Awwww,
Do You Love Me? =)

Boy: No. . .

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By nikita menghani # 7101

think you are sitting in front of computer-what computer will think ? intel inside mental outside. think you are standing in front of a fridge- what will fridge think? cool inside fool outside.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By aashu k # 753

He's got a head balder than a baby's arse.

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Dekho mere sms ka kamal



Ghanti Baji



Bweaqoof ne Mob Uthaya


ab Bewaqoof SMS parh raha hai


Wah kya baat hai...


Muskara kar soch raha hai k kis ko farward karay

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

The MIDDLE FINGER
Speaks For Itself,
But
Some People Aren't Even
Worth The Little Bit Of
Energy It Takes To Raise It. . .

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By aashu k # 753

She's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By aashu k # 753

She's been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard!

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

A Very-Very Classic Insult...

Girl: Main Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon...
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Boyfrnd: Are!!! Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya...???

4 Years Ago | 4 shares | By Ruby Ruby # 508

***Ths Msg Can Only B Read

By A Cute Person

Try Again ?

Nothing ?

Sorry I Guess Your Just Not CUTE?.

Hey !

Don?t Force It , U R Not CUTE***

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Press Down To See My Heart




Look


Mera Dil Kitna Saaf Hai








Bilkul Tumhare Dimaag Ki Tarah

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