Most Popular Insult SMS and Status Messages

Most Popular Insult SMS, Insult Status Messages
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7 Months Ago | 92 shares | By Deepak Singh

Ladies & Gentleman...,
Aaj hum 1 ajib prani ke bare mein batayege..............
is jeev ka naam hai girlfriend, yeh aksar college mein payi jaati hai, inka paustik aahar hai boyfriend ka bheja,
inhe hamesha natak karte huy dekha jaata hai,
is prani ka sabse khatrnak hatiyar rone aur emontially blackmail karna hai,
is prani ke sampark mein rehne se tension naam ki beemari ho sakti hai jiska koi ilaaz nahi hai,
is prani se hamesha savdhan rehna cahiye......
BHARAT SARKAR DWARA JANHIT ME JAARI...!

One Year Ago | 2 shares | By PAGALPANTI

Mobiles pe ek pagal virus aya he

agar 9870XXXXXX no se koi cal aye to attend nai krna
varna insan ban jaoge

Mumbai mei 2 gadhay insan ban gye hai so becareful

9 Months Ago | 30 shares | By Saurabh

Suna Hai Aapki Ek Muskan Pr Hr Koi Marta Hai,
Zara Time NikaaL Ke Aayiye To.
Ek Chuha Marwana Hai.
Bahut Din Se Pareshan Kar Rakha Hai,,'

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By shubham rathi

Girl-Do u like me?

Boy-NO (girl got sad)

Boy-y r u sad?

Girl-Coz u dont like me:(

Boy-u never asked if i luv u?

Girl-Aww!Do u luv me?

Boy-NO;)

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By [email protected]

Achha Ek Bat Batao,
GADHA Tanhai Me kya Mehsus karta Hai?




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Koi Jaldi nhi Hai

Mehsus karke Bata Dena!

One Year Ago | 7 shares | By hemant kushwaha

jab tum hasti ho to lagta he ki insaan pahle bandar hoga ,dekho gussa mat hona kyoki jab tum gussa hoti ho to lagta he ki insaan aaj bhi bandar he....

9 Months Ago | 31 shares | By Nitin

Agar Koi pyari si Larki Apko
'I LOVE U' Bole
To 3 Baten Ho Skti Hen
1.Uski Aankhen Khrab Hy
2.Ya uska diamag kharab ha
3.Ya Wo khud kharab hai. . .

2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By PAGALPANTI

Tumhara Blood Group Kya ha?
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.Urgently call karke bata
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Mere Dost ke Kutte ka accident ho gaya hai
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Doctor ne kaha kisi aawara kuttee ka khhon chaiye

One Year Ago | 9 shares | By reian jain

Film mein kaam karoge?
roll sirf itna hai ke 1 ladki aap ko 1 kamre mein le jaigi

Aur

Aur

Aap ko

Goli maar degi.

Film Ka Naam Hai:
“Band kamre mein kutte ki maut.”

One Year Ago | 16 shares | By ankush prashor

bandar ped par kyun sote h?
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Chalo jane do , yaar ye tmhara personal mamla h,

Bus gir mat jaana.................

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI

~*~ CLASSIC INSULT ~*~

When I See Your Face,

There's Not A Thing

That

I Would Change. . .

Except The Direction

I Am Walking In .

One Year Ago | 2 shares | By Midhun C R

Magic

Keep 1 MOnkey in your right side &
keep 1 MOnkey in your Left side


Then look into the mirrior

You will see extra 1 monkey in middle !!

Jus Try !

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Ashish 8574816604

A Very-Very Classic Insult...

Girl: Main Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon...
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Boyfrnd: Are!!! Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya...???

One Year Ago | 22 shares | By Deepak

SuraT Gori KarNe Ke 3 AaSaaN TariKe
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MuZe PaTa THa Tu Zaroor PaDHeGa,
KaaLi SuraT WaLe..
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Koi BHi FairNeSs Cream LaGa Le.

One Year Ago | 29 shares | By [email protected]

Khud Ko Kr le Kanjus itna
Ki Hr SmS Bhejne Se Pehle
Service Provider khud Call Kr Ke Apse Pooche-
sir Ji,
R u sure
msg Bhejna hai
ya Sending Fail Kr du..

One Year Ago | 2 shares | By PAGALPANTI

Yesterday !

I Saw You In My
Dreams ... :)

No wonder

I Woke Up
Screaming =

One Year Ago | 3 shares | By abhishek kumar

SMILE PLS:-)
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:-) today Is MMS Day.. MMS Means-MAKE MONKEYS SMILE.
I Did My Job!
Nw U Send 2 Al Ur MONKEY Frnds.
Stop Jumpin!..Start Sending.

2 Years Ago | 4 shares | By PAGALPANTI

Oopar aasman hai

Niche sagar hai,

Aur ek bander isse

Shayri samaj kar parh raha hai

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By sumit sharma

ink is red,sky is blue,a friend like u, should be kept in zoo.
dont get angry,u will find me too
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not in a cage but laughing at u.

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By vaishnave lakshmanan

At this very moment;
1 billion people are sleeping,
1 million people are eating,
1000 people are drinking,
100 people are playing
and 1 monkey is reading my sms.

3 Months Ago | 12 shares | By master ashu

acha ek baat batao, gadha tanhai main kya mahsus krta hai.........
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koi jaldi nai hai mahsus karlo fir batana...

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 9875288111

Ultimate insult..

I Iove your smile becoz..

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My favorite colour is “YELLOW”!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By vaibhav arora

Bhuto sa chehra tera
Chudeel si muskan hai
Rang tera dekh ke… rup tera dekh ke
kutte bhi hairan hai

2 Years Ago | 3 shares | By PAGALBOY

All huMan beings have 5 senses.
In rare soMe have 6th senses.
But u r d special gift of GOD
Only u have 7th sense "NON-SENSE"

One Year Ago | 4 shares | By vaibhav kohade

Collez Me Schl Ki Yad Ayi

Jwani Me Bchpan Ki Yad Ayi

Kanto Ko Chuwa To Gulab Ki Yad Ayi
or
Aj DISCOVERY Me BANDAR Ko Dekha To Teri Yad Ayi..

2 Years Ago | 14 shares | By Divya

Zoo se 3 gadhe farar ho gye
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pahla TV dekh rha he
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dusra foolball khel rha he
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teesra
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Are tum nhi, tum hamesha aisa hi Q sochte ho
wo mil hi nhi ria hai...

One Year Ago | 1 shares | By Anil Basak

Ek dog subah se saam tak bhonka rahta tha.
Bhow
bhow
bhow
bhow
bhow
bhow
bhow
bho
bhow
bho
bho
bho
haan bilkul aise hi bhonkta tha apke tarah.--)

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By nikita menghani

think you are sitting in front of computer-what computer will think ? intel inside mental outside. think you are standing in front of a fridge- what will fridge think? cool inside fool outside.

2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By sunil vasava

Rahul Mahajan's status on Facebook.

Give me some sunshine,

Give me some rain,

Now give me another wife,

That I can beat up once again !

2 Years Ago | 4 shares | By pankaj bablani

Tum duniya k un chandh insano mein se1 ho jinko dekh k unka abba kehta hai.?

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Kash

Us din

“main jaldi sojata”

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JAYANT 927 6 927
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reian jain 854 10 854
Malkit Singh Gill 840 11 840
9875288111 774 12 774
Saurabh 560 14 560
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