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Updated 6 months ago
6 Months Ago | 3 shares | By donzee shaikh # 6906

jali ko rakh kehta hain buji ko aag kehte hai jis chis ki aap me kami hain use dimaag kehte hain

One Year Ago | 2 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Yesterday !

I Saw You In My
Dreams ... :)

No wonder

I Woke Up
Screaming =

One Year Ago | 4 shares | By vaibhav kohade # 146

Collez Me Schl Ki Yad Ayi

Jwani Me Bchpan Ki Yad Ayi

Kanto Ko Chuwa To Gulab Ki Yad Ayi
or
Aj DISCOVERY Me BANDAR Ko Dekha To Teri Yad Ayi..

One Year Ago | 2 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Mobiles pe ek pagal virus aya he

agar 9870XXXXXX no se koi cal aye to attend nai krna
varna insan ban jaoge

Mumbai mei 2 gadhay insan ban gye hai so becareful

One Year Ago | 1 shares | By Anil Basak # 509

Ek dog subah se saam tak bhonka rahta tha.
Bhow
bhow
bhow
bhow
bhow
bhow
bhow
bho
bhow
bho
bho
bho
haan bilkul aise hi bhonkta tha apke tarah.--)

One Year Ago | 7 shares | By Sourav Sarekar # 1726

Animals ki khasiyat
bandar-inteligent
Dog-wafadar
aap Plz
ab Aage na padna
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Maan jao
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plz mt padho
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Gadha-wahi krta h jis kam ko mana karo.;)

One Year Ago | 3 shares | By abhishek kumar # 429

SMILE PLS:-)
:-)
:-)
:-)
:-)
:-)
:-) today Is MMS Day.. MMS Means-MAKE MONKEYS SMILE.
I Did My Job!
Nw U Send 2 Al Ur MONKEY Frnds.
Stop Jumpin!..Start Sending.

One Year Ago | 2 shares | By Midhun C R # 6207

Magic

Keep 1 MOnkey in your right side &
keep 1 MOnkey in your Left side


Then look into the mirrior

You will see extra 1 monkey in middle !!

Jus Try !

2 Years Ago | 4 shares | By pankaj bablani # 7640

Tum duniya k un chandh insano mein se1 ho jinko dekh k unka abba kehta hai.?

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K
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Kash

Us din

“main jaldi sojata”

2 Years Ago | 3 shares | By PAGALBOY # 188

All huMan beings have 5 senses.
In rare soMe have 6th senses.
But u r d special gift of GOD
Only u have 7th sense "NON-SENSE"

2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Tumhara Blood Group Kya ha?
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.Urgently call karke bata
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Mere Dost ke Kutte ka accident ho gaya hai
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Doctor ne kaha kisi aawara kuttee ka khhon chaiye

2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By shailendra chawda # 1035

Kehte Hain
Bache Kabhi Jho0t Nahi Bolte..

Magar..










1 Kutte Ka Bacha Har Bar Kehta Hy
K Is Saal "Load Sheding" Khatam
H0 Jae Gi.. ;->

2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By sunil vasava # 8

Rahul Mahajan's status on Facebook.

Give me some sunshine,

Give me some rain,

Now give me another wife,

That I can beat up once again !

2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Brijesh Rai # 205

aapke karib he to duniya bhar ke pagal khaaney chaltey hein
...aap akela mat samjhiye khud ko...
kyunki wahan aap jaise hazaaron pagal paltey hein

2 Years Ago | 4 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Oopar aasman hai

Niche sagar hai,

Aur ek bander isse

Shayri samaj kar parh raha hai

2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By vaibhav kohade # 146

A mega brain sale in U.S.A.

Newton's- Rs300

Edison's- Rs500

A.Kalam's- Rs700

&

Ur brain- Rs25,000 !

Bcoz it's fresh nd never used before...!

2 Years Ago | 3 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

New Generation's Way To Insult..

A Boy To A Rude Gal

If I Ever Wanted To Commit Suicide..

I Will Jump From Your Ego Level...

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By shubham rathi # 8458

Girl-Do u like me?

Boy-NO (girl got sad)

Boy-y r u sad?

Girl-Coz u dont like me:(

Boy-u never asked if i luv u?

Girl-Aww!Do u luv me?

Boy-NO;)

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Ashish Tomar # 1031

An insult......
Boy:- I like your teeth very much.
Grl (smiled n said) oh really! why?
Boy: coz "Yellow" is my favourite color.

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By JAYANT # 6

Aj Dogs Day hy,


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Too samjh gaya na me ne tujhe Q msg kia hy?







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Isi liay to me kehta hun,

mere dost k pas KUTTA dimag hy ishare me smjh jata hy...

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By JAYANT # 6

COMPUTER YUG ME BANDRO NE BAHUT TARAKI KARLI HAI, ABHI DEKHNA EK NIRALA BANDER HATH ME MOBILE PAKAD KAR KITNE MAST ANDAJ SE SMS PAD RAHA HAI

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By JAYANT # 6

Breaking News:

Siyasat Daano Ki Jaale Degriyan Hoti Hain Magar

Asif Z*rdari Ka Birth Certificate Jali Nikal Aaya Hai.

-Express News-

"Har Harami Par Nazar".

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By sumit sharma # 4441

ink is red,sky is blue,a friend like u, should be kept in zoo.
dont get angry,u will find me too
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not in a cage but laughing at u.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By vaibhav arora # 4822

Bhuto sa chehra tera
Chudeel si muskan hai
Rang tera dekh ke… rup tera dekh ke
kutte bhi hairan hai

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By chahat ghate # 4247

height of insult:


a boy msgd hos AIEEE rank to his frnd..

frnd's reply:


"oye tune naya number kab liya?? "
:D

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pranky sharma # 2391

Winter comes again and again. Summer comes again and again, but a person like u never comes again and again because God never makes a mistake again and again.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

~*~ CLASSIC INSULT ~*~

When I See Your Face,

There's Not A Thing

That

I Would Change. . .

Except The Direction

I Am Walking In .

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 9875288111 # 12

Ultimate insult..

I Iove your smile becoz..

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My favorite colour is “YELLOW”!!

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By PAGALBOY # 188

Actually I want to kill you,
Becoz
u are
Not
Messaging me.
Y
BUT

I can't,
According
to
Section
340/B/Wildlife act

Killing Monkeys
is
a crime.

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