jab tum hasti ho to lagta he ki insaan pahle bandar hoga ,dekho gussa mat hona kyoki jab tum gussa hoti ho to lagta he ki insaan aaj bhi bandar he....
Film mein kaam karoge?roll sirf itna hai ke 1 ladki aap ko 1 kamre mein le jaigiAurAurAap koGoli maar degi.Film Ka Naam Hai:“Band kamre mein kutte ki maut.”
Lohe Ko Loha Katta HHire Ko Hira Katta HZeher Ko Zeher Katta HAisehi Tumhe 1 Din Kutta Katega
Aap jante hai ki is duniya ka sabse kamina insan koun hai?..Socho?..........Ans.Is sms ka sabse pahla shabd
Pagal Hmesha Paresan Q Rehta He???????Chalo Chhodo..!t's ur Personal matter.
At this very moment;1 billion people are sleeping,1 million people are eating,1000 people are drinking,100 people are playingand 1 monkey is reading my sms.
Miss u when sun is brightMiss u when breez is coolMiss u a lot.. Its not me u foolIts d monkey in d ZOO. MISS U
Girl: I Like You.Do You Like Me? :)Boy: No.Girl: =(Boy: You Never Asked IfI Loved You.Girl: Awwww,Do You Love Me? =)Boy: No. . .
think you are sitting in front of computer-what computer will think ? intel inside mental outside. think you are standing in front of a fridge- what will fridge think? cool inside fool outside.
The MIDDLE FINGERSpeaks For Itself,ButSome People Aren't EvenWorth The Little Bit OfEnergy It Takes To Raise It. . .
A Very-Very Classic Insult... Girl: Main Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon... . . . . . Boyfrnd: Are!!! Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya...???
She's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard
Dekho mere sms ka kamalGhanti BajiBweaqoof ne Mob Uthayaab Bewaqoof SMS parh raha hai Wah kya baat hai...Muskara kar soch raha hai k kis ko farward karay
Press Down To See My HeartLookMera Dil Kitna Saaf HaiBilkul Tumhare Dimaag Ki Tarah
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