Tumhari aankhe chanda k saman,Tumhara chehra chanda k saman,Tumhare nak bal kan sab chanda k saman,Kyoki chanda hai mere Bhaish ka naam.
I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can’t send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I’m sending you just 1 joke . . . “You are so beautiful”..........
jb teri yaad aati he to tera sms padh leti hu,jb tuje dekhna ho to aankhen bandh kar leti hu,jb teri aavaj sunni ho to raste me kutte ko,lat mar deti hu....
Some one.......miss u......needs u.......worry s about u....lonely without u....guess who....? monkey in the zoo...Ha Ha Ha
ARZKiYAHAiSandaas kpani metairta huaGU,ZARA GAURFARMAiYEGASandaas kpani metairta huaGU,GU se yaad aaya,Kaisa hai re TU ??
Sleeping duration For women 5 hrs For men 6 hrs For children 7 hrs For monkey 8 hrs Hello my dear u r 8 hrs is over get up
Hey DudeA Piece Of AdviceFor You ... !!Never Think Yourself As An Ugly PersonAlways ConsiderYourself A Beautiful Monkey...... =P ;->
Kya apke seeng hai???check karo?kya huanahi haiDon't disappointkoi baat nahi.Dil chhota mat karo...kisi bhi gadhe ke nahi hote ha..ha..ha.
U have a brain disease. Your brain is in 2 parts, left and right. Left brain has nothing right in it and right brain has nothing left in it.
Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AQAL HO NA HO"
Khoty Ki 4 Tangeen I'm Right Na? Ok Ghorry Ki 4 Tangeen I'm Right Na? Ok Kuttay Ki 4 Tangeen . . Aap Ki 2 Tangeen. Ye baat Kuch Samajh Main Nahi Aati.
Ek Kutta subah se sham takbhonkta raha bao baobaobaobaobaobaobao baobaobaobao bao baobao…Vo to bechara kutta hai,tum kyu bhonk rahay ho ?
an i Have a pictures of yours?.............actually, The thing is that i have started a new hobby.collecting photography of “natural disaster” ;->
Life's like a movie!If u r sad- DRAMA,If u r afraid- SUSPENSE,If u r angry- ACTION,If u look in mirror- COMEDY!..Now u r smiling!That's- HORROR!! ;-)
Sweet in your speech......Purity in your heart .......Peace in your eyes .......Strength in your hands ....But why clay in your head?
My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected....... Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.
Think u r sitting in front of computer,what will computer think...?....'Intel inside...,'mental outside..'
ek bandar apni maa se kheta hai-maa main kitna badsoorat hoo?ispe uski maa kheti hai beta tu toh phir bhi tikh hai zara use dekh jo sms pad raha hai.
Dear i want 2 ask u 1 thing. Dis is my long time qustn since i strtd talkin 2u. Ans me sincerely.Dnt get angry pls U look like monkey or monkey look like u;-) said na dont get angry...!
Kia Aap k Sur Par Seengh Hain???Just Check ItNahi Hain??NahiR u Sure??YesKoi baat Nahi Gadhay k bhi nahi hotay
Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz... I need a person for just time pass
WARNING!cell phone emits dangerous radiations which causes brain cancer ..!!ButHow lucky u r?..!?No Brain??No Tension?
Koi bKuch bKhane ko deMat Khana PLZIdhar-Udhar Nigah raknaKyukiGoverment ne Kutta mar muhim Start ki hai
Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz... I need a person for just time pass....
Look at d sun u can feel d power of god Look at d moon u can feel d beauty of god Look at d mirror u can feel d mistake of god
AAP NE KISI MURAKH KO DEKHA HAI.........DO MIN WAIT....KARO............AAINA DEKHO PATA CHAL JAYEGA.HA HAHAHAHA HA
Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hy..§unflower Jitna Peela Hy..Paani Jitna Geela Hy..Aap ka §crew Utna Hi Dheela Hy..;->
ive won a trip for me and 50 mates for 2 weeks aboard a luxury yacht in fiji, inclusive with ?1500 each speandin money.........can you feed my dog while i'm gon?
Haridwar main BABA ka Mela laga hua hain Prasad main Kambal bate ja rahe hain. Kisi our ko mat batana ye sms sirf selected BHIKARIYO KO bheja ja raha hain.
baba ke dharshan karlokya hua,dharshan nahi huekyuki gadho ko ye dikhaye nahi dhete
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