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One Year Ago | 1 shares | By Raj # 2378

Tumhari aankhe chanda k saman,
Tumhara chehra chanda k saman,
Tumhare nak bal kan sab chanda k saman,
Kyoki chanda hai mere Bhaish ka naam.

One Year Ago | 1 shares | By KUMAR # 167

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”..........

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By sonya # 295

jb teri yaad aati he to tera sms padh leti hu,
jb tuje dekhna ho to aankhen bandh kar leti hu,
jb teri aavaj sunni ho to raste me kutte ko,
lat mar deti hu....

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Pranky sharma # 2391

Some one.......miss u......needs u.......worry s about u....lonely without u....guess who....? monkey in the zoo...Ha Ha Ha

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By vishal # 2599

ARZ
KiYA
HAi

Sandaas k
pani me
tairta hua
GU,
ZARA GAUR
FARMAiYEGA


Sandaas k
pani me
tairta hua
GU,









GU se yaad aaya,











Kaisa hai re TU ??

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sangeeta # 137

an i Have a pictures of yours?
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actually, The thing is that i have started a new hobby.
collecting photography of “natural disaster” ;->

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By PRIYANK GOR # 176

AAP NE KISI MURAKH KO DEKHA HAI..
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DO MIN WAIT....
KARO..
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AAINA DEKHO PATA CHAL JAYEGA.

HA HA
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HA
HA HA

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By aarnie # 521

Kia Aap k Sur Par Seengh Hain???

Just Check It

Nahi Hain??

Nahi

R u Sure??

Yes

Koi baat Nahi Gadhay k bhi nahi hotay

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By vivekus10 # 1672

ive won a trip for me and 50 mates for 2 weeks aboard a luxury yacht in fiji, inclusive with ?1500 each speandin money.........can you feed my dog while i'm gon?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By vivekus10 # 1672

U have a brain disease. Your brain is in 2 parts, left and right. Left brain has nothing right in it and right brain has nothing left in it.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By munna # 170

My eyes detected

My heart reacted

Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By lrs # 1384

Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hy..

§unflower Jitna Peela Hy..

Paani Jitna Geela Hy..

Aap ka §crew Utna Hi Dheela Hy..
;->

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Udit Maheshwari # 103

Koi b
Kuch b
Khane ko de

Mat Khana PLZ

Idhar-Udhar Nigah rakna

Kyuki

Goverment ne Kutta mar muhim Start ki hai

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By lrs # 1384

Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!





Never Think Yourself As An Ugly Person











Always Consider
Yourself A Beautiful Monkey...... =P ;->

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By munni # 1900

ek bandar apni maa se kheta hai-maa main kitna badsoorat hoo?ispe uski maa kheti hai beta tu toh phir bhi tikh hai zara use dekh jo sms pad raha hai.

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By ankitsardana # 637

Ek Kutta subah se sham tak
bhonkta raha bao baobaobao
baobaobao
bao baobaobao
bao bao baobao…
Vo to bechara kutta hai,
tum kyu bhonk rahay ho ?

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Nokia # 214

Look at d sun u can feel d power of god
Look at d moon u can feel d beauty of god
Look at d mirror u can feel d mistake of god

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nokia # 214

Sleeping duration
For women 5 hrs
For men 6 hrs
For children 7 hrs
For monkey 8 hrs
Hello my dear u r 8 hrs is over get up

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhavna Sharma # 128

Life's like a movie!
If u r sad- DRAMA,
If u r afraid- SUSPENSE,
If u r angry- ACTION,
If u look in mirror- COMEDY!
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Now u r smiling!
That's- HORROR!! ;-)

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Avnish # 624

Kya apke seeng hai?


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check karo

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kya hua


nahi hai

Don't disappoint
koi baat nahi.Dil chhota mat karo...
kisi bhi gadhe ke nahi hote ha..ha..ha.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By akhu # 5001

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By SACHIN # 5669

Sweet in your speech......



Purity in your heart .......


Peace in your eyes .......

Strength in your hands ....

But why clay in your head?

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Dev # 4408

Haridwar main BABA ka Mela laga hua hain
Prasad main Kambal bate ja rahe hain.
Kisi our ko mat batana ye sms sirf selected
BHIKARIYO KO bheja ja raha hain.

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By mahesh # 3544

WARNING!
cell phone emits dangerous radiations which causes brain cancer ..!!
But
How lucky u r?..!
?No Brain?
?No Tension?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By juvii # 5054

Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AQAL HO NA HO"

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Mithun Saha # 178

Think u r sitting in front of computer,
what will computer think...?
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'Intel inside...,
'mental outside..'

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sandeep # 3902

baba ke dharshan karlo

























kya hua,

dharshan nahi hue


kyuki gadho ko ye dikhaye nahi dhete

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By KUMAR # 167

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass....

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PSB # 331

Khoty Ki 4 Tangeen
I'm Right Na?

Ok

Ghorry Ki 4 Tangeen
I'm Right Na?

Ok

Kuttay Ki 4 Tangeen

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Aap Ki 2 Tangeen.
Ye baat Kuch Samajh Main Nahi Aati.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By aji # 148

Dear i want 2 ask u 1 thing. Dis is my long time qustn since i strtd talkin 2u. Ans me sincerely.Dnt get angry pls U look like monkey or monkey look like u;-) said na dont get angry...!

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