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10 Months Ago | 1 shares | By niks # 332

Itni asani se nahi paya tha apko,
zamane se ladkar apnaya tha apko,
apko kya pata kitne jatan kar hamne,
INTERNATIONAL ZOO se churaya tha aapko.

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By sanvoo # 1140

JAB BHI TUJHE DEKHTA HU BAS




2 HI LINES YAAD AATI HAIN




BHOOT PISAACH NIKAT NAHI AAYE,
MAHAVEER JAB NAAM SUNAYE

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By abi # 1717

I read a news that due 2 thunder a monkey is injured. If u r safe SMS me.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By goldi # 734

Scientific Question For U.. How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain,,.. Simple.. Direction Of Liquid Is Always Towards The EMPTY SPACE.. HaHaHa

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By vimal # 381

Gadha ghaans kio kahata hey ??

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challoo choroo It’s ur personal metter…..

Tumhari marzi kuch bhi khaooo……………

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By JITU # 402

21st Century Is Truly LIFELESS:
Communication: WIRELESS
Cooking:FIRELESS
Youth:JOBLESS
This Msg: MEANINGLESS
Sender:PRICELESS
Reader:USELESS

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By atul # 3880

A MAN IS WAITING FOR WOMEN
MOTHER FOR CHILDREN.
BUSINESS MAN FOR CUSTOMER
FARMERS FOR CROPS.
ONE MONKEY IS WAITING TO READ MY SMS... eHE eHEE HEE

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By AKKK # 829

Do you want to go to USA
Here’s a chance for you
Mr Obama is waiting for you
To be in white house
Get ready
Because
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He’s in search of a dog
For his daughter!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By pradeep # 2457

do u remembr ur childhod? wen u went to a toy shop nd asked shopkeper-Ancle hw much cost of dat monkey?...nd shop keper rply-that is a mirror my child..

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By piklu # 1636

A magic-om gilli gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra ka dabra.. Noticed any change in u? No! tantrik theek kehta tha.Bandar par ye jadu nahin hota...?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sweet # 8051

tarif k kabiil hum kaha, charcha to aapki chalti h, bhagvan ka diya sab kuch h apke paas bas ek sing or punch ki kami khlti h.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Asif # 7190

touch ur heart, u will feel the rhythm of ur heartbeat.
touch ur head u will feel the rhythm of empty pot.tin...tin..

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By ali # 5296

hello imran tumhara kya hall hai mujay jeldi jeldi batao meray pass itna fazool waqat nahi hai kay main tum say baat kerta rahoon

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By JITU # 402

Agar Tum Pakistani Cricket Team K Coach Ban Jao To Phir Kya Ho Gha?

Saarey Player Darakhton Pe Chard Kar Khelein Ghey

Bandar Coach Ho Gha To Yehi Ho Gha Na

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By samita # 386

aap aise DON ho jiske paas har taale ki CHABI hai...
boleto??? DON+KEY= DONKEY

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By roop # 160

One MMS recieved

Name: Video Clip

Time: 2 Mins 35 Seconds

Starting now...

Loading..

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Mobile ki auqaat dekhi hai? Video dekhay ga

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By vimal # 381

I Like Grapes

Bcoz Its Boneless.

And I Like u

Bcoz…

u r Brainless

Ha..Ha..Ha..

Felt bad?

Cum‘on yar,

Its just A

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Fact.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Malkit Singh Gill # 11

Diff b/w ignoranace n patience?
when u see the mirror u dont laugh at urself that is IGNORANACE
when i look at u i also dont laugh that called PATIENCE:-)

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By rahul # 6873

Today i saw a person
looking exacly like you.
I accidently called ur name.
But that person therw away the banana and jumped on another tree.

R U Twins ????

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reenu # 4300

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By gun # 433

Dheeru Bhai Ambani
Ka Aakhri Sapna Tha..
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Ki Har Bhikari K Hath Me Mobile Ho
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Aur Aaj Tumne Vo Sapna Pura Kar diya

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By anu # 724

paani main kashti
kashti main car
wah wah

pani main kashti
kashti mian car

sms parhnay wala..



monkeys ka sardar

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By piklu # 1636

Ill ask a que U should answer only by saying yes or no.Here is the que... Do ur parents know that u r a mental patient???

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By samita # 386

Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se Milti Hai
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Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se Milti Hai
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To Is Ma?n Gadhay Ki Kya Ghalti Hai

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By preethi # 1836

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By vimal # 381

Take a bowl…
fill it with grapes
Put ur hand in it..
Go in front of the mirror…
U know what ull find???
Langur ke haath mein angoor

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By JITU # 402

Cheel Uri..

Kaw_wa Ura..

Maina Uri..

Gadha Ura..

Ooopppps

Sorry Yar Jalde Mein Main Ne Aap Ko Bhi Ura Diya . . . . :->

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By rishu # 448

Socha tumhe chaand kahu…
Par usame bhi daag hai,
Socha tumhe sooraj kahu…
Par usame bhi aag hai,
Phir socha tumhe bandar kahu…
Par… usame bhi dimaag hai.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sanjeev' says # 2088

Vodafone walo ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa.
Ab vo monkey se add karvana chahte hai.
Tumhe meri dosti ki kasam wada karo tum nahi
Jaoge.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By anupam # 997

Love+ship=Titanic
Dinosar+Forest=Jurasic park
Arnold+Gun=Terminator
U+ur smile=The mummy returns

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