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2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sushant # 460

khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga confusion ka moment ayya hoga ,kabhi monkey to kabhi donkey banaa chaha hoga , end main dono ka mixture pasand ayya ho ga.

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By drago # 371

Sibbi ki garmi ki kasam...


Murree ki sardi ki kasam...


Musharaf ki vardi ki kasam...


Adnan Sami ki charbi ki kasam...



"U r Very FooL . .

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By arunking007 # 4768

which is the painful way of death? Poison, Murder, Accident!, Tsunami!!! DOnt worry. its simple very very simple. ''ur smile''. Good evening.

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By mohamed razal # 501

Superman is Flying
Spiderman is Jumping
Batman is Running
Hitman is Fighting
Gentleman is Sending SMS
Douberman is reading SMS
HaHaha.

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By shiju # 2456

A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

GF(After Opening)

What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?

BF : U Wanted Stars Na?

Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By kamal uddin # 2909

Jab Apko uparwale Ne Banaya Hoga,
Tab Usko Bhi Bahut Mazaa Aya Hoga.
Hasi Di Bachon Wali,
Surat Di Bholi Bhali,
Mizaaz Diya Cool,
aur Dimaag gaya bhool..!!

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By ammu # 653

Plz Dont Neglect This
Msg

A Poor Boy
Suffering Frm Mental
Disorder Needs Shock
Treatment
Plz Send Ur Photo
So That
He Gets The
PROPER SHOCK

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By mohamed razal # 501

Cellphone using is very Dangerous
&
It damages the Brain




But,


U R so Lucky,

No Brain.!

No Damage.!

No Problem.!!!
-=-
Gud Afternoon

2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Rockky # 522

Dog1: main is area me naya hun, mujhe yahan k kutton k sardar se milna hei,

Dog2: shh..chup.!Awaz mat karo Boss msg padh raha hai!!

2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By riya luthra # 716

Jab tum haste ho toh lagta hai insan phele bandar tha.

Ab gussa mat karo,kyunki jab tum gussa krte ho toh lagta hai insan ab bhi bandar hai.

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By raaz # 7670

KAYA TUM UD SAKTE HO?KAYA SANJIVANI BUTI LA SAKTE HO?
KAYA SINA CHEER K DIKHA SAKTE HO?
NAHI NA.BETA KEWAL SHAKAL BANDAR JAISI HONE SE KOI HANUMAAN NAHI HOTA

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By ash # 1965

chubby cheeks, dimple chin,
browny lips,
tiny eyes and rose tongue. actually i was pointing out the similarities between u and 'hutch dog'. great...r u twins..

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By vishal Jain # 224

Ha
HaHa
HaHaHa
HaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHaHa


Nothing,
I suddenly remembered ur face..?
Oh my god..?
Wat a funny creation..

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Sucheta # 98

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rajat # 17

You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rana # 39

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sourabh # 106

Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Chandan # 83

I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Mansi # 51

Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Akshat # 42

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Retasha Sharma # 114

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhawesh # 46

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not...

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhramita # 48

Why don't you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Priyanka # 55

You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kapil # 50

Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 101

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up my life...

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saurabh # 14

Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saket # 15

Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhawesh # 46

Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 101

Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.

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