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2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By bharat 9867148938 # 161

Sharaab bani to maikane bane.
Husn bana to deewane bane.
Kucch to hai aap mein,
Yun hi nahin paagal khane bane!

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By bharat 9867148938 # 161

Ajib hai nakhre tere, ajib hai tera style.
Naak pochhne ki tameez nahin, aur haath mein hai mobile!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Aditi # 20

Hello,
U R So,
art!
S art!
m
s art!
m
s art!
s artm!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
SORRY,
this doesn''t fit u...

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Kalika # 49

U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Gazal # 26

Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Awadhesh # 99

Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nimish # 61

No visits...
no calls..

no sms's...

no letters...

no missed calls..

I'm worried...

kya hua zoo waalon ne
dobara pakad liya kya?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Harish # 28

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinav # 56

Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 87

Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepak # 44

Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jyoti Sharma # 88

Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saket # 15

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vikas # 80

Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya

Kaisa hai tu..!!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Arjun # 35

He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charu # 21

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charan # 23

main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz
"MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepshikha # 112

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I''m
J - JOKING

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Priyanka # 73

Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule...
Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhramita # 48

Hum chahain aap ko
Aap chahain kisi aur ko
Aap jise chahain khudha karay
Woh chahain kisi aur ko

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pramod # 64

he animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn''t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vibhu # 30

Look who''s talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Richa # 59

Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saket # 15

R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me now.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kunal # 27

Brother: Why do you smell funny?
You: It''s called Soap - don''t think you''ve ever smelt it before...

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Amar # 69

Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there .

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anika # 77

Disturbing you...
new software has been introduced. Any 2 persons having it in their mobiles can send free SMS 2 each other.
To install it in ur mobile follow instructions otherwise ur mobile may be damaged. Press Down
Press Up
Wrong key pressed,Ur Mobile damaged

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Aditi # 20

Kamaal tere nakhrey,
kamaal tera style hai,
Muh dhoney ki tameez nahin
Aur haath mey mobile hai?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepak # 44

Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

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