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3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By samita # 386

aap aise DON ho jiske paas har taale ki CHABI hai...
boleto??? DON+KEY= DONKEY

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhavna Sharma # 128

Life's like a movie!
If u r sad- DRAMA,
If u r afraid- SUSPENSE,
If u r angry- ACTION,
If u look in mirror- COMEDY!
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Now u r smiling!
That's- HORROR!! ;-)

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By rahul # 6873

Today i saw a person
looking exacly like you.
I accidently called ur name.
But that person therw away the banana and jumped on another tree.

R U Twins ????

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By munni # 1899

ek bandar apni maa se kheta hai-maa main kitna badsoorat hoo?ispe uski maa kheti hai beta tu toh phir bhi tikh hai zara use dekh jo sms pad raha hai.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By samita # 386

Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se Milti Hai
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Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se Milti Hai
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To Is Ma?n Gadhay Ki Kya Ghalti Hai

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By rishu # 448

Socha tumhe chaand kahu…
Par usame bhi daag hai,
Socha tumhe sooraj kahu…
Par usame bhi aag hai,
Phir socha tumhe bandar kahu…
Par… usame bhi dimaag hai.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sanjeev' says # 2088

Vodafone walo ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa.
Ab vo monkey se add karvana chahte hai.
Tumhe meri dosti ki kasam wada karo tum nahi
Jaoge.

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Nokia # 211

Look at d sun u can feel d power of god
Look at d moon u can feel d beauty of god
Look at d mirror u can feel d mistake of god

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By abi # 1717

I read a news that due 2 thunder a monkey is injured. If u r safe SMS me.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By lrs # 1383

Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hy..

§unflower Jitna Peela Hy..

Paani Jitna Geela Hy..

Aap ka §crew Utna Hi Dheela Hy..
;->

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By atul # 3880

A MAN IS WAITING FOR WOMEN
MOTHER FOR CHILDREN.
BUSINESS MAN FOR CUSTOMER
FARMERS FOR CROPS.
ONE MONKEY IS WAITING TO READ MY SMS... eHE eHEE HEE

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nokia # 211

Sleeping duration
For women 5 hrs
For men 6 hrs
For children 7 hrs
For monkey 8 hrs
Hello my dear u r 8 hrs is over get up

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sweet # 8051

tarif k kabiil hum kaha, charcha to aapki chalti h, bhagvan ka diya sab kuch h apke paas bas ek sing or punch ki kami khlti h.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By lrs # 1383

Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!





Never Think Yourself As An Ugly Person











Always Consider
Yourself A Beautiful Monkey...... =P ;->

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