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2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Priyanka # 75


sham hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai
toote khwaboo ke siwa kush na pass hota hai
tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
bandar jab koi ass paas hota hai.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Md # 49

Who bole” mahfil mai kahi hamare joote kho gaye Ab hum gher kaisa jaye ga,
hamai kaha ap shayri shuru Ker di jia itna aye ga count nehi kiya jaye ga”

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By [email protected] # 120


i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay
aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay
quen k jahaan b jao gay gay
loag kahain chal chal agay ho.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhishek # 82

Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there .

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 99

he animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn''t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kuldeep # 68

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho…
Kuchh nahin yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Md # 49

Sms Meray Dost ko "Hello" kehna
"Save" karay to Thnxs Kehna
Mujhe yaad kara to kehna"I miss u 2"
Delete kernay laga to kas ka thaper marna or kehna
"paisay lagay hai"

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 18

BUMPER OFFER Send me sms & win10 lak ki car ka photo,29" tv ka box,Dubai jane wale plane ko TA-TA karne ka mokaaur,hmare sath DINNER,woh bhi aap k ghar per

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Agha # 108

Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Gazal # 29


Arz kiya hai...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Monalisa # 72

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vibhu # 27

Kia la ker aye thy
Kia la ker jao ga
Mujhe sms nehi ker ka
Kitna paisa batachao ga
Itna paisa batcha ker ka
Bachat ka lia mobile mai
CNG lag wao gay

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Monalisa # 72

Mobile repair kerna wala ko loose motion ho jaye To who dr ko kaisa explain kara ga Dr. subah sa missed calls arehi hai out going mai taqleef ho rehi hai Subah san aye naye ringtones baj rehi hai aur pait mai balance nehi batch raha Jitna bhi recharge kerta ho utna kharch ho raha hai.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Divya # 90

new software has been introduced. Any 2 persons having it in their mobiles can send free SMS 2 each other.
To install it in ur mobile follow instructions otherwise ur mobile may be damaged. Press Down
Press Up
Wrong key pressed,Ur Mobile damaged

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charu # 21

Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all
switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local
criminals, as I did.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Angad # 91


Mere mehboob k hoont gulabi aur aankh nashely,
par kya karon khusra khusra hi hota hai

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kuldeep # 68

I m D best
I can prove it
I can c the T in T cup
Can u c the world in world cup?
I can send my address to your mobile
Can u send ur mobile to my address

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 18

Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Naresh # 96

Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule...
Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Prabhjot # 94

R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me now.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 125

Ager koi kaha
U r Crazy, b patient
U r Monkey, b Relax
U r Stupid, b cool
But koi yeh kaha U r Beautiful
Thaper lagana us ko
Akhir mazak ki bhi koi had hoti hai.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charu # 21


Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bimal Dhiman # 119

U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rajiv Dhiman # 113

main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz
"MERA HINDUSTAN ZINDABAD"

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rana # 40

Kamaal tere nakhrey,
kamaal tera style hai,
Muh dhoney ki tameez nahin
Aur haath mey mobile hai?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sourabh # 106


Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kapil # 48

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty..
so the world needs YOU after all!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shashank # 110

Hello,
U R So,
art!
S art!
m
s art!
m
s art!
s artm!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
SORRY,
this doesn''t fit u...

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pranshu # 92

Brother: Why do you smell funny?
You: It''s called Soap - don''t think you''ve ever smelt it before...

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Prabhjot # 94


aj temprature 47 degree ho ga
ap apne dimagh wali jagah per baref rekh lain
kiyonki bhoosa juldi aag pakerta hey.

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