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5 Months Ago | 1 shares | By niks # 332

Itni asani se nahi paya tha apko,
zamane se ladkar apnaya tha apko,
apko kya pata kitne jatan kar hamne,
INTERNATIONAL ZOO se churaya tha aapko.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By anupam # 997

Love+ship=Titanic
Dinosar+Forest=Jurasic park
Arnold+Gun=Terminator
U+ur smile=The mummy returns

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By goldi # 734

Scientific Question For U.. How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain,,.. Simple.. Direction Of Liquid Is Always Towards The EMPTY SPACE.. HaHaHa

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By vimal # 381

Gadha ghaans kio kahata hey ??

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challoo choroo It’s ur personal metter…..

Tumhari marzi kuch bhi khaooo……………

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By AKKK # 829

Do you want to go to USA
Here’s a chance for you
Mr Obama is waiting for you
To be in white house
Get ready
Because
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He’s in search of a dog
For his daughter!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By pradeep # 2457

do u remembr ur childhod? wen u went to a toy shop nd asked shopkeper-Ancle hw much cost of dat monkey?...nd shop keper rply-that is a mirror my child..

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Asif # 7190

touch ur heart, u will feel the rhythm of ur heartbeat.
touch ur head u will feel the rhythm of empty pot.tin...tin..

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By ali # 5296

hello imran tumhara kya hall hai mujay jeldi jeldi batao meray pass itna fazool waqat nahi hai kay main tum say baat kerta rahoon

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By roop # 160

One MMS recieved

Name: Video Clip

Time: 2 Mins 35 Seconds

Starting now...

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Mobile ki auqaat dekhi hai? Video dekhay ga

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By vimal # 381

I Like Grapes

Bcoz Its Boneless.

And I Like u

Bcoz…

u r Brainless

Ha..Ha..Ha..

Felt bad?

Cum‘on yar,

Its just A

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Fact.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By reenu # 4300

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By gun # 433

Dheeru Bhai Ambani
Ka Aakhri Sapna Tha..
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Ki Har Bhikari K Hath Me Mobile Ho
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Aur Aaj Tumne Vo Sapna Pura Kar diya

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By preethi # 1836

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By vimal # 381

Take a bowl…
fill it with grapes
Put ur hand in it..
Go in front of the mirror…
U know what ull find???
Langur ke haath mein angoor

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