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3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Lokesh # 47

Why don''t you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 87

He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town closed. When it did, he moved away.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sanjay # 22

Look who''s talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Preeti # 31

Haven''t I seen your face before - on a police poster?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 68

You''re about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sakshi # 86

We have strange and wonderful relationship. You''re strange and I''m wonderful.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kalika # 49

His idea of a practical joke is to go into the Home for the Blind and flatten out all the Braille.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Meenakshi # 126

Gravity doesn''t exist. Earth sucks.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Harsh # 60


aRz kiya haI aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai
aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai
apni kisi friend se baat he karva do
meri shaadi abhi bohat door hai
wah wah wah

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Lokesh # 47

Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Aditi # 20

He would throw a drowning man both ends of the rope just to see the look on his face.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rajat # 17

A rose by any other name still has thorns.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Priyanka # 73

As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 18

This isn''t an office. It''s Hell with fluorescent lighting

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sanjay # 22

You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shubham # 37

I see you''ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Krishna # 105

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up my life...

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rana # 39

He dips Sparrows in Peroxide and sells them as Canaries.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Divya # 90

Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Monalisa # 70

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not...

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vivek # 72

People like him don''t just grow on trees - they swing from them

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepshikha # 112

Peanut prizes inspire monkey contestants.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Gazal # 26

A prime candidate for natural de-selection.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinav # 56

He''s so full of shit, his eyes are brown.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinit # 76

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kanishk # 25

Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saurabh # 14


Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega
apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega.
ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena
varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhramita # 48


Scientists all over the world r wondering,
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur age.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Monika # 40


Tu hai harjaee,
tu apna b yeh toar sahi......
too nahi to oar sahi oar naheen to oar sahi

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhishek # 84

Don''t piss me off! I''m running out of places to hide the bodies.

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