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4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Lerma Plata Penarand # 122

I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Raj # 45

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shinde # 19

Sure, I''ve seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anju # 37

I''ve seen more life in a down and out''s vest.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kankambari # 121

Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 78

Brains aren''t everything. In fact in your case they''re nothing

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Amar # 63

Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sana # 69

Shouldn''t you have a license for being that ugly?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shiba # 79

Hi there, I''m a human being! What are you?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Monalisa # 72

I know what sign you were born under...''RED LIGHT DISTRICT''

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rana # 40

I''d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can''t count that high.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Aditi # 20

Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don''t you make sure the pool has water in next time.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pranshu # 92

Your face looks like you''ve been using it as a doorstop

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Preeti # 31

Cigarette, A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 74

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn''t have given you worse advice...

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinav # 55

You started at the bottom...and it''s been downhill ever since!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Neeraj # 33

Why don''t you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vikas # 84

You''re red shirt goes well with your eyes...

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shubham # 36

Don''t let you mind wander - it''s far too small to be let out on its own

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By [email protected] # 120

Save your breath...You''ll need it to blow up your date.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saket # 16

Why don''t you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Prabhjot # 94

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhramita # 46

Are you typing with your forehead, again?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 74

He doesn''t know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn''t know the meaning of most words

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhijeet # 51

Sure, I''d love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 64

Well, you''re living proof that even a turd can be polished.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhijeet # 51

Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kunal # 30

I don''t know what makes you so dumb but it really works

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Retasha Sharma # 114

You''re about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charu # 21

You''ve got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.

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