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Updated 9 days ago
9 Days Ago | 18 shares | By Ajay Chadha # 8984

Pyaar or Dosti me race ho rahi ho to kon Jitega?
Ans: Koi nai Kyuki dosti hamesha samjota kr leti hai, Or pyar hamesha kurbani de deta Hai.

12 Days Ago | 1 shares | By Deepak # 108

Why don''t men often show their true feelings?
Because they don''t have any. 1

12 Days Ago | 8 shares | By Shobhit # 69

One day our life will flash before our eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.

12 Days Ago | 13 shares | By Rahul # 80

Life is not about the people who act true to your face‚
it’s about the people who remain true behind your back.

18 Days Ago | 42 shares | By manoj kumar # 292

Kya Zamana Aa Gaya Hai Dosto.
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Student 1 Ladki Ko Ghaseet Ke
School Le Jaa Rahe The.
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1 Buzurg Bole:
Isko Chhod Do Ye Khud School Chali Jayegi
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Student: Baba Ji Ye Hamari Madam Hai
Roz School Se Date Par Bhag Jaati Hai!

18 Days Ago | 27 shares | By manoj kumar # 292

Heart Attack Wali Beizzati :P

Girl To Boy: Jannu Koi Aisi Bat Kaho,
Jismei Dukh B Ho Or Khushi B.
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Boy: You R So Beautiful Aunty Ji.

18 Days Ago | 41 shares | By manoj kumar # 292

Ek Baar Santa Circus Dekhne Jata Hai.

Toh Circus Mein Ladki Ne Sher Ko Kiss Kiya.
Ring Mastar: Aap Mein Se Koi Yeh Kaam Kar Sakta Hai?
Santa: Main Aata Hoon Na,
Par Pehle Iss Sher Ko Peeche Karo.

18 Days Ago | 164 shares | By Animesh # 93

Pati aur patni ghumne gaye.
Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata dekh patni ne pati se kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji

18 Days Ago | 200 shares | By Saurabh # 14

Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi me smjh nhi aa rha kidhar jaun.

18 Days Ago | 299 shares | By kamal kumar # 8917

Santa ne Banta se kaha,
”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”

Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do
aur last mein
likh dena, paas karke dikha.

18 Days Ago | 18 shares | By prasanta # 8982

2 sardar train ke pichhe bhaag rahe the.
1 chad gaya to train me logon ne kaha " WEL DONE"..
Sardar- Oh shit!!..jana to use tha,mai to chhodne aaya tha..

22 Days Ago | 28 shares | By Md # 54

Sir ka message aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi
Kya karun?

"Message sending failed" likhkar bhej de "Message sending failed".

27 Days Ago | 8 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Lalia Majnu Ko Dhokha De Deti Hai.
Majnu : Tune Dil Jalake Mera Uske Raakh Kar Diya.
Lalia : Teri Ye Kurbani Bekar Nhi Jayegi
Ghar Bhaj Dena Raakh,
Bartan Saff Karne K Kam Aayaga.

27 Days Ago | 17 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Boy:"hey,

i love u,

meri gf banogi.. ??

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Grl:"hmmmm!

Apna numbr de do,

jab current bf se break-up hoga

to miss call kar dungi...

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