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Updated 19 days ago
19 Days Ago | 96 shares | By 548 # 3319

Boy to girl:-Tum nahati nahi ho kya.
Girl:- Nahi to roj nahati hu, par tumne aise kyun pucha.
Boy:- kabhi dekha nahi na isliye. ha ha...!.

20 Days Ago | 24 shares | By Ajay Chadha # 8973

Pyaar or Dosti me race ho rahi ho to kon Jitega?
Ans: Koi nai Kyuki dosti hamesha samjota kr leti hai, Or pyar hamesha kurbani de deta Hai.

22 Days Ago | 8 shares | By Shekar.p # 8976

One day Wife and husband went zoopark.
Suddenly tiger jump 2 his wife.
Wife:shoot it...shoot it......
Husband:just wait darling. camera his not working. Let me change the battery.????????

25 Days Ago | 575 shares | By Agha # 109

Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya
Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya,
Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu,
Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu.

25 Days Ago | 31 shares | By Md # 55

Sir ka message aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi
Kya karun?

"Message sending failed" likhkar bhej de "Message sending failed".

One Month Ago | 6 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

2 pandito mei ladai ho rhi thi.
Tisre pandit ne aakr pucha kya hua ?
To 1 pandit bola : jb mei lehsun pyaj ni khata to isne mere chiken mei dala Q ?

One Month Ago | 44 shares | By manoj kumar # 292

Kya Zamana Aa Gaya Hai Dosto.
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Student 1 Ladki Ko Ghaseet Ke
School Le Jaa Rahe The.
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1 Buzurg Bole:
Isko Chhod Do Ye Khud School Chali Jayegi
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Student: Baba Ji Ye Hamari Madam Hai
Roz School Se Date Par Bhag Jaati Hai!

One Month Ago | 201 shares | By Saurabh # 14

Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi me smjh nhi aa rha kidhar jaun.

2 Months Ago | 8 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

A husbands version:

My wife is like "Terms & conditions" of a Website !

I never understand what she says

but

I always accept !!

2 Months Ago | 2 shares | By himanshu dhbana # 8821

On a wall in a ladies room: My husband follows me everywhere.
Writ
ten just below it: I do not.

2 Months Ago | 20 shares | By Amar # 68

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come =))

2 Months Ago | 36 shares | By Arjun # 35

A Couple Before Marriage
'MAD' For Each Other …
After Marriage
'MADE' For Each Other …
And
A Few Years Later
'MAD' Because Of Each Other…

2 Months Ago | 21 shares | By Neeraj # 38

Why do couples hold hands
during their wedding day?.?.?.?
It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4
the fight begins…

2 Months Ago | 36 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me
Coldrink Ki Botle
Leke Bethi Thi,
Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh Ko
Lagati To Kabhi 20
Min Me, Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa
Gaya, Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini
Aur Puri 1 Ghut
Me Pikar Bola :-- Aise Peete Hai,
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Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To
Pan Thook Rahi Thi.

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