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3 Days Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ek scientist ne SHAADI kya hoti hai, ye
samjhne ke liye shadi kar li..
Aur shadi k bad wo aaj tak ye nahi samajh paya k..
SCIENCE kya hota he.

3 Days Ago | 42 shares | By Deepak # 44

Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai?
Simple
Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..
Aur
Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)

5 Days Ago | 32 shares | By Md # 55

Sir ka message aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi
Kya karun?

"Message sending failed" likhkar bhej de "Message sending failed".

10 Days Ago | 25 shares | By Ajay Chadha # 8973

Pyaar or Dosti me race ho rahi ho to kon Jitega?
Ans: Koi nai Kyuki dosti hamesha samjota kr leti hai, Or pyar hamesha kurbani de deta Hai.

22 Days Ago | 18 shares | By Nilesh # 8952

Gabbar - kitne aadmi the.
Kaliya- pata nahi sardar me to ladkiya dekh raha tha.

24 Days Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Pati Ne Patni Ke Janamdin Par Ek Kitaab Gift Me Di..

* Kitaab Ka Naam Tha......*

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"Jiyo Aur Jeene Do".!

24 Days Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa: Jab Shadiyan Swarg Me Tay Hoti Hain To Nark Me Kya Tay Hota Hai? Banta: Nark Me Shadi Ke Baad Ke Din Tay Hote Hain.

24 Days Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

HUS: kal raat mene sapna dekha
WIFE: kya?
HUS: Tumhe koi utha le jaraha he
WIFE: fir aapne kya kiya?
HUS: uski madat ki, tumhe uthane me

24 Days Ago | 22 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Hsband- Ji krta h k

tumhari zulfo Me kho Jau

Tumhari ankho Me bus Jau

Tumhari baho Me jhool Jau.

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wife- DEVANAND hi rahoge

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kabhi IMRAN HASHMi Bhi Bnoge...!

24 Days Ago | 21 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wife= agr me kho jau, to tum kya kroge

husband=me nirmal baba ke pas jauga

wife=baba se kya kahoge

husband=baba kirpa aani suru ho gyi h

24 Days Ago | 15 shares | By nik nikki # 3305

Wife- shadi k shuru me jb mai khana banati thi to aap mujhe jyada khilate the aur khud kam khate the par ab aisa kyu nhi?
Husband- q ki ab tumhe khana banana aa gya hai.......

24 Days Ago | 33 shares | By manish khatri # 3308

patni - me tumhare sapno me ati hoon
pati - nahi
patni - kyon nahi ?
pati - kyonki me hanuman chalisa padkar sota hoon

24 Days Ago | 74 shares | By manoj kumar # 292

Santa Doodh Wale Ki Dukaan Pe Jata Hai,
Aur Kehta Hai.

Santa: Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai,
Sharbat Mein Dala Phatt Gya
Doodh Wale Ne Hairani Se Poocha:
Konse Sharbat Mein Dala Tha?
Santa: Niimboo Pani Mein

24 Days Ago | 165 shares | By Animesh # 94

Pati aur patni ghumne gaye.
Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata dekh patni ne pati se kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji

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