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6 Hours Ago | 18 shares | By Krishnam Raj # 1937

Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon
Husband : Bahut Zyada
Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni
Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.

6 Hours Ago | 24 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Teacher-papu Ek Story Sunao Withmoral :-)
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Papu-maine Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.
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Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Main So Raha Tha.
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Moral- Jaisi Karni Wsi Bharni.

6 Hours Ago | 88 shares | By Nimish # 68

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.

Premika (Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?

Santa : I love you Didi!!!!

6 Hours Ago | 199 shares | By Saurabh # 14

Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi me smjh nhi aa rha kidhar jaun.

6 Hours Ago | 17 shares | By Ajay Chadha # 8984

Pyaar or Dosti me race ho rahi ho to kon Jitega?
Ans: Koi nai Kyuki dosti hamesha samjota kr leti hai, Or pyar hamesha kurbani de deta Hai.

4 Days Ago | 27 shares | By Md # 52

Sir ka message aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi
Kya karun?

"Message sending failed" likhkar bhej de "Message sending failed".

14 Days Ago | 17 shares | By prasanta # 8982

2 sardar train ke pichhe bhaag rahe the.
1 chad gaya to train me logon ne kaha " WEL DONE"..
Sardar- Oh shit!!..jana to use tha,mai to chhodne aaya tha..

16 Days Ago | 2 shares | By raj kumar agarwal # 4964

wife to husband ;dear this computer is not working as per my command..............husband;darling ..it's a computer not a husband

2 Months Ago | 3 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

Dr. to accident patient:
Jab car ek mahila chala rhi thi to tumhe sadak se dur chalna chahiye tha.
Patient: Kaisi sadak?
Mai to KHET ME LOTA LEKE betha tha. Jai hind

2 Months Ago | 3 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

Ek chote bche ne exam sheet pr POTTYkarke teacher ke hath me thama di...

Teacher- ye kya kia..?

Student- sir apne hi kaha tha ki jo aa rha hai wahi kr de...

3 Months Ago | 12 shares | By Rahul # 79

Life is not about the people who act true to your face‚
it’s about the people who remain true behind your back.

3 Months Ago | 1 shares | By Vikas # 85

A threelegged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I''m looking for the man who shot my paw."

3 Months Ago | 19 shares | By Amar # 73

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come =))

3 Months Ago | 33 shares | By Arjun # 33

A Couple Before Marriage
'MAD' For Each Other …
After Marriage
'MADE' For Each Other …
And
A Few Years Later
'MAD' Because Of Each Other…

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