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3 Months Ago | 21 shares | By Nilesh # 8952

Gabbar - kitne aadmi the.
Kaliya- pata nahi sardar me to ladkiya dekh raha tha.

4 Months Ago | 99 shares | By 548 # 3319

Boy to girl:-Tum nahati nahi ho kya.
Girl:- Nahi to roj nahati hu, par tumne aise kyun pucha.
Boy:- kabhi dekha nahi na isliye. ha ha...!.

4 Months Ago | 27 shares | By Ajay Chadha # 8973

Pyaar or Dosti me race ho rahi ho to kon Jitega?
Ans: Koi nai Kyuki dosti hamesha samjota kr leti hai, Or pyar hamesha kurbani de deta Hai.

5 Months Ago | 89 shares | By Nimish # 59

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.

Premika (Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?

Santa : I love you Didi!!!!

5 Months Ago | 166 shares | By Animesh # 95

Pati aur patni ghumne gaye.
Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata dekh patni ne pati se kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji

5 Months Ago | 390 shares | By Richa # 60

Banta: Kal Mujhe 10 logon ne Peeta
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya
Banta: Maine kha saalon ek ek karke ao
Santa: Phir
Banta: Phir kya Saalo ne ek ek karke dubaara peeta.

6 Months Ago | 203 shares | By Saurabh # 14

Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi me smjh nhi aa rha kidhar jaun.

7 Months Ago | 9 shares | By Shekar.p # 8976

One day Wife and husband went zoopark.
Suddenly tiger jump 2 his wife.
Wife:shoot it...shoot it......
Husband:just wait darling. camera his not working. Let me change the battery.????????

7 Months Ago | 136 shares | By Shubham # 36

Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar 15 rupees bacha liye.

Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 150 rupees bachta!

7 Months Ago | 15 shares | By BaBBaL # 8953

Gunde ka beta oral exan mein fail ho gaya.
Aur aakar apne baap se bola, un logon ne 3 ghante tak mere se puchtach ki magar apun bhi teri aulaad hai saala kush nhi bola..:D

8 Months Ago | 576 shares | By Agha # 108

Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya
Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya,
Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu,
Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu.

8 Months Ago | 190 shares | By Sakshi # 86

Ek sabzi wale ke ghar bacha paida hua,
To ek aurat bache ko dekh ke boli:
Kitna pyara bacha hai ?
Sabzi wala aadat ke mutabik bola Aur hai bhi Bilkul taaza.

One Year Ago | 20 shares | By prasanta # 8971

2 sardar train ke pichhe bhaag rahe the.
1 chad gaya to train me logon ne kaha " WEL DONE"..
Sardar- Oh shit!!..jana to use tha,mai to chhodne aaya tha..

One Year Ago | 299 shares | By kamal kumar # 8906

Santa ne Banta se kaha,
”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”

Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do
aur last mein
likh dena, paas karke dikha.

One Year Ago | 98 shares | By Shobhit # 70

A New Offer! Call rates ab Dimaag ke size ke hisaab se honge. Jitna chota dimag utne kam call rates.
Congrats!!! U r chosen for FREE CALLS.

One Year Ago | 110 shares | By Neeraj # 33

Kabhi noton ke liye mare,
Kabhi voton ke liye mare,
Kabhi jat-pat ke naam par mare,
Agar hote Vir Bhagat Singh to kehte
“Yaar Sukhdev, Hum bhi kin logon ke liye mare.

One Year Ago | 3 shares | By Sakshi # 86

Engineer, doctor, CA:-
Aaj mere paas Bangla hai…
Gaadi hai…
Naukar chakar hain…
Tumhare paas kya hai…??

Teacher: Mere paas garmi ki chhuttiya hain!!

2 Years Ago | 15 shares | By Retasha Sharma # 114

Apple = Vitamins
Vitamins = Power
Pwer = Work
Work = Money
Money = Girlfriend
Girlfriend = Tension
Tension = Heart Attack
Heart Attack = Death
See what all prblms an apple can make.

2 Years Ago | 69 shares | By Charu # 21

Santa ne Banta se kaha,
”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do
Aur last me likh dena, paas karke dikha.

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By basant # 8959

Mahatma Gandhi Jayanti Hindi Joke:

Teacher: Summarise Gandhi Jayanti?
Funny Circuit: Mahatma Gandhi Was A Great Man,
but Maa Kasam I Dont Know Who Is Jayanti.

Teacher And Student Funny :

Teacher: What Happened In 1869?
Student: Mahatma Gandhi Was Born.
Teacher: What Happened In 1875?
Funny Student: Mahatma Gandhi was Six years old.

2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Priyanka # 56

Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and he won’t be able to come to school today.
Teacher: Who is this?
Little Sam: This is my father speaking!

2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Rana # 40

Aaj ka suvichar :
Holi par jo sukhi holi khelne ki aur pani bachane ki slah dete the unse anurodh hai,
Apne Cooler me pani nahi dale.. Sukhe cooler chalaye.
Pani bachaye! Jal hi jeewan hai!

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Chandan # 83

Neymar: Mai football ko apni ungliyo par do ghante tak ghuma sakta hun.
RAJNIKANT: Tumhe kya lagta hai, ye prithvi kiski ungliyo par ghum rhi hai...:D

3 Years Ago | 19 shares | By Monalisa # 72

Each year approximately 250,000 American husbands are physically attacked and beaten by their wives.

3 Years Ago | 93 shares | By Sushila Banswal # 241

Ek important message...
Kabhi toot kar
bikhro to mujhe yaad kar lena mere dost...


Hum thoda bahut welding ka kaam bhi jaante hain.. ;)

3 Years Ago | 36 shares | By Sushila Banswal # 241

Being in a Relationship and being in a Hospital is the same in India..


Every1 asks
"Serious hai kya?".... :)

3 Years Ago | 10 shares | By Anju # 37

A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari.
.
Policemen arrives.
.
Man:- (cried) Officer! My brand new car!
.
.
Police replied:- You’re suchmaterialistic.
You even haven’t notice that your left
arm has been cut off.
.
Man-: He looks at his left arm and yells
OMG! My Rolex watch!.

3 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Naresh # 96

A: Why are you late?
B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
A: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it?
B: No, I was standing on it.

3 Years Ago | 103 shares | By UMAIR ROCK # 8903

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, Vaise hua kya tha? Santa: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwaan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

3 Years Ago | 8 shares | By Kuldeep # 68

Boy: I’m searching for the
most beautiful girl..!!

Girl: Look I came for you..!!
Boy: That’s nice! Now help
me to find her..!

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