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2 Months Ago | 576 shares | By Agha # 108

Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya
Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya,
Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu,
Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu.

One Year Ago | 389 shares | By Richa # 59

Banta: Kal Mujhe 10 logon ne Peeta
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya
Banta: Maine kha saalon ek ek karke ao
Santa: Phir
Banta: Phir kya Saalo ne ek ek karke dubaara peeta.

7 Months Ago | 299 shares | By kamal kumar # 8906

Santa ne Banta se kaha,
”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”

Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do
aur last mein
likh dena, paas karke dikha.

25 Days Ago | 203 shares | By Saurabh # 14

Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi me smjh nhi aa rha kidhar jaun.

2 Months Ago | 190 shares | By Sakshi # 86

Ek sabzi wale ke ghar bacha paida hua,
To ek aurat bache ko dekh ke boli:
Kitna pyara bacha hai ?
Sabzi wala aadat ke mutabik bola Aur hai bhi Bilkul taaza.

2 Months Ago | 165 shares | By Animesh # 94

Pati aur patni ghumne gaye.
Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata dekh patni ne pati se kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji

One Month Ago | 136 shares | By Shubham # 37

Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar 15 rupees bacha liye.

Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 150 rupees bachta!

One Year Ago | 124 shares | By manoj kumar # 292

Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Tha,
Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila
Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Tha.

Santa Ne Usse Puchha: Kya Hua?
Dost: Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Santa Kuch Sochte Huye: Saza Kya Mili Hai?
Dost: 6 Hafte
Santa: Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte
Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt
Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Dost Rote Hue: Abe Sale,
Yeh Tune Kya Kiya?
Puri Baat To Sunta,
6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Ha.

One Year Ago | 110 shares | By Neeraj # 38

Kabhi noton ke liye mare,
Kabhi voton ke liye mare,
Kabhi jat-pat ke naam par mare,
Agar hote Vir Bhagat Singh to kehte
“Yaar Sukhdev, Hum bhi kin logon ke liye mare.

3 Years Ago | 103 shares | By UMAIR ROCK # 8903

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, Vaise hua kya tha? Santa: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwaan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

One Year Ago | 98 shares | By Shobhit # 71

A New Offer! Call rates ab Dimaag ke size ke hisaab se honge. Jitna chota dimag utne kam call rates.
Congrats!!! U r chosen for FREE CALLS.

One Month Ago | 98 shares | By 548 # 3319

Boy to girl:-Tum nahati nahi ho kya.
Girl:- Nahi to roj nahati hu, par tumne aise kyun pucha.
Boy:- kabhi dekha nahi na isliye. ha ha...!.

3 Years Ago | 93 shares | By Sushila Banswal # 241

Ek important message...
Kabhi toot kar
bikhro to mujhe yaad kar lena mere dost...


Hum thoda bahut welding ka kaam bhi jaante hain.. ;)

8 Months Ago | 88 shares | By Nimish # 61

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.

Premika (Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?

Santa : I love you Didi!!!!

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