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5 Years Ago | 6 shares | By Sumit Sain

Ek Bar Pappu Interview ke liye jata hai....
Boss - Aisi kaun se chij hai, jisme to pahiye hote hain?
Pappu - Cycle
Boss - Nahi, Hero Cycle.
Boss - Accha ek or chij batao, aise kaun si chiz hai, jisme chaar pahiye hote hain?
Pappu- Car?
Boss - Nahi, Honda Car.
Pappu - Ab mein ek question puchu kya aapse?
Boss - Yes,
Pappu - Aise kaun se chij hai, Jo Safed Gole ke ander Kale gole jese lagti hai?
Boss - Aankh?
Pappu - Nahi, Saale.....Teriiii Maaaaa Ki Aankhhhh....

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Bhavna Sharma

Premi to premika- "Darling mujhe tumhari aankhon me saari duniya dikhai deti hai.."
Peeche se ek budhha bola- "Hamari gaiyya nahi mil rahi.. Dikhe to batai.." ;-)

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By [email protected]

Anty chote puppy se: Oye hoye! kitna sona doggy hai!
Umma.. Umma.. Umma..!
Boy: Par anty..
Anty: Oye kiss karne de!
Umma.. Umma.. Umma..!!
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.
.
Boy: Par anty iska muh idhar nahi us taraf hai!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By AJIT RUBY

Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta:nahi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen k kha lena.

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By RAVI KANT

Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Bcoz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sharma

Baap- Tumne Apni Mummy Se Unchi Aawaz Me Baat Ki.?

Beta- Mujhe Pata Hai Ki
Apko Jalan Ho Rahi Hai..

..Kyo Ki Aap Aisa Nahi Kar Sakte

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By JAYANT

santa: jadon meri navi navi shadi hoi menu meri biwi ini sohni lagdi c k dil karda c kha hi jawan.
Friend: aur ab???

Santa: kha hi jaanda te changa c

4 Years Ago | 103 shares | By UMAIR ROCK

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, Vaise hua kya tha? Santa: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwaan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By AJIT RUBY

In a class room.
Girl- Who get more angry boys or girls?
Boy- Girls only.
Girl- How?
Boy- If I kiss u, u'll get angry, but when u kiss me I'll never get angry..

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ravi kumar

Pandit bolyo: dulha dulhan the kyun jaghdo karo ho,
The dono jeevan gadi ke do pahiya ho ,
Ab chain se apni jeevan gadi kheecho,
Dulha: Re pandit tharo to dimag hi kharab ho gayo ho,
Arey je gadi mein ek pahiya cycle ko ho,
Dusro tractor ka ho to gadi kaiyan chalegi !!

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By JAYANT

Husband Makes a Glass of Whisky & asks wife: Lo Pio isko!

Wife tastes & says: Chhi, Kitni karvi hay!

Husband: Aur tu sochti hay K mein Roz Ayyashi Karta hun!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By AJIT RUBY

Santa: Yaar aaj to 1 Rs. me 3 amrood mil gye.
Banta: Wo kaise?

Snta: 1 Rs. ka 1 usne dia, 1 mai utha k bhag gya, or 1 usne muje fek ke mara...

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By mandar jadhav

Mama ne nayi swift Car Li,
swift Car K Peche Likhwaya

"SAAWAN KO AANE DO"
Peche se truck Ne Thok Diya,

Truck Par Likha tha
"AAYA SAAWAN JHOOM KE"

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Udit Maheshwari

Teacher: Aaj Ka Paper Aasaan Tha Ya Mushkil
Ravi: Padne Me To Aasaan Tha, Par Karne Me Mushkil.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By JAYANT

Santa g ka ghora race main sbse peechay tha,

kisi ne poocha:

Santa apka ghora konsa hai?

Santa:O dekh jinnay sareyan nu

agay laya hoya ae.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sandip raju

judge: u are crossing your limit.
Lawyer: kaun saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: hoe dare u calling me saala?
Lawyer: my lord i said kaun sa law aisa kehta hai.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By vivek chaute

Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aae?
School 7 baje Shuru Hota Hai Fir der Q Ki?

Kid:Miss,Aap Meri Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karo Log Galat Samajhte Hai.!

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By PAGALPANTI

Girl: "How Much Do You Love Me?"

Boy: "Look At The Sky And Count The Stars."

Girl: "But, It's Daytime..."

Boy: "Haha, Exactly."

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sangeeta

Ek lady train se utri, ek pathan se poocha ye konsa station hai?

Pathan ne socha… socha… socha… socha… socha phir bola

“Baji ye Railway Station hai”

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sunil vasava

Teacher: childrens exams are nearing,If u have any doubt u can ask me..
Boys: In wich printing Press the question paper are printed?

4 Years Ago | 36 shares | By Sushila Banswal

Being in a Relationship and being in a Hospital is the same in India..


Every1 asks
"Serious hai kya?".... :)

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By kams

AMERICA: Hamare Kutte Fotball khelte hai.
JAPAN : Hamare Machhi Dance Karte hai.
CHINA : Hamare Hathi Cricket Khelte hai.
INDIA : HAMARE GADHE MASSAGE PADHTE HAI.

4 Years Ago | 8 shares | By Kuldeep

Boy: I’m searching for the
most beautiful girl..!!

Girl: Look I came for you..!!
Boy: That’s nice! Now help
me to find her..!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By puntu

teacher: wo konsi chiz hai jo tum roz dekh to sakte ho par tod nahi sakte .
student: apka mooh.......

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By HymanRockz

Santa: Dr.sahab main jb BV ko kiss karta hu to us k muh se
Smell aati hai.
Dr.“kamal hai jb mainne check kya tha tb to lipstick ki khushbu aarahi thi”

2 Years Ago | 15 shares | By Retasha Sharma

Apple = Vitamins
Vitamins = Power
Pwer = Work
Work = Money
Money = Girlfriend
Girlfriend = Tension
Tension = Heart Attack
Heart Attack = Death
See what all prblms an apple can make.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sharma

Ek deewar par likha tha 'Yaha kutte susu karte hain' Santa ne waha susu kiya. Fir muskura kar bola-ise kehte hai dimaag, susu maine kiya naam kutte ka aaya.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By gaurav jaiswal

teacher:bachoo my name is khan dekh kar kya lesson mila?
bachee:my name is khan se ye samajh me aya ke paglo se bhi ladkiya pat sakti hai.................

4 Years Ago | 93 shares | By Sushila Banswal

Ek important message...
Kabhi toot kar
bikhro to mujhe yaad kar lena mere dost...


Hum thoda bahut welding ka kaam bhi jaante hain.. ;)

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Udit Maheshwari

Wife-janu, kash aap msz hote,main aapko save karti,jab chahe padhti
Husband- kanjus,save hi karke rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?

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