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2 Months Ago | 576 shares | By Agha

Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya
Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya,
Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu,
Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu.

6 Months Ago | 45 shares | By PAGALPANTI

Larkiyo'n Ki Specialty ...

UK: Dressing

Spain Beautiful

America: Stylish

Italy: Friendly

Brazil: Hot

Indian : Kuch Ho Na Ho
Par ATTITUDE Ki Koi Kami Nahi
Mile Gi ... =

One Year Ago | 389 shares | By Richa

Banta: Kal Mujhe 10 logon ne Peeta
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya
Banta: Maine kha saalon ek ek karke ao
Santa: Phir
Banta: Phir kya Saalo ne ek ek karke dubaara peeta.

5 Months Ago | 36 shares | By Ashish 8574816604

Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me
Coldrink Ki Botle
Leke Bethi Thi,
Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh Ko
Lagati To Kabhi 20
Min Me, Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa
Gaya, Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini
Aur Puri 1 Ghut
Me Pikar Bola :-- Aise Peete Hai,
.
.
Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To
Pan Thook Rahi Thi.

8 Months Ago | 24 shares | By Ashish 8574816604

Teacher-papu Ek Story Sunao Withmoral :-)
.
Papu-maine Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.
.
Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Main So Raha Tha.
.
Moral- Jaisi Karni Wsi Bharni.

2 Months Ago | 190 shares | By Sakshi

Ek sabzi wale ke ghar bacha paida hua,
To ek aurat bache ko dekh ke boli:
Kitna pyara bacha hai ?
Sabzi wala aadat ke mutabik bola Aur hai bhi Bilkul taaza.

7 Months Ago | 299 shares | By kamal kumar

Santa ne Banta se kaha,
”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”

Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do
aur last mein
likh dena, paas karke dikha.

One Year Ago | 124 shares | By manoj kumar

Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Tha,
Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila
Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Tha.

Santa Ne Usse Puchha: Kya Hua?
Dost: Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Santa Kuch Sochte Huye: Saza Kya Mili Hai?
Dost: 6 Hafte
Santa: Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte
Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt
Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Dost Rote Hue: Abe Sale,
Yeh Tune Kya Kiya?
Puri Baat To Sunta,
6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Ha.

25 Days Ago | 203 shares | By Saurabh

Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi me smjh nhi aa rha kidhar jaun.

2 Months Ago | 74 shares | By manoj kumar

Santa Doodh Wale Ki Dukaan Pe Jata Hai,
Aur Kehta Hai.

Santa: Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai,
Sharbat Mein Dala Phatt Gya
Doodh Wale Ne Hairani Se Poocha:
Konse Sharbat Mein Dala Tha?
Santa: Niimboo Pani Mein

8 Months Ago | 18 shares | By Krishnam Raj

Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon
Husband : Bahut Zyada
Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni
Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.

2 Months Ago | 165 shares | By Animesh

Pati aur patni ghumne gaye.
Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata dekh patni ne pati se kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji

Jokes SMS
4 Years Ago | 6 shares | By Sumit Sain

Ek Bar Pappu Interview ke liye jata hai....
Boss - Aisi kaun se chij hai, jisme to pahiye hote hain?
Pappu - Cycle
Boss - Nahi, Hero Cycle.
Boss - Accha ek or chij batao, aise kaun si chiz hai, jisme chaar pahiye hote hain?
Pappu- Car?
Boss - Nahi, Honda Car.
Pappu - Ab mein ek question puchu kya aapse?
Boss - Yes,
Pappu - Aise kaun se chij hai, Jo Safed Gole ke ander Kale gole jese lagti hai?
Boss - Aankh?
Pappu - Nahi, Saale.....Teriiii Maaaaa Ki Aankhhhh....

One Month Ago | 136 shares | By Shubham

Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar 15 rupees bacha liye.

Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 150 rupees bachta!

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