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2 Days Ago | 26 shares | By Abhishek # 82

Judge – You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge – How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

4 Months Ago | 75 shares | By manoj kumar # 292

Santa Doodh Wale Ki Dukaan Pe Jata Hai,
Aur Kehta Hai.

Santa: Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai,
Sharbat Mein Dala Phatt Gya
Doodh Wale Ne Hairani Se Poocha:
Konse Sharbat Mein Dala Tha?
Santa: Niimboo Pani Mein

8 Months Ago | 43 shares | By Deepak # 43

Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai?
Simple
Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..
Aur
Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)

8 Months Ago | 37 shares | By Arjun # 35

A Couple Before Marriage
'MAD' For Each Other …
After Marriage
'MADE' For Each Other …
And
A Few Years Later
'MAD' Because Of Each Other…

8 Months Ago | 22 shares | By Neeraj # 33

Why do couples hold hands
during their wedding day?.?.?.?
It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4
the fight begins…

9 Months Ago | 74 shares | By manoj kumar # 292

Santa Banta Ko Gusse Se Bol Raha Tha.

Santa: Yaar, Jab Mene Tujhe Khat Likha Tha Ki
Meri Shaadi Par Jaroor Aana,
Tum Aaye Kyun Nahi?
Banta: Ohh Yaar,
Par Mujhe Koi Khat Mila Hi Nahi.
Santa: Mene Likha To Tha Ki
Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaroor Aana.

11 Months Ago | 44 shares | By manoj kumar # 292

Kya Zamana Aa Gaya Hai Dosto.
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Student 1 Ladki Ko Ghaseet Ke
School Le Jaa Rahe The.
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1 Buzurg Bole:
Isko Chhod Do Ye Khud School Chali Jayegi
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Student: Baba Ji Ye Hamari Madam Hai
Roz School Se Date Par Bhag Jaati Hai!

One Year Ago | 20 shares | By Amar # 63

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come =))

One Year Ago | 27 shares | By manoj kumar # 292

Heart Attack Wali Beizzati :P

Girl To Boy: Jannu Koi Aisi Bat Kaho,
Jismei Dukh B Ho Or Khushi B.
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Boy: You R So Beautiful Aunty Ji.

One Year Ago | 41 shares | By manoj kumar # 292

Ek Baar Santa Circus Dekhne Jata Hai.

Toh Circus Mein Ladki Ne Sher Ko Kiss Kiya.
Ring Mastar: Aap Mein Se Koi Yeh Kaam Kar Sakta Hai?
Santa: Main Aata Hoon Na,
Par Pehle Iss Sher Ko Peeche Karo.

One Year Ago | 20 shares | By Monika # 39

Ae Dil kisi di yaad che Rona hai Fizul,

Ae Dil kisi di yaad che Rona hai Fizul,

Ae ansoon bade ne Anmol inna nu khona hai Fizul.

Royin unna layi jo tere te Fida hon,

Unna layi ki Rona jinaa de Ashique hazaar hon.

One Year Ago | 31 shares | By Vikas # 84

Mainu Yaar-yaar Karde Rahe,,,,,

Es Yaar Ne Sanu Rula Dita,......

Hora Ton Ki Umida Si,jad Yaar Ne Hi Bhula Dita,,,,

Mudke Dosti Nahi Karni Main,menu Yaar Ne Sayana Bana Dita.

One Year Ago | 29 shares | By Prabhjot # 94

New weddings Style
NIKAH:
Molvi: Do you agre To change your FaceBok status from Single To Married?
Boy: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Girl: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Molvi: Congratulation ur prfile updated sucesfuly. You are now Husband and Wife You May now upload your wedding pictures and don’t forgeT To Tag Me!;-)

One Year Ago | 124 shares | By manoj kumar # 292

Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Tha,
Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila
Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Tha.

Santa Ne Usse Puchha: Kya Hua?
Dost: Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Santa Kuch Sochte Huye: Saza Kya Mili Hai?
Dost: 6 Hafte
Santa: Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte
Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt
Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Dost Rote Hue: Abe Sale,
Yeh Tune Kya Kiya?
Puri Baat To Sunta,
6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Ha.

One Year Ago | 42 shares | By manoj kumar # 292

Santa Biology Padhte Hue 1 Sawal Aaya.
Badal Kale Kyu Hote Hai.
Banta - Kuch Der Sochte Hu.
Are Pagal Agar Badal Roj Dhup Me,
Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho Jayenge.

2 Years Ago | 19 shares | By Ravi # 102

Oh Menu KeHndi Teri ZinDagI Nu Mai JannatBna Dau.
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Bnauni Kamli nu aje chaa V Ni AunDi.
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ConfiDeNce Ta DekHo. ajj kall dia kudian da..

2 Years Ago | 26 shares | By Agha # 108

Santa: Dr.saab tusi ta kende c

svere game khedn nal sehat thik rehndi hai

per mainu ta koi farq ni paya?

Dctr: Tusi keri game khedi c?

Snta: Mobile te sap wali

2 Years Ago | 11 shares | By Abhijeet # 51

I am Looking for a Bank
which can perform Two things for me.
Give me a Loan,
and
then Leave me Alone….

2 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Preeti # 31

Log

Mitran di pur zor farmysh te ek waari fer

Na zuban se

Na fone se

DIRECT

DIL SE

Nara awam da

Zardari bekaar da

Te jerra is msg nu roke o v odhe naal

da.

3 Years Ago | 3 shares | By [email protected] # 120

Height of flirting of
ENGINEERS
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Teachr: Where is your Asignmnt
book?
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Stdnt:Mam, I lost it While
fighting with
students who said dat you are not the
most
beautiful
teacher in this college.

3 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Raj # 45

A Girl Takes 100 Pics In A
Day and Deletes 99pictures.
One Picture
That Seems Better.
She Uploads and
Comments ? Aaise Hi
Bethi Thi Yar Kisi Ne Click Kar Li?

3 Years Ago | 6 shares | By Monika # 39

When There Is a Long Gap Between Engagement & Marriage,
Who Is Most Benefited ?
?
Boy
No
?
Girl
No
?
It's The
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Mobile Company!

3 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Kuldeep # 68

I Saw It With My Eyes But Couldn’t Understand It
Took It In My Hands, But Couldn’t Understand It
Keep Thinking For A Long Time, But Again Couldn’t Understand It
It was Not A Dream,
It was Is Not A Love,
It was Not Even Friendship,
Then I Realized: “It Was Question Paper”

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Agha # 108

Santa giving exam while standing at the door.

A man asked “Why are you standing at the door?”

Santa: “Idiot, I am giving entrance test.”

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Kankambari # 121

Modern...
Obedient..
Neat...
Kind...
Excellent..
Young.
Thats ME.
Dont feel sad... your name is also there...
read the 1st letter of every word.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Raj # 45

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

4 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Sana # 69

Love Affair in school:
GIRL'S WAYS:
A girl sitting on THE 1st bench turns her back &
Sees THE boy Sitting on THE last bench & says- "Thank God !!!
Stupid Aaya Hai!"
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BOY'S WAYS:
Before the boy could see his girl entering in the class
all his friends start shouting
"ABEY TERI WAALI AA GAYI".

4 Years Ago | 4 shares | By [email protected] # 120

Kiss Is The Key Of Love,
Love Is The Lock Of Marriage,
Marriage Is The Box Of Children,
And too many Children means more Problem for the world
So Please Stop Kissing & Save the world for a while…

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Vivek # 71

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!

4 Years Ago | 4 shares | By Jyotsana # 15

Ques: Agar duniya mai bejli nahi hoti toh TV kaise dekhte?
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Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !

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