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10 Days Ago | 136 shares | By Shubham # 36

Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar 15 rupees bacha liye.

Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 150 rupees bachta!

One Month Ago | 165 shares | By Animesh # 94

Pati aur patni ghumne gaye.
Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata dekh patni ne pati se kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji

One Month Ago | 202 shares | By Saurabh # 14

Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi me smjh nhi aa rha kidhar jaun.

One Month Ago | 576 shares | By Agha # 109

Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya
Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya,
Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu,
Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu.

One Month Ago | 190 shares | By Sakshi # 85

Ek sabzi wale ke ghar bacha paida hua,
To ek aurat bache ko dekh ke boli:
Kitna pyara bacha hai ?
Sabzi wala aadat ke mutabik bola Aur hai bhi Bilkul taaza.

7 Months Ago | 88 shares | By Nimish # 61

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.

Premika (Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?

Santa : I love you Didi!!!!

10 Months Ago | 389 shares | By Richa # 59

Banta: Kal Mujhe 10 logon ne Peeta
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya
Banta: Maine kha saalon ek ek karke ao
Santa: Phir
Banta: Phir kya Saalo ne ek ek karke dubaara peeta.

One Year Ago | 98 shares | By Shobhit # 70

A New Offer! Call rates ab Dimaag ke size ke hisaab se honge. Jitna chota dimag utne kam call rates.
Congrats!!! U r chosen for FREE CALLS.

One Year Ago | 110 shares | By Neeraj # 38

Kabhi noton ke liye mare,
Kabhi voton ke liye mare,
Kabhi jat-pat ke naam par mare,
Agar hote Vir Bhagat Singh to kehte
“Yaar Sukhdev, Hum bhi kin logon ke liye mare.

One Year Ago | 69 shares | By Charu # 21

Santa ne Banta se kaha,
”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do
Aur last me likh dena, paas karke dikha.

3 Years Ago | 93 shares | By Sushila Banswal # 241

Ek important message...
Kabhi toot kar
bikhro to mujhe yaad kar lena mere dost...


Hum thoda bahut welding ka kaam bhi jaante hain.. ;)

3 Years Ago | 36 shares | By Sushila Banswal # 241

Being in a Relationship and being in a Hospital is the same in India..


Every1 asks
"Serious hai kya?".... :)

3 Years Ago | 103 shares | By UMAIR ROCK # 8903

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, Vaise hua kya tha? Santa: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwaan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

3 Years Ago | 8 shares | By Kuldeep # 67

Boy: I’m searching for the
most beautiful girl..!!

Girl: Look I came for you..!!
Boy: That’s nice! Now help
me to find her..!

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