I Saw It With My Eyes But Couldn’t Understand It
Took It In My Hands, But Couldn’t Understand It
Keep Thinking For A Long Time, But Again Couldn’t Understand It
It was Not A Dream,
It was Is Not A Love,
It was Not Even Friendship,
Then I Realized: “It Was Question Paper”
A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari.
Man:- (cried) Officer! My brand new car!
Police replied:- You’re suchmaterialistic.
You even haven’t notice that your left
arm has been cut off.
Man-: He looks at his left arm and yells
OMG! My Rolex watch!.
Love Affair in school:
A girl sitting on THE 1st bench turns her back &
Sees THE boy Sitting on THE last bench & says- "Thank God !!!
Stupid Aaya Hai!"
Before the boy could see his girl entering in the class
all his friends start shouting
"ABEY TERI WAALI AA GAYI".