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One Year Ago | 15 shares | By Retasha Sharma # 114

Apple = Vitamins
Vitamins = Power
Pwer = Work
Work = Money
Money = Girlfriend
Girlfriend = Tension
Tension = Heart Attack
Heart Attack = Death
See what all prblms an apple can make.

One Year Ago | 11 shares | By Abhijeet # 52

I am Looking for a Bank
which can perform Two things for me.
Give me a Loan,
and
then Leave me Alone….

2 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Raj # 43

A Girl Takes 100 Pics In A
Day and Deletes 99pictures.
One Picture
That Seems Better.
She Uploads and
Comments ? Aaise Hi
Bethi Thi Yar Kisi Ne Click Kar Li?

2 Years Ago | 6 shares | By Monika # 40

When There Is a Long Gap Between Engagement & Marriage,
Who Is Most Benefited ?
?
Boy
No
?
Girl
No
?
It's The
.
.
.
Mobile Company!

3 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Kuldeep # 67

I Saw It With My Eyes But Couldn’t Understand It
Took It In My Hands, But Couldn’t Understand It
Keep Thinking For A Long Time, But Again Couldn’t Understand It
It was Not A Dream,
It was Is Not A Love,
It was Not Even Friendship,
Then I Realized: “It Was Question Paper”

3 Years Ago | 10 shares | By Anju # 33

A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari.
.
Policemen arrives.
.
Man:- (cried) Officer! My brand new car!
.
.
Police replied:- You’re suchmaterialistic.
You even haven’t notice that your left
arm has been cut off.
.
Man-: He looks at his left arm and yells
OMG! My Rolex watch!.

3 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Naresh # 97

A: Why are you late?
B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
A: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it?
B: No, I was standing on it.

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Kankambari # 121

Modern...
Obedient..
Neat...
Kind...
Excellent..
Young.
Thats ME.
Dont feel sad... your name is also there...
read the 1st letter of every word.

3 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Vivek # 72

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Agha # 108

Santa giving exam while standing at the door.

A man asked “Why are you standing at the door?”

Santa: “Idiot, I am giving entrance test.”

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Raj # 43

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

3 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Sana # 78

Love Affair in school:
GIRL'S WAYS:
A girl sitting on THE 1st bench turns her back &
Sees THE boy Sitting on THE last bench & says- "Thank God !!!
Stupid Aaya Hai!"
.
BOY'S WAYS:
Before the boy could see his girl entering in the class
all his friends start shouting
"ABEY TERI WAALI AA GAYI".

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