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6 Months Ago | 27 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

1PagaL Aaina Dekh K Sochne Laga
Esko Kahi Dekha H
Thodi Der Sochne K Baad

"O Teri " Ye To Wohi H
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Jo Mere Sath Us din BaaL Ktwa Raha Tha

9 Months Ago | 15 shares | By nik nikki # 3305

Wife- shadi k shuru me jb mai khana banati thi to aap mujhe jyada khilate the aur khud kam khate the par ab aisa kyu nhi?
Husband- q ki ab tumhe khana banana aa gya hai.......

9 Months Ago | 33 shares | By manish khatri # 3308

patni - me tumhare sapno me ati hoon
pati - nahi
patni - kyon nahi ?
pati - kyonki me hanuman chalisa padkar sota hoon

One Year Ago | 36 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me
Coldrink Ki Botle
Leke Bethi Thi,
Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh Ko
Lagati To Kabhi 20
Min Me, Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa
Gaya, Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini
Aur Puri 1 Ghut
Me Pikar Bola :-- Aise Peete Hai,
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Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To
Pan Thook Rahi Thi.

One Year Ago | 8 shares | By Shobhit # 70

One day our life will flash before our eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.

One Year Ago | 13 shares | By Rahul # 88

Life is not about the people who act true to your face‚
it’s about the people who remain true behind your back.

One Year Ago | 17 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Boy:"hey,

i love u,

meri gf banogi.. ??

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Grl:"hmmmm!

Apna numbr de do,

jab current bf se break-up hoga

to miss call kar dungi...

One Year Ago | 18 shares | By Shiba # 79

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee…
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee…
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa…
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina padhe so gaya …..

One Year Ago | 18 shares | By Krishnam Raj # 1935

Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon
Husband : Bahut Zyada
Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni
Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.

One Year Ago | 24 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Teacher-papu Ek Story Sunao Withmoral :-)
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Papu-maine Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.
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Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Main So Raha Tha.
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Moral- Jaisi Karni Wsi Bharni.

One Year Ago | 12 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa knocks the door

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Banta:"kaun hai ??

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Santa:"mai hoon

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Banta:"mai kaun ??

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Santa:"le abe pagal khud ko hi bhool gaya tu banta...

One Year Ago | 18 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ek Ladki,

ek din Art Gallery dekhne Jati Hai

Aur

Ek Tasveer Dekhkar,

Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai:

Ladki : iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho !?

Maalik : Meri Maa

Tu Dimag Mat Laga,

Ghar Jaa,

Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai.

One Year Ago | 24 shares | By Reena # 34

Santa Ek Din Bijli Ki Dukaan Mein:
Do Fan Dena Ek Ladies Aur Ek Gents.
Dukaan Wala: Fans Mein Ladies Aur Gents Nahi Hota Yar!
Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji
Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka…

One Year Ago | 8 shares | By Barun # 66

If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey…

One Year Ago | 5 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Somewher In Africa...
A Black Boy To His Black Girlfriend
On A Romantic Night
Out Near D Sea Shore Askd Her.
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"Darling,where R U?".

2 Years Ago | 8 shares | By Pramod # 67

Very painful feeling in the world..
Being truly in love with someone & still being single….

2 Years Ago | 10 shares | By Krishnam Raj # 1935

Light jane k baad candle leke pappu toilet ja rahatha
kai kambakhat phook marke keh gaya
Happy birthday 2 u

Batao yaar Emergency ke wqt bhi mazak

2 Years Ago | 20 shares | By Awadhesh # 98

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

2 Years Ago | 3 shares | By manish khatri # 3308

student[shoking]-miss jaldi police ko phone kro jaldi
miss[shoked]-par kyon kya hua????
student - vo meri pencil kho gai hai report likhwani hai

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Varun # 64

No matter what, no matter where, it's always home, if love is there.

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Ravi # 102

Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say!

3 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Agha # 108

A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor’s surgery.

'Why is your stomach so big?' – he asks.
'I´m having a baby.' – she replies.
'Is the baby in your stomach?' – he asks, with his big eyes.
'Yes, it is' – she says.
'Is it a good baby?' – he asks, with a puzzled look.
'Oh, yes. A really good baby.' – the lady replies.

Shocked and surprised, he asks: 'Then why did you eat him?'

3 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Rishi # 65

A Classy thought
Sometimes your best feelings are found in the words which you type but never send.

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By [email protected] # 120

Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Shubhdeep # 111

CID back;

Aaj khane me roti sabji aur dal hai.....

Wah..wah..

Aaj khane me roti sabji aur dal hai.....
Wah..wah..

Oh my god is khooni ki biwi to mall hai.....

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Meenakshi # 126

Hum Ek Baar Jite Hai Aur Ek Baar Marte Hai..
Shadi Bhi Ek Baar Hoti hai....
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But Flirt Apne Talent Pe Depend Karta Hai.......
Bhaisaab...>=) :p =)) =D X_X B-)

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Lerma Plata Penarand # 122

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ravi kumar # 1077

Pandit bolyo: dulha dulhan the kyun jaghdo karo ho,
The dono jeevan gadi ke do pahiya ho ,
Ab chain se apni jeevan gadi kheecho,
Dulha: Re pandit tharo to dimag hi kharab ho gayo ho,
Arey je gadi mein ek pahiya cycle ko ho,
Dusro tractor ka ho to gadi kaiyan chalegi !!

4 Years Ago | 6 shares | By Sumit Sain # 8882

Ek Bar Pappu Interview ke liye jata hai....
Boss - Aisi kaun se chij hai, jisme to pahiye hote hain?
Pappu - Cycle
Boss - Nahi, Hero Cycle.
Boss - Accha ek or chij batao, aise kaun si chiz hai, jisme chaar pahiye hote hain?
Pappu- Car?
Boss - Nahi, Honda Car.
Pappu - Ab mein ek question puchu kya aapse?
Boss - Yes,
Pappu - Aise kaun se chij hai, Jo Safed Gole ke ander Kale gole jese lagti hai?
Boss - Aankh?
Pappu - Nahi, Saale.....Teriiii Maaaaa Ki Aankhhhh....

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Mother To Son:"Get up

you useless fellow,

Sun has already risen

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Son:"Hey relax mom, Sun sleeps earlier than me..

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