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One Year Ago | 15 shares | By Retasha Sharma # 114

Apple = Vitamins
Vitamins = Power
Pwer = Work
Work = Money
Money = Girlfriend
Girlfriend = Tension
Tension = Heart Attack
Heart Attack = Death
See what all prblms an apple can make.

One Year Ago | 11 shares | By Abhijeet # 51

I am Looking for a Bank
which can perform Two things for me.
Give me a Loan,
and
then Leave me Alone….

2 Years Ago | 3 shares | By manpreet@nextpage.co.in # 120

Height of flirting of
ENGINEERS
.
.
Teachr: Where is your Asignmnt
book?
.
.
Stdnt:Mam, I lost it While
fighting with
students who said dat you are not the
most
beautiful
teacher in this college.

2 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Raj # 42

A Girl Takes 100 Pics In A
Day and Deletes 99pictures.
One Picture
That Seems Better.
She Uploads and
Comments ? Aaise Hi
Bethi Thi Yar Kisi Ne Click Kar Li?

2 Years Ago | 6 shares | By Monika # 43

When There Is a Long Gap Between Engagement & Marriage,
Who Is Most Benefited ?
?
Boy
No
?
Girl
No
?
It's The
.
.
.
Mobile Company!

3 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Kuldeep # 67

I Saw It With My Eyes But Couldn’t Understand It
Took It In My Hands, But Couldn’t Understand It
Keep Thinking For A Long Time, But Again Couldn’t Understand It
It was Not A Dream,
It was Is Not A Love,
It was Not Even Friendship,
Then I Realized: “It Was Question Paper”

3 Years Ago | 10 shares | By Anju # 35

A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari.
.
Policemen arrives.
.
Man:- (cried) Officer! My brand new car!
.
.
Police replied:- You’re suchmaterialistic.
You even haven’t notice that your left
arm has been cut off.
.
Man-: He looks at his left arm and yells
OMG! My Rolex watch!.

3 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Naresh # 97

A: Why are you late?
B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
A: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it?
B: No, I was standing on it.

3 Years Ago | 4 shares | By manpreet@nextpage.co.in # 120

Kiss Is The Key Of Love,
Love Is The Lock Of Marriage,
Marriage Is The Box Of Children,
And too many Children means more Problem for the world
So Please Stop Kissing & Save the world for a while…

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Kankambari # 121

Modern...
Obedient..
Neat...
Kind...
Excellent..
Young.
Thats ME.
Dont feel sad... your name is also there...
read the 1st letter of every word.

3 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Vivek # 71

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Agha # 109

Santa giving exam while standing at the door.

A man asked “Why are you standing at the door?”

Santa: “Idiot, I am giving entrance test.”

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Raj # 42

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

3 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Sana # 77

Love Affair in school:
GIRL'S WAYS:
A girl sitting on THE 1st bench turns her back &
Sees THE boy Sitting on THE last bench & says- "Thank God !!!
Stupid Aaya Hai!"
.
BOY'S WAYS:
Before the boy could see his girl entering in the class
all his friends start shouting
"ABEY TERI WAALI AA GAYI".

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